So, you're making love to music that you left on shuffle...

[Old_Teabags]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU

this! this would be the end of it all. no woman wold be able to recover from the wtf... lol

 

[winginson]

Tim Minchin - Inflatable You.
Johnny Cash - Hurt.
Rammstien - Pussy.
Any of my German metal, angry German singing would probaly be a mood killer for most.
If they aren't into sub/dom or bondage most of Lords of Acid.

 

[lacktheknack]

Wait for the chorus, and you'll see the biggest problem. Ohhhhh man, that would go badly.

check this out then, i'm sure your girlfriend will love it. Not for the faint of heart and not safe for work;
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5e70f_milkman_creation

DAMMIT, DAVID FIRTH.

GO BACK TO SALAD FINGERS AND KEEP YOUR GORE OFF MY BREASTMILK.

I can only hope and pray that someone reads this without context.

 

[Spade Lead]

I have a playlist for everything, including an hour and a half long playlist called "Fuck List." Needless to say, there are no embarrassing songs on it. Worst case scenario, I have one of my soundtrack lists playing (the ones I listen to when I sleep), and a song crescendos as she does, and I look like a God.

 

[Blackdoom]

I have no issue with my music being on shuffle during it.
However as I am a rather large fan of Black Metal, Death Metal and Grindcore so I am unsure how anyone else would respond to this form of music in such a situation.
I decided to shuffle my music and post the first couple of songs that showed up. Would have kept going but I am far too lazy at the moment.

Spoiler

 

[Revolutionary]

I feel this might kill the mood, but would be simultaneously appropriate.

 

[Tallim]

and the ever mood killing song:


Not sure what that would do....

 

[Tallim]

You Are A Pirate-because I do have it.

Although, the booty in the song could mean different...

Original or the cover by Alestorm?


because I think I could work with that.

 

[Whateveralot]

Probably anything Radiohead. It's not very appropriate music to have sex on, but to lay in a corner, sobbing.

Edit: Which, might I add, my ex-gf would pull on me during sex, for no reason at all (without Radiohead).

 

[BarbaricGoose]

I don't know... I don't really have a great one that would completely ruin the experience.

Maybe Love? Haha--kind of ironic considering the subject matter. If it was the video... oh god. Love Devin Townsend, don't get me wrong, but his hair back then... man...

 

[Bernzz]

Not sure if apt because acting on instinct or totally not apt because... well, it's an RTS from 1995.
Alternately apart from the fanatical shouting that might work ok. As mentioned though, the guy shouting "Die Waffen! Legt an!" (German for 'present arms!') might be a bit of a turn-off.

I gotta disagree.

The only affect that music would have on sexytimes would be to make it the sexytimes you always remember. The epic one, the moment that stays with you for all of time.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to listen to the original Hell March again. You did this to me. You.

 

[Apollo45]

Let me see here... There are quite a few of them. I'll list some of the worst.

Ballad of Clay Carmine by Miracle of Sound

Can't Touch This by MC Hammer

Fuck You by Cee Lo Green (unless taken literally, in which case it works fairly well)

DotA by Basshunter

Gaston from Beauty and the Beast

I'll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan

I Just Had Sex by The Lonely Island (Came on before I had sex at one point... The irony was it put sex off by another hour or so.)

Any of the Epic Rap Battles I've got (by Nice Peter)

And that's just a few of them. The sad thing is that I've actually had this happen. Multiple times. Some of them make some pretty awesome stories too. At one point we were in the process of shedding clothes. The music had sounded like it had stopped, but neither of us noticed. So she goes down to take my pants off when, all of a sudden, the music hits the loud part and we both realize what's playing; The Kraken from Pirates of the Caribbean. Me, being the awesome guy I am, immediately said "Release the Kraken!" and we both died of laughter for a bit. Completely ruined the mood, but it was totally worth it.

Another? In the middle of doing the deed Sexy And I Know It by LMFAO came on. Perfect timing; I was able to keep going while doing some of your typical body-builder poses. And the wiggle-wiggle-wiggle part... Well, things got dirty. Needless to say, having sex while laughing is challenging but awesome at the same time. Try it.

Last one for now. This one's gonna get a bit graphic, so young eyes should shield themselves. Beat It by Michael Jackson found its way into my playlist and decided to pop up near the end of a rather intense session. So, instead of just letting things happen like usual, I pulled out and "beat it" on her chest. Let's say she was not happy with me. The sad part is that she didn't get the reference until I explained it to her, after I was done laughing, then running from her as she tried to hit me. Even then she didn't find it funny.

Captcha: Tickle the Ivories.
That's not all that was tickled, my friend.

Edit:

You Are A Pirate-because I do have it.

Although, the booty in the song could mean different...

Original or the cover by Alestorm?


because I think I could work with that.

I need to stick that in the playlist somewhere... My god, it would be perfect. Because, ye know, I be gettin' some booty, an' she be rais'n me Jolly Roger. Heh heh heh.

 

[Bestival]

Dio's Magicka Story could ruin the mood a little. But there honestly aren't very many good boning songs on my comp. It's mostly various kinds of metal, a bunch of industrial, and rap. Oh, maybe Eminem's Kim will do!

...

I'm obsessed with this now, I will find one song on my HDD that good to set the mood!

Die ************ Die by Dope... nah.
Doom Mantia by Eletric Wizard... Probably not.

Oh there we go, Cum Junkie by Genitorturers. Yes, that will do nicely. (I'm not going to post a video, because nothing they do is even remotely SFW.)

 

[Cranky]

You Are A Pirate-because I do have it.

Although, the booty in the song could mean different...

Original or the cover by Alestorm?


because I think I could work with that.

Holy crap, this could definitely be done to. But mine's the original

 

[Adeptus Aspartem]

Thank god i've multiple playlist seperated to genres and/or bands. If i had them all piled up together.. are 200 diffrent pony songs enough to kill the mood?

Good :>

Ahjeah, the duck song is awesome.