So you've died...

[Delsana]

I'd just like my (I guess "last" is the best term since he's not mine anymore) best friend to come to it and apologize to me and make a statement that he'd try to learn from what he did and become less actively selfish by his statements and priorities.

That's really all.. a few apologies would be nice too... there's only going to be about 5 at my funeral at the max anyway...

Edit:

Tombstone would read:

"Gave his all for others, yet driven to hate by those he cared for."
"Thus passes a pure heart, corrupted by pain and the world is lesser for it."

 

[The Last Nomad]

I don't care, I'll be dead. But I plan to live forever, and so far that's going well.

 

[Deus mortuus est]

I've promised science that it can have the parts of my body they are interested in. What few parts that are left outside the lab will be cremated and buried to the following tunes.


My headstone/mausoleum (that depends on how rich I am when I go.) will say something along the lines of: "I intended to live forever or die trying..."

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I want my body to be sent into space. If I can't manage it in life, my corpse will at least boldly go. Maybe into the sun. That would be cool.

 

[Laser Priest]

The flawed part of this hypothetical situation is where it implies that I can die.

Still, I'd likely have myself resurrected as a more appropriate - if moderately more odorous - leader of my army.

 

[Something Amyss]

I'm putting "BRB" on my tombstone.

Or, "If Jesus can do it, I can do it, or it can't be done at all."

Cookie for the reference.

 

[Tonimata]

Ironic, I'm listening to this song RIGHT now...

 

[ImperialSunlight]

I want a small granite gravestone engraved with an ouroboros on a cliff overlooking the sea, with my rapier. I want no memorial besides this.

 

[Crazy]

I'll just respond in 5 seconds.

 

[vivalahelvig]

Me? Dead? I cannot die, for I can fist fight 15 honeybadgers infused with Chuck Norris...and win. Nothing can kill me, not even....Jersey Shore!

 

[DanielDeFig]

Donate whatever organs possible, burn the rest, have family and friends organize some event for celebrating my life/mourning my death, have something physical built/placed to be remembered by (Not a statue, but not a traditional 'tombstone' either). Done.

 

[necromanzer52]

All I know is, I want highway to hell played at my funeral.

 

[Level 7 Dragon]

The only thing I want to be on my gravestone are the words "Still alive"

 

[zxcvbnmas]

My death:

I want to be burnd wile minions of the chaos gods have a orgy around me + Coldplay's Viva La Vida

That is my funiral

 

[albinoterrorist]

Buried on a small plot with an unremarkable gravestone.
It will read:

Spoiler

"Death is not a hunter unbeknownst to it's prey..."

 

[exp. 99]

If I've got to die, I want one of two ends of the spectrum. I either want to leave a legacy so glorious that it's entirely incorruptible...to be a modern Beowulf, in a sense.

The alternative is to just fade into anonymity willingly, by having no memorial and keeping the memories of me to just those who deserve them, IE the people I knew in life.

I'm a weird person, I love being the center of attention, and at the same time hate attention.

 

[Stew Coard]

I would love it if everyone just gathered around my open coffin and instead of a eulogy I would really appreciate it if somebody simply said "Hey look! He's moving!"

 

[Scarim Coral]

If I going to be buried, I want my possesion (games, TV etc) to be buired with me. Take that love ones! You ain't getting nothing from my will (well except my three closest friends)! Also I want a fail safe tunnel in my coffin if I somehow come back alive inside my coffin for about a year. After that year pour cement on top of my coffin incase of a zombie apocalypse.
The best bet is ideally I would probably want to be cremated so that my corpse doesn't take up space in the earth and that way I can't be reanimated during a zombie apocalypse.

 

[Kjakings]

I want a Viking funeral, and everyone will listen to God is an Astronaut as I float away towards the setting sun on the horizon.

You stole my funeral almost word for word, you absolute git.