So you're Emperor of the Earth... And we just got invaded by aliens.

[Dark Knifer]

What is your choice of action?

To give you an idea of events, alien ships have just appeared and have the planet surrounded. They haven't opened fire yet.

Personally, I'd ask if negotiations are possible (preferable without making human kind slaves) and if not, see how our weapons stack up against theirs.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

If they can fly to our planet from their own in another solar system, then they have technology far better than ours. So probably weapons technology too. Id surrender, unless they were out to kill us all. We could never beat them.

 

[The Rockerfly]

Welcome our new Alien overlords and if we get sent to alien court plea for the whole race human race being insane

Maybe we can just get off with a nice mass genocide instead of annihilation for what we've done

 

[Valagetti]

"Kill all sons of bitches, thats my official instructions!"

 

[kittii-chan 300]

What is your choice of action?

To give you an idea of events, alien ships have just appeared and have the planet surrounded. They haven't opened fire yet.

Personally, I'd ask if negotiations are possible (preferable without making human kind slaves) and if not, see how our weapons stack up against theirs.

Emperor of Earth.
Xenos.

It begins.

Really, why has this not been posted sooner?

im with this guy all the way. i mean who doesn't want an elite band of supersoldiers who say your name as a suffix to all of their sentences?

 

[hudsonzero]

Fire missile, if there friendly tell them its the traditional greeting of two culture on our planet, show them history to back up claim.

 

[The Bucket]

If they can fly to our planet from their own in another solar system, then they have technology far better than ours. So probably weapons technology too. Id surrender, unless they were out to kill us all. We could never beat them.

Amen to that. On the billion to one chance we could actually fight them off on the ground enough so that its not worth it anymore, they'd just be able to bombard the planet,or just nudge a few asteroids towards it.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

What? So I just took over the world and aliens come here?
Well, that saves me the time of finding them.

I use my robotic legions which I used to take over the world to destroy them.
I've already got several robotic robot factories set up all over the solar system.

Next step: Off to their planet(s).

 

[Not Good]

Send Jackie Chan by himself, carrying a baby, and lure the alien baddies into a ladder manufacturing facilitiy.

Problem solved.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

*Checks cunning/persuasion stats*

Negotiating time, methinks. Hopefully with the aim of technology sharing between the two cultures, and the creation of some kind of galactic alliance. All races involved will then survey other planets for life, observe it, and then welcome them to the alliance once they manage to get to space.

At the same time though, I would secretly fund the small band humans that inevitably will be planning some kind of resistance, just in case the aliens currently surrounding Earth do intend to land an occupying force.
A straight fight would be stupid though. If they've got here, they have superior technology. No reason to assume that doesn't extend to weapons. Also, I don't want to be the one to start hostilities.

EDIT: Also, having just posted in a thread about words, I feel compelled to point out that it should be "you're" in the title.

 

[StormShaun]

Ill problerley Wake up John 117 and tell him to destory the threat but why the hell would I do that when I have the powers of a lightning/ electricity angel, thats how I became Emperor, then I would kill all them aliens without dropping a sweat. No problem for me.

 

[SckizoBoy]

Emperor of Earth.
Xenos.

*Imp pic snip*

It begins.

Really, why has this not been posted sooner?

I was expecting something like that to be the first reply. But come on: Imperial Fists; Black Templars; Ordo Custodes; Emperor's Champion; Grey Knights; Titan Legions; the Assassin Temples; need I go on?

Aliens... you're so fukt.

 

[Dark Knifer]

EDIT: Also, having just posted in a thread about words, I feel compelled to point out that it should be "you're" in the title.

Thanks for that, didn't notice. Also...

Send Jackie Chan by himself, carrying a baby, and lure the alien baddies into a ladder manufacturing facilitiy.

Problem solved.

I have no understanding of your logic, but I like it.

 

[Double A]

I would attempt to sneeze on them. That always works in the movies.

I'm not taking this seriously because OP isn't taking the word "invaded" seriously.

 

[Davatehi]

Nuke! Nuke everything!
First I would nuke the aliens and then the earth. Why? Because I could.

 

[Badong]

Well, if an alien civilization DID manage to find us, then one could assume that said civilization would be a hell of a lot more advanced than us; we've only reached as far as the outer fringes of our own solar system, while they'd have probably traveled from countless lightyears away.

With that in mind, one can only assume that resistance would be futile, and that we'd be better off being of help to someone else and offering our planet and/or being slaves to a greater race.

On a less serious note: I'd amass the armies of the Adeptus Astartes and shoot them up until they bugger off.

 

[E.Blackadder]

Pretend The Doctor is real and they'll either
(a run away or
(b find Matt Smith and enter negotiations with him
Or
(c ignore me and do terrible terrible things to earth while I watch Mitchell and Webb in my bunker

 

[imnot]

Lasers.
Millions of them.
We have lasers right?
I dont give a shit if we lose but im not letting no sons of bitched put me in their freaky alien zoo!