So you've died...

[Mr.PlanetEater]

I want to be cremated into ashes, then have my ashes blown into a wine bottle fit to hold the most ponciest and expensive wine--wine which will be sold for half a million dollars after sitting in a cellar for two and a half centuries might I add.

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

I plan to be cremated and my ashes to be put into a large hourglass. After death I will become the embodiment of time.

That's actually awesome!

 

[putowtin]

"unavailable: try the mobile"

that's my headstone, the rest, couldn't give a monkeys about!

 

[ConstantErasing]

Cremation. I want to go up in a blaze of glory then have my ashes scattered to the winds while epic then mournful music plays. Can't think of any songs off the top of my head though.

 

[speakeasysyn]

I want to be cremated, then my ashes mixed with pulp to make paper. Then have that paper bound to make a book which will have my life story printed on it.

 

[SilentCom]

People don't remember me now while I'm alive so I don't think many people will even know that I died or remember me after I'm dead.

 

[6unn3r]

I won't die. I'd simply resurrect, Nathan style!

Spoiler

Err didnt he get left out of the new season?

Thats sort of dead.

 

[Soviet Steve]

I plan to donate my body to science. What happens to my body isn't really important. I hope to die holding the hand of someone special (She knows who she is), but beyond that death and the afterlife isn't a big deal to me.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Mummification, with my organs going to good use rather than being stuck in jars.

 

[deathbyoatmeal]

I want a Viking funeral, and everyone will listen to God is an Astronaut as I float away towards the setting sun on the horizon.

i'm guessing you didn't know that in a viking funeral they would sacrifice several women after they had been raped several times by strangling and evescerating them. then again you may have and thought that was awesome

 

[ArbiterX13]

I'd want my body to be frozen right before I die (like Walt Disney), but have that fact hidden so that no one knows it. Then, after a staged funeral with a fake me in the coffin, "I" will be buried and...

Spoiler: I will have the lyrics to a certain, roughly 3-minute song carved on my headstone

 

[Wrath 228]

I want a Viking funeral, and everyone will listen to God is an Astronaut as I float away towards the setting sun on the horizon.

i'm guessing you didn't know that in a viking funeral they would sacrifice several women after they had been raped several times by strangling and evescerating them. then again you may have and thought that was awesome

Congratulations, you know more about antiquated funeral rituals than me. You were right to assume I didn't know, and you would also then be right to assume I simply meant the boat-burning part, which is pretty much the only part of a Viking funeral that the average person like me knows about. So no, I do not condone the strangulation, violation and murder of women as part of my funeral, or any other funeral for that matter.

And while we're being high and mighty here, you spelled "eviscerating" wrong.

 

[Fudg40]

I think I that I want to be buried in an unmarked grave behind the house were I grew up. That house is scary as hell and already has some ghost stories. This would be the cherry on top.