So your over-powered army of awesome has just conquered the world in your name...what now?

[WolfEdge]

I abdicate my Rite to rule.

No wait! Here me out!

Before I do so, I liquidate and stockpile all my assets, thus creating the first truly global power vacuum. As countless factions and armies wage war, I and my most trusted comrades go underground, thus vanishing from the world and recent memory.

After a decade of war and strife, the planet will be on the verge of complete destruction. Suddenly, a ragtag team of lovable rebels band together and reunite the world after one final climactic showdown. The leader of that group will be nominated as ruler of the world. Guess who that rebel leader is going to be.

Now I not only have the world, but the hearts of it's people!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

 

[Littlee300]

The new World Wide Religion: Gandaulfist (Gandaulfian to some people)
Money Profit > scientific progress
Some people thrown into jail...
and I shall add on to this later.
Edit: New Law: Don't be a dick
Darwinism will be enforced. I feel like a dick for saying it but you will have to pass a test to to have kids

snippidy
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Sounds like a fun game plot to

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

I am really, really truly trenemdously happy that none of you are likely to ever rule the world.

It's like a neverending parade of terrible ideas, awkward nerd revenge plots, infantile morality, and completely over-the-top punishment for anything you don't personally like, and consequences be damned. All this with a healthy dose of hilarious elitism regarding the regulation of "stupid" people. How precisely do you intend to test these people? What sort of intelligence? Do they need to be good at math? Maybe they need to be good writers. Are we going to just use a pre-existing test that shows systematic favor toward upper-class white males? Are you going to try to develop a test that doesn't (again, what are you going to test? How do you plan to make a test without these biases when everyone else has failed to do so?)? Are you going to just ignore the incredibly intelligent people who don't test well? Who's going to grow the food?

Thankfully, I imagine you'd all be deposed in a matter of days given what I've seen thus far.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Good work GIR now self destruct BOOM!!!

 

[joshthor]

The world is yours, you have an army of battle droids or demons or just people, whatever you choose, but what now? Will you rule the world as an iron fisted tyrant, fair handed dealer? What would you do as supreme (input leader title here) of the world?

As for me i would put the following rules/laws into play within days of winning world war 3 or whatever
1: Equal rights for everyone, period, except the leaders of the nations that opposed me, they become my personal bathroom scrubbers.
2: Anyone who is obviously really stupid will be either banished to the mines or if they refuse executed
3: If senior citizens stop serving a truthful purpose in life after 70 years of age they will be peacefully put down
4: Rapists, murderers and anything equally evil will be punished by death within a day of being found guilty
5: Fox news will be shut down and its building burnt and its employees sent to work at a subway
6: If anyone blames the worlds problems on video games again they will be thrown into a ring of honor with a hungry tiger
7: A code of honor will be taught in school, similarly any punks or wanna be gangstas will be sent to re-education facilites
8: All fast food except pinera bread and subway will be shut down
9: Schools will teach both evolution AND various religious ideals so the kids can make their own choices
10: Osama bin-laden will be found, and then thrown into space, because...well, im king of the world
11: Justin beiber will be asked nicely to stop making music, if he refuses i will have him executed in front of his fans
12: Same thing as justin goes for all other things that spawn annoying fans (twilight included)

And the list goes on, how about you though? what would you do with this power? I'd be interested to see what you all say
(This is supposed to be a fun little question, dont turn it into a flame war)

i like how your first is "equal rights" then the next like 6 are directly opposing it.

 

[Plurralbles]

No way. Really? Those freakin' Swedes even gave up? Holy cow. Miracle! Anyway, yeah, 100 days of celebration. Celebrate in anyway you can with the rubble you have left of your homes everyone, you are now under my dominion!

Now proceed to go A Brave New World all up in here!

 

[Plurralbles]

I am really, really truly trenemdously happy that none of you are likely to ever rule the world.

It's like a neverending parade of terrible ideas, awkward nerd revenge plots, infantile morality, and completely over-the-top punishment for anything you don't personally like, and consequences be damned. All this with a healthy dose of hilarious elitism regarding the regulation of "stupid" people. How precisely do you intend to test these people? What sort of intelligence? Do they need to be good at math? Maybe they need to be good writers. Are we going to just use a pre-existing test that shows systematic favor toward upper-class white males? Are you going to try to develop a test that doesn't (again, what are you going to test? How do you plan to make a test without these biases when everyone else has failed to do so?)? Are you going to just ignore the incredibly intelligent people who don't test well? Who's going to grow the food?

Thankfully, I imagine you'd all be deposed in a matter of days given what I've seen thus far.

