So you're shopping clothes and zombies appear...

[UltraDeth]

Immature answer: Anything with spikes coming out

Sensible answer: A large blue snow jacket with the forearm cut out displaying spiked leather wristband , 2 grey cotton hand wraps, a backpack, a pair of patchy denim flares, white knee length boots, a heavy metal t-shirt and most importantly...some dark lens/white frame goggles

 

[Mechsoap]

There seems I have a problem with this thread....


A serious problem


and that problem is?


Must I wear clothes at all?

Someone planning to dick slap some zombies?

 

[LupusDei]

There seems I have a problem with this thread....


A serious problem


and that problem is?


Must I wear clothes at all?

Someone planning to dick slap some zombies?

Most certainly I am. Wish to join me comrade?

It won't be homo at all, Just zombie slapping frolicking fun.

 

[Mechsoap]

Spoiler

Just imagine I'm holding a blood covered baseball bat or something xD

I just got a mental image of the doctor with foam and blood splattered all over him... thank you for such an awesome mental picture.

 

[Mechsoap]

There seems I have a problem with this thread....


A serious problem


and that problem is?


Must I wear clothes at all?

Someone planning to dick slap some zombies?

Most certainly I am. Wish to join me comrade?

It won't be homo at all, Just zombie slapping frolicking fun.

It isn't gay if your balls don't touch right?

 

[L4hlborg]

Probably something really thick Probably a thick jacket and some form of pants. Jeans are actually quite bite resistant. Possibly dual layer, with jeans in bottom and some form of pants suitable for winter on top. Shoes that don't wear out too fast, probably boots. And some sort of hat, possibly one of those that russian people tend to use in every movie with russians ever, as they are warm.

Why all this? It may not be the most mobile suit, but it prevents me of being the dude who dies from a random zombie bite. It also is quite warm and suiting for winter times, as it is the winter now. Besides, if it gets hot, I can always take them off. I can't exactly turn a t-shirt into a warm jacket if I get cold.

 

[rekabdarb]

can you fix the title... it really bugs me. (So your shopping FOR clothes and zombies appear)


It'll be Sears.

Trenchcoat, t-shirt, blue jeans, backpack and a spare set of clothes. And a jacket/hoody or whatever

 

[imnot]

Me clothes shopping HAHAHAHAHHA!

OT: fine I choose naked!

 

[LupusDei]

There seems I have a problem with this thread....


A serious problem


and that problem is?


Must I wear clothes at all?

Someone planning to dick slap some zombies?

Most certainly I am. Wish to join me comrade?

It won't be homo at all, Just zombie slapping frolicking fun.

It isn't gay if your balls don't touch right?

According to page 36 of the Gospel of Avoiding Homosexuality.

Okayeth it shall be for men to spend time together in the nude, reasoning that thy sexual organs shall not in anyway shape or form, attempt to touch fondly.

Accidental may be forgiven, however. The direct prodding of ''Beanbags'' is a severe break of code.

 

[minakorocket]

the winter section with plenty of thic coats, scarves, and leather gloves, if they can't bite me, I'm fine.

D: I'm imagining someone in so many layers of winter clothing that they are literally just rolling past the zombies.

can you fix the title... it really bugs me. (So your shopping FOR clothes and zombies appear)

Actually it would be "you're" or "you are" if you're gunna request the topic title fixed.

 

[Mechsoap]

There seems I have a problem with this thread....


A serious problem


and that problem is?


Must I wear clothes at all?

Someone planning to dick slap some zombies?

Most certainly I am. Wish to join me comrade?

It won't be homo at all, Just zombie slapping frolicking fun.

It isn't gay if your balls don't touch right?

According to page 36 of the Gospel of Avoiding Homosexuality.

Okayeth it shall be for men to spend time together in the nude, reasoning that thy sexual organs shall not in anyway shape or form, attempt to touch fondly.

Accidental may be forgiven, however. The direct prodding of ''Beanbags'' is a severe break of code.

Excellent, lets go dick slap some undead horrors!

