So you're watching porn...

[KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime]

A friend of mine was feeling experimental and wanted to watch some gay porn but wanted some moral support...

Long story short his GF walked in and freaked out afraid she made him gay.

Worse then having been humiliated, comforting someone who suddenly got an irrational fear about what she did to her significant other.

Other than that when my mom found out about me being trans she got very intrested in what sort of naughty toys and videos I might want and once took me to the adult store when I was 18 and that was humiliating...

 

[CrystalShadow]

Well, uhm, that's an absurdly unlikely premise these days.

I mean, who still watches porn? That's so last millennium...

Uhm... Well, say for the sake of argument it did happen, eh. I'd probably stop and ask them what they were after.
Then resume things when they left.

But, that would never happen, because I don't even like looking at porn, or masturbating, really, for that matter...

Nyeh. Whatever.

edit:

I use my zweihander to fight them back and lock the door so I can continue where I left off

Leave no business unfinished

Wait, is that a literal zweihander, or some kind of euphemism? For... You know... >_>
XD

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

I'd keep going. If they want to break into my house then what they see is their mental scar, not mine.

 

[shrekfan246]

Well, y'see, that's just a normal Wednesday for me. In fact, they're late for today's shoot and I am supremely disappointed. Honestly, and they said they were professionals...

 

[White Lightning]

Start beating it even more furiously and stare them in the eye.

This is the only correct answer. However you forgot about breathing very heavily and roaring. Other then that, perfect.

 

[FalloutJack]

Well, maybe you're watching porn, but I don't really bother.

Ah, but let's play with that anyway, hmm? The President, the Pope, and Julie Andrews? Well, the President is a man and and married, and therefore would understand right off. The Pope is easy-going and I'm Catholic, so he really wouldn't fault me when there are worse things to worry about. As for Julie Andrews...

"Well, I know this is sudden, but could I have your autograph?"

 

[Fox12]

Start beating it even more furiously and stare them in the eye.

*ominous Latin chanting*

OT: I'd probably invite them to join me. Then we'd never speak of this again.

 

[Vigormortis]

I'd say, "You have three options. Either stand there and watch, lend me a hand, or get the hell out. Either way, this is happening. And fyi, if you stay, watch out for stray shots."

 

[Ryallen]

I'm too busy reading these and laughing to form a coherent response to the question at hand.

Post laughing session: But if I had to, I'd thank them for giving me more time for the activity at hand and continue with it until I was done, then tell them to get the fuck out so I can clean up.

 

[Scars Unseen]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Oh, hang on...it's not been specified how many people this is. Maybe Julie Andrews is the pope and the president.

IIRC, her granddaughter did a Mary Poppins themed porn set. If that was what was being watched at the time...huh...

 

[Inglorious891]

Stare them right in the eyes and finish up.

They ain't stopping my fap.

 

[Odbarc]

Why is the pope in my country?
President of what?
Whose Andrew Julia whats her name?

I think I'd be too startled to find people in my house too care about what I was doing while they were here. I'd want them to leave regardless of what I was doing.

 

[Silvanus]

Oh, hang on...it's not been specified how many people this is. Maybe Julie Andrews is the pope and the president.

IIRC, her granddaughter did a Mary Poppins themed porn set. If that was what was being watched at the time...huh...

There's a question of comparable awkwardness: what would we do, if the actor/actress from the "film" in question walked in while we were watching it?

Blurt out, "I respect you as a person"?

 

[Thaluikhain]

There's a question of comparable awkwardness: what would we do, if the actor/actress from the "film" in question walked in while we were watching it?

Or their parents.

Unless it was that pornstar whose parents are her managers, and they watch and edit all her stuff. Bunny Lane?

Actually, that'd probably be more awkward, but in a different way.

EDIT: I know about her because I once looked for images of "WTF", looking for a good reaction pic. Saw some odd stuff that day.

 

[Silvanus]

Actually, that'd probably be more awkward, but in a different way.

It would obligate you into a longer awkward conversation, I imagine. The Pope and the POTUS would at least wish to drop it as soon (or sooner) than we would.

EDIT: I know about her because I once looked for images of "WTF", looking for a good reaction pic.

Ofc. Incidentally, I only even know what pornography is, because I devoted an evening to reading the entire 'P' section of the dictionary, at random. No other reason.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Jokes on you because I don't watch the porn, not my jam.

But, I will humor you since I have nothing else better to do with my time.

I'll wonder what the hell the POTUS is doing in my house and why all the secret service are giving me cross looks, and ask them to leave nicely...? They have guns, so they make the rules there.

As for Julie Andrews, I'd probably talk to her for a bit and cracks jokes before closing the browser and forgetting that all happened.

For the pope...

I'm not catholic, I'm Lutheran, so I don't really care what the man in the fancy hat has to say.

I will admit I would strike up a conversation with him about various things... and then wonder how the hell he got into my house...

 

[Blow_Pop]

At this point with how many times family and their friends have walked into my bedroom unexpectedly while I'm having sex or masturbating I'd just stare them straight in the eyes and ask them why the fuck they're in my house without my permission and continue with what I'm doing (though tbh if I'm watching porn I'm making fun of it). They'd also most likely walk in while I'm reading porn because I can find more titillating porn to read than to watch.

 

[sanquin]

"Get the hell out of my house!" Would be my response... >.> I don't care who it is, you don't just enter MY PROPERTEH!