I'd be terrified if anyone didn't think my post was a joke, personally. I know I'm after your post but that's kinda' mean. I'm not infantile. Nor the other adjectives you used.

Anyway, good sir, how do you plan to rule your planet? Are you going to have second thoughts after all the governments are destroyed, entire peoples' are displaced, and your army still needs to be paid?

There's a lot of work to do.

 

[The Stonker]

Things stay the same unless I'm bored. I don't feel the need to run all the countries personally, but whoever looks at me funny gets tied down and forced to was a Twilight marathon. Also, I'm murdering the music industry and a few actors. Shove a furking pipe bomb down Beiber's throat, which is more terrifying because the army I've chosen to take the world over with is zombies.

Oh, and there's going to be a proper X-men movie and a god damn Heroes for Hire movie! Luke Cage will live on screen!

So, basically, I'll have fixed all the real problems.

I agree with most of the things, but murder the music industry? There are other musicians then Bieber.

But I would give people equal rights and then resign, why? Because I would like it to continue as a democracy and unite the world under one banner.

 

[Kasper Gundersen]

Take a nap... ON MY THRONE OF GOLD, DRAGONS AND AWESOME!!!

 

[Jonesy911]

The world is yours, you have an army of battle droids or demons or just people, whatever you choose, but what now? Will you rule the world as an iron fisted tyrant, fair handed dealer? What would you do as supreme (input leader title here) of the world?

As for me i would put the following rules/laws into play within days of winning world war 3 or whatever
1: Equal rights for everyone, period, except the leaders of the nations that opposed me, they become my personal bathroom scrubbers.
2: Anyone who is obviously really stupid will be either banished to the mines or if they refuse executed
3: If senior citizens stop serving a truthful purpose in life after 70 years of age they will be peacefully put down
4: Rapists, murderers and anything equally evil will be punished by death within a day of being found guilty
5: Fox news will be shut down and its building burnt and its employees sent to work at a subway
6: If anyone blames the worlds problems on video games again they will be thrown into a ring of honor with a hungry tiger
7: A code of honor will be taught in school, similarly any punks or wanna be gangstas will be sent to re-education facilites
8: All fast food except pinera bread and subway will be shut down
9: Schools will teach both evolution AND various religious ideals so the kids can make their own choices
10: Osama bin-laden will be found, and then thrown into space, because...well, im king of the world
11: Justin beiber will be asked nicely to stop making music, if he refuses i will have him executed in front of his fans
12: Same thing as justin goes for all other things that spawn annoying fans (twilight included)

And the list goes on, how about you though? what would you do with this power? I'd be interested to see what you all say
(This is supposed to be a fun little question, dont turn it into a flame war)

"Rapists, murderers and anything equally evil will be punished by death within a day of being found guilty"

Yeah, fuck rehabilitation it's not like crminals are people too or anything /sarcasm. Seriously your world is so fucked up, you make Mubarak look like a reasonable kinda guy.

 

[Akatosh]

My Agenda as "Ruler of Earth and it's People"

*First few days- Crush last resistances refusing my reign, set up a military base in every last country, disperse my troops accordingly.
*First month- Draw up planes for "Atlas" my floating capital city, to basically be a giant flying cruise ship, the size of a city, that will travel around the world.
*Following months- Have my generals take control of major countries to control until other candidates can be found. Eventually having people vote in Ministers(who serve a term of 5 years) to control minor issues within their own countries while I(the Chancellor, who rules until the majority of Ministers see him/her "unfit")oversee global issues and the Ministers.
*By the end of the first year- Establish a global currency and economy. Have the people vote on which major language will become the "Human Language". Begin writing global laws loosely based around a less harsh Hammurabi code. Move my center of government from wherever I was ruling from, to the now completed Atlas.


From there I would just want to do the following in no particular order
1. Have my top scientists develop a cheap, fast growing, crop that could be produced in huge numbers, codenamed "Mana". Build government run Mana farms in areas of extreme poverty or hunger, to be dispersed among the population equally.
2. Put large amounts of money into disease, space travel, and military research.
3. Establish colonies on Nearby planets for the sake of......ahh fuck it, I just wanna run a space government already.

 

[superbatranger]

So, the world has been conquered? Well, then let's go to the arcade, gentlemen.

 

[RandV80]

Well my robotic minions of doom will have weapon systems built in, so we will have to dispose of all that modern weaponry. Every last bit will be gathered up and smelted down... into swords! Swords for everyone! All citizens will be required to carry a bladed weapon in a style of their choosing, it will be chipped to act as an ID. To be safe minors will be required to carry practice weapons, and martial arts and weapons training will become a part of standardized education. As well, everyone will be requied to wear a cape or cloak of a specifc colour which declares their rank and skill level. Mutually accepted duals will now be the defacto method of conflict resolution, to first blood or straight hand to hand for mine scuffles, to the death for major.

