Well, since I've placed all of known civilization under a fucked off system of government that due to its size and nature must be one Hell of a sonofabitch, I die like I deserve to.
So you're Emperor of the Earth... And we just got invaded by aliens.
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There may be no need for violence last time aliens invaded they just rounded up the most intelligent and forced us to mate repeatedly, oh yes.
Well I instantly thought of 40k since that is exactly what happens, but anyways I would send my legions of genetically engineered super soldiers to annihilate any foolish xenos trying to invade us but in order to stop my sons from betraying me, Ill have them secretly assassinated, then as my last act before retirement Ill ally myself with the Eldar to create a Universe spanning empire!! Oh and the Black Templars will be my personal guard because Ultrasmurfs are too main stream.
I'd just sneeze on them, Their immune system won't be ready to fight off our Earth's dieses and they will be wiped out by a mild cold.
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!
What? How else did I become Emperor of Earth?
What? How else did I become Emperor of Earth?
I'd trick the Aliens into thinking that humanity is subconsciously a hive mind with me at the core - no matter how much any people may deny it, I some how become emperor of the planet! didn't I! how would I do that without secret mind control powers? - and that if I was harmed, humanity would die with me.
then I'd strike a deal where I would let humanity be their personal slaves as long as I was rewarded with riches, luxury and modest power, all modest enough that they would give it to me without asking too many questions...
what? you thought the emperor of earth would for some reason NOT be a conspiring, self serving, manipulative, back stabbing asshole?? you thought he would be some sort of noble hero?
take a look at our CURRENT LEADERS! IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU GET FROM THEM!?
then I'd strike a deal where I would let humanity be their personal slaves as long as I was rewarded with riches, luxury and modest power, all modest enough that they would give it to me without asking too many questions...
what? you thought the emperor of earth would for some reason NOT be a conspiring, self serving, manipulative, back stabbing asshole?? you thought he would be some sort of noble hero?
take a look at our CURRENT LEADERS! IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU GET FROM THEM!?
when i read the title of this thread, this is the first thing i thought of.Davatehi said:
also USE DA WATER!! IT WORKED IN SIGNS!!!
but it didn't in battle los angeles....hmmm
... I like this ides also.Communist partisan said:
Give Lady Gaga back to them, then proceed to ask if they are willing to take Justin Bieber as a farewell gift. 
Yeah we have lasers but I'm guessing the rail guns would be more effective against alien ships. Lets see If their armor/shield holds up against a mach 7 bullet.imnotparanoid said:
Well the fact that they haven't killed us yet probably means they aren't going to considering how easy it would be with their technology. Negotiations. And since I'm the leader I inform them that we're very sorry for messing up the planet but my first act as leader was to order stopping it.
Hopefully they're willing to share technology or something.
Oh yeah and rail guns and shit like that just in case.
Hopefully they're willing to share technology or something.
Oh yeah and rail guns and shit like that just in case.
Depends on the nature of the intruders. I'd start out with negotiations as much to gauge their strengths and weaknesses as to see if they're willing to work out a deal. Once I have their weaknesses in mind (the large ones anyway; it'd be fairly easy to tell if they were a hive-mind based species, if they were individuals like us, if they were smarter than us or not as smart, more inclined to violence or less, etc.) I would adjust my strategy based on that. If they were smarter than us I would work on biological warfare because we'd probably be in trouble otherwise. If they were hive-mind based it wouldn't be too difficult to isolate their leaders and eliminate them. Less inclined to violence than us would give us an advantage (plus negotiations would probably go well). More inclined to violence and we would have to use that to our advantage, using that aggressiveness to lure them in to traps and such.
Unfortunately, the very fact that they have space ships like they do means we're in some deep shit if they decide to bombard the planet. We'd have to go Independence Day on their asses and work on a computer virus that'll disable the ships for long enough to get either an explosive or some commando teams aboard, then take them that way.
In short, however, we're probably screwed unless I've managed to take over the world by force, in which case I'd use my legion of Armored Combat Suits to wreak as much havoc as possible, take enemy ships, and so on.
Unfortunately, the very fact that they have space ships like they do means we're in some deep shit if they decide to bombard the planet. We'd have to go Independence Day on their asses and work on a computer virus that'll disable the ships for long enough to get either an explosive or some commando teams aboard, then take them that way.
In short, however, we're probably screwed unless I've managed to take over the world by force, in which case I'd use my legion of Armored Combat Suits to wreak as much havoc as possible, take enemy ships, and so on.