So you're feeling a little horny...

[jamradar]

I pick up the phone to call my girlfriend but then I remember:

 

[GeorgW]

If my GF isn't there or willing to come, I just ignore it.
I'm the master of my domain!

 

[SanguineSymphony]

Basically you're asking if the desire is high enough is it right to cheat on someone? The answer's no. Unless your relationship is structured that way of course.

 

[NezumiiroKitsune]

Why would I not resort to fixing the problem myself, so to speak? Or just ignore it if that's not appropriate for some reason. I don't understand what you're expecting to read!

 

[ReservoirAngel]

or or your hands will grow fur

They WON'T!? All that time spent fighting the urge, wasted! Pastor Davis lied to me!!!

 

[suitepee7]

depends. i'll go for my checklist.

woman around? see if she's interested. if not, looks like i gotta suppress it.

woman not around but i'm seeing her later? wait it out till i see her, then first question.

in public? suppress it.

woman not around and i'm not seeing her later that day? fapfapfapfapfap ^-^

 

[LostAlone]

What do you do? What if your loved one isn't present and you don't want to resort to one-hand happy time? Do you suppress it or actively search out a way to satisfy your little urge?

Hang on... The question assumes a relationship, but you're saying that one of options is to hit a singles bar or call a hooker ? Over a random erection ? REALLY ?

As someone who has indulged in cheating in the past, you don't just wake up one day with morning wood and go 'well my girlfriends not around, better go find some nasty'.

Also, there really is a difference between random boners and genuinely being horny. Random erections are easily ignored, or fapped away. There's nothing you can do about being properly sexually frustrated... you can try to ignore it but it won't go away.

 

[DrMetal]

I would give in and play with myself...
I don't have very good self control.

neither do i it seems XD

I cannt even resist a cheesburger if any one as much as concieves an idea of ordering a take-away, how am i meant to resist this?

 

[jobobob]

"Hmm, BC2 should solve this problem." *starts playing* "Oh F2000, you're my one true love."

 

[Gigano]

I look at my purity ring and recall the solemn vow I made before god

Well, if it's at an inopportune time, I guess I'd have to ignore/suppress it until a more appropriate time.

 

[Moosh50]

I seek outlets for my urges.

 

[NathLines]

Easy. I resort to both-hands happy time.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

If I'm on campus or any other public place then I'll suppress it. But if I'm home....
>.>
<.<
[sub]It's fair game.[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I would give in and play with myself...
I don't have very good self control.

...

[sub][sub]noted... XP[/sub][/sub]

OT: I have sufficient Pokemon willpower to pass through the urges as they come and go.

 

[MrGalactus]

1-2-3-4 jump on frogs.

 

[iLikeHippos]

I'll just wait 5 minutes for my mind to wander thinking about random shit.

Now; "Daaaamn, that girl has some fine legs... And that ass!"

5 min later. "... You know, raising ostriches would be kind of a shitty idea. Who in their right mind buys giant eggs?"

 

[Woodsey]

I do what lots of other "forever alone" types do - I think about it, but don't act upon it. I have a little bit of self-control, you know. And not all of us are lucky enough to have personalities that don't drive women away instantaneously.

Bearing in mind he's said wanking isn't allowed (for no reason whatsoever - if you need to bust a nut why would that not be the first thing you do?), what exactly don't you act upon...?

OT: I screw the rules and wank! Wank I say!

 

[ENKC]

I will tie my arms and legs down to my bed for a week and beat it.

The double meaning of 'beat it' is creating some form of pun singularity to draw me inexorably towards this sentence. Oh, the jokes I could make.

OT: why fight it? Because you're not comfortable with your sexuality?

 

[chinangel]

my bf is usually on-hand but asuming he's not I can usually find a racy story to ah..'help me along' as it were

 

[Evilsanta]

Depends on where, If it is at a inaproiete time I will hold myself and as I dont have a girlfriend I will have to give myself a helping hand.