 

[rekabdarb]

can you fix the title... it really bugs me. (So your shopping FOR clothes and zombies appear)

Actually it would be "you're" or "you are" if you're gunna request the topic title fixed.

Alright, i don't mind 'you' grammar errors, mainly because i make them unless i'm writing an english paper. But shopping clothes is just baaaad

 

[LupusDei]

There seems I have a problem with this thread....


A serious problem


and that problem is?


Must I wear clothes at all?

Someone planning to dick slap some zombies?

Most certainly I am. Wish to join me comrade?

It won't be homo at all, Just zombie slapping frolicking fun.

It isn't gay if your balls don't touch right?

According to page 36 of the Gospel of Avoiding Homosexuality.

Okayeth it shall be for men to spend time together in the nude, reasoning that thy sexual organs shall not in anyway shape or form, attempt to touch fondly.

Accidental may be forgiven, however. The direct prodding of ''Beanbags'' is a severe break of code.

Excellent, lets go dick slap some undead horrors!

Woah woah wait WAIT!. This is a most epic task we are setting out to accomplish. We need some sort of equally epic music?

Suggestions?

 

[Gudrests]

Wifebeater Longsleved shirt T-shirt(a bit tight so its not baggy and what not) a belt jeans a hoodie soccer shin guards, and a slightly heavy windbreaker. for the cold ish zombie land time...like right now....OH and duck tape

 

[Mechsoap]

can you fix the title... it really bugs me. (So your shopping FOR clothes and zombies appear)

Sorry, im still having a bit of trouble with the your/you're and such.

 

[MrMoustaffa]

some slightly skinny jeans, motorcycle jacket, studded belt, studded wrist band thingy with the crazy spikes, possibly some sort of motorcyle helmet, if not then I'll go with a plain black military style cap (the kind that have the flat top, not the baseball/trucker hats)

That way I can ride out the apocalypse looking as badass as possible...

 

[rekabdarb]

can you fix the title... it really bugs me. (So your shopping FOR clothes and zombies appear)

Sorry, im still having a bit of trouble with the your/you're and such.

Sigh now i feel like a trolololo. And that actually wasn't what i was harping about. But never mind, it's just a small mistake that i will probably never see again unless someone quotes me

 

[minakorocket]

can you fix the title... it really bugs me. (So your shopping FOR clothes and zombies appear)

Actually it would be "you're" or "you are" if you're gunna request the topic title fixed.

Alright, i don't mind 'you' grammar errors, mainly because i make them unless i'm writing an english paper. But shopping clothes is just baaaad

I was just teasing you, lol.

Back on topic, I think if I'm shopping for clothes and zombies started showing up, I would probably not stay shopping for much longer. I'd look for a way out and drive like mad to my DM's house. He's been prepared for zombie infestation since long before I was born and if anyone hasn't turned yet and has a *censored* amount of bullets and guns, it's him.

 

[WOPR]

...And you have to choose which clothes from the clothing store you will have to wear for the apocalypse just outside the door.

Its a normal clothing store, its not a military hardware store with bullet proof vests.
You may choose which kind of clothing store this is (goth, hipster, modern).

I'd keep the clothes I'm wearing; grab the closest mannequin/cash register/heavy object and start beating down the zombie with it

 

[Mechsoap]

There seems I have a problem with this thread....


A serious problem


and that problem is?


Must I wear clothes at all?

Someone planning to dick slap some zombies?

Most certainly I am. Wish to join me comrade?

It won't be homo at all, Just zombie slapping frolicking fun.

It isn't gay if your balls don't touch right?

According to page 36 of the Gospel of Avoiding Homosexuality.

Okayeth it shall be for men to spend time together in the nude, reasoning that thy sexual organs shall not in anyway shape or form, attempt to touch fondly.

Accidental may be forgiven, however. The direct prodding of ''Beanbags'' is a severe break of code.

Excellent, lets go dick slap some undead horrors!

Woah woah wait WAIT!. This is a most epic task we are setting out to accomplish. We need some sort of equally epic music?

Suggestions?

Perhaps this will do?