Apart from that, human progress will remain the main focus of society. And by progress I mean of the 'Space Race' variety rather than 'Walmart' progress. So everything will remain more or less the way it is today except with 100x the Kung-Fu fighting and Highlander-esque sword duals!

 

[teebeeohh]

handing out huge giftbaskets and wait for the first uprising to brutally crush just to show people that i can be benevolent if i want to, but don't have to

 

[DanielDeFig]

I'd set myself up as temporary dictator, and my sole purpose will be as a transitional ruler who has the power to create an Earth State (where nations will be like states/provinces within a country) from scratch and respond to things that aren't working by immediately changing them. The focus of the state will be to provide opportunities for basic human rights through socialism, but also create an economic environment that promotes competition, progress, and innovation through capitalism, but also heavily concentrate on liberalism to promote transparency, tolerance, freedom of expression and generally "people power".

-No capital punishment, and research would be done to make less than lethal weapons as readily available and easily usable as today's lethal weapons (people sometimes need to defend themselves, no need to bring death into the equation).

-Schools (private or public) would only be allowed to teach fact as fact and fiction as fiction, which means that the endless versions of creationism would be taught in theology class as interesting stories made up by people to answer questions about life, and evolution would be taught as the proven fact that it is.

-One person, one vote (none of this representative crap this is apparently USA's voting system). No political parties would be banned (including religious or conservative ones), but once on power, no government would have the legal power to make changes that would not provide basic human rights to all people. Any attempts to do so would legally compel the army to immediately remove the current government and temporarily hold power until elections were held soon afterwards.

-National borders would hold as much importance as state/provincial borders within a country, so people can freely move anywhere they want to go. No border control, no Visas, resulting in a global mix of people. This would soon eliminate xenophobia and cultural bias within communities that would no longer be capable of isolating themselves.


When a whole year has gone by and i have not been needed to intervene, i will immediately resign. I will then endlessly travel the world, until the day i die.

I want to change the world, i don't want to rule it (THAT kind of power seems boring to me, it's just responsibility).

 

[MrEnigami]

I was start by lowering the number of people. I'd pick vast numbers of people, completely by random, and make them fight a war in my name. Both sides. Anybody who tries to sort out a truce, a rebellion, or surrender, will be killed. The whole thing will be broadcast on live television, so I will know if they try anything. :3

What else? Any music I dislike will be removed. Anybody who continues to make bad music after I have insisted they stop will be put in a rehabilitation centre for 6 months, where the only music available will be metal, techno, rap, or some combination of the three. Continuing to make bad music after regaining freedom will result in automatic entry into the next major war.

Also... I really want the moon. Maybe I can use it as the stage for these wars?

 

[thingymuwatsit]

The world is yours, you have an army of battle droids or demons or just people, whatever you choose, but what now? Will you rule the world as an iron fisted tyrant, fair handed dealer? What would you do as supreme (input leader title here) of the world?

As for me i would put the following rules/laws into play within days of winning world war 3 or whatever
1: Equal rights for everyone, period, except the leaders of the nations that opposed me, they become my personal bathroom scrubbers.
2: Anyone who is obviously really stupid will be either banished to the mines or if they refuse executed
3: If senior citizens stop serving a truthful purpose in life after 70 years of age they will be peacefully put down
4: Rapists, murderers and anything equally evil will be punished by death within a day of being found guilty
5: Fox news will be shut down and its building burnt and its employees sent to work at a subway
6: If anyone blames the worlds problems on video games again they will be thrown into a ring of honor with a hungry tiger
7: A code of honor will be taught in school, similarly any punks or wanna be gangstas will be sent to re-education facilites
8: All fast food except pinera bread and subway will be shut down
9: Schools will teach both evolution AND various religious ideals so the kids can make their own choices
10: Osama bin-laden will be found, and then thrown into space, because...well, im king of the world
11: Justin beiber will be asked nicely to stop making music, if he refuses i will have him executed in front of his fans
12: Same thing as justin goes for all other things that spawn annoying fans (twilight included)

And the list goes on, how about you though? what would you do with this power? I'd be interested to see what you all say
(This is supposed to be a fun little question, dont turn it into a flame war)

this world will fall apart; no offence, but the first idea didn't work for the Communists either.

 

[Demonicdan]

Turn earth into a real life deathstar, all hail the emperor.