Have millions of slaves build me a shrine, and calved in my burial room shall be:
'Touch me and I will break your fucking limbs into ninths.'
'Touch me and I will break your fucking limbs into ninths.'
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my tombstone should read "here lays a good person, but it's not written in stone" in my own language of course, song played on funeral would be i remember by deadmau5 and kaskade or wonderwall by oasis
After everything useful has been harvested, I want a viking funeral. As for a headstone I would request that my grave be booby trapped, and have the headstone read "Underneath you lies and rests on excellent unrivaled sot!", and underneath that ,"was buried *insert date here* with his vast fortune and fabulous diamond collection" just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't screw with some graverobbers.
Oh and of course, at the reception I would have to have this play at least once
If you don't understand why, here are the translated lyrics.
EDIT: Oh and also how I die is important, because I will be adding a clause to my will when I finally get around to writing one, that if I am ever in a vegetative state, I want to be strapped into a shopping cart with rockets on either side and attempt to jump the grand canyon in it. Hell, if I'm pretty much already dead, may as well go out in style.
Oh and of course, at the reception I would have to have this play at least once
If you don't understand why, here are the translated lyrics.
Come along fellows, let's booze all
night for it is now my funeral.
I just slipped into this grave and can't keep you company
Just like you as well as me, just like any of us near;
as long as we get to drink our beer.
Hey stop by to listen how merrily it clinks
as we raise a chalice to be emptied here
Come now Markus, Mitja, Marko and Henri,
the merry men on my burial ground.
Now that we1ve sat here for long enough,
it would be time to get real drunk.
I would be glad if someone carved these
honest words on my tombstone:
"Underneath you lies and rests one
excellent, unrivalled sot."
night for it is now my funeral.
I just slipped into this grave and can't keep you company
Just like you as well as me, just like any of us near;
as long as we get to drink our beer.
Hey stop by to listen how merrily it clinks
as we raise a chalice to be emptied here
Come now Markus, Mitja, Marko and Henri,
the merry men on my burial ground.
Now that we1ve sat here for long enough,
it would be time to get real drunk.
I would be glad if someone carved these
honest words on my tombstone:
"Underneath you lies and rests one
excellent, unrivalled sot."
EDIT: Oh and also how I die is important, because I will be adding a clause to my will when I finally get around to writing one, that if I am ever in a vegetative state, I want to be strapped into a shopping cart with rockets on either side and attempt to jump the grand canyon in it. Hell, if I'm pretty much already dead, may as well go out in style.
for the funeral, play lux aeterna and bury me in a tomb with a statue of me standing in this pose: http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPVJYX8cSxPRRVyC8F9E-IHdmZC-qAuHNLzdLdFWNKj13XgrF-EA
with an inscription reading:
outnumbered but never out classed!
when his time came to split, he did it in style.
with an inscription reading:
outnumbered but never out classed!
when his time came to split, he did it in style.
Me, I'd have to go with a jazz funeral. I've always found the idea interesting. Having a band slowly walk my coffin to it's final resting place, playing slow and somber music the whole way. Than say your final goodbyes, cut my body loose and celebrate my kick ass legacy in style.
Having some kinda mental puzzle/paradox on my gravestone would be nice, just so i can mess with people from beyond the grave.
Hmmm, maybe i should be working on that now.
Hmmm, maybe i should be working on that now.
Bury me on a wild hillside in Cork during a storm, blasting out Machine Head's Descend the Shades of Night. Yeah. Epic.
I have this dramatic mental image of either being given a viking funeral, or having a grave on a hilltop, and all the people I've helped in the world come and mourn me. However, as touching and beautiful as that'd be, it's vain and incredibly unlikely. So I'll settle for being lowered into my grave to the Looney Tunes theme and have my Eulogy done by a Porky Pig impressionist ending with "th-th-th-that's all, folks!"
Also, where's the guy who has it in his will to have his ashes scattered into the eyes of bigots? Get in here, you awesome bastard!
Also, where's the guy who has it in his will to have his ashes scattered into the eyes of bigots? Get in here, you awesome bastard!
I want to write an autobiography or get someone to write a biography about me, even if I don't end up becoming someone worthy of having a biography written about, so at least I'll be remembered longer than most.
I want my legendary comic character, Poop Bob, on my gravestone.
I want my legendary comic character, Poop Bob, on my gravestone.
All is violent all is bright would be a solid choice.Wrath 228 said:
I myself, would like to be cremated in the forests. With my first guitar. I will have to pick a song that will be played.
I want to be rebuilt with cybernetics and prostheses à la Mass Effect/Deus Ex.
Why? because I want to feel like a total badass.
And if that don't work, I want to be buried in space.
Why? because I want to feel like a total badass.
And if that don't work, I want to be buried in space.
