So you're Emperor of the Earth... And we just got invaded by aliens.

[IBlackKiteI]

We shall try negotiations. If those are not available and our weapons stack up then we fight. If our weapons do not stack up then let their ruler make glorious personal combat with the God-Emperor!

Spoiler: Epic pic

Isn't...isn't that a bit harsh?

Hmm...I'd probably FREAK THE FUCK OUT, get EVERYTHING into standby and say "Leave this place!"
If they don't, FREAAAAAAK OUUUUT!, and push all the big red buttons. Fuckin' go time.

Seriously, if aliens arrived, I am about 90% sure they would be outright hostile or they might just see nothing of interest and leave. Seriously.
You fanboys and fetishists, you can all forget about your weird ass Star Trek and Mass Effect space babe screwin' fantasies. We, are, boned.

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Know that crazy dude hiding in the basement in War of the Worlds? Yeah, that'll totally be me, and when your all dead I'll be like WHO'S LAUGHIN NOW! Then I'll make tumbleweeds and roll 'em around.

 

[Jaso11111]

Ok so i took over Earth with my robot army and my MEGASPACELASERCANNON and now the aliens show up, great!! Oh well they dont now about my MEGASPACELASERCANNON soooo...
I blow up theyr bigger ship, but unfortantly the alien leader was not on the ship BUT he (or she) is wiling to negosiete now, FOOL >
I arive on the alien command ship for a meeting but unfortantly it was not me, it was one of my many robot clones armt with a mini nuke!!!
Alien 1:So how are the negosiesions goin?
Alien 2: Not bad.
Robot me: So long sukcers!!
Alien 1 Alien2:What the fuBOOOOOOOOM

So the aliens run away, but not before i capture one of thear ships and get thear solar system location and the wormhole space travel tecnology, not to metion the guns!!
Solider: Sir we have thear location and thar tecnology what now?
Me: Now..? We strike back!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Note: If the alien leader was female AND hot then i would just use my brain washing ray to make her my slave and all the other hot females on thear planet MHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[AlexLoxate]

We mobilize every man, woman and child to fight for...

What's that?

Spoiler

Welcome to our alien overlords!