I have a facebook. In which I read everything my friends are doing and rarely, if ever, contribute more than comments on their statuses. That's about it.
Wait, no. I have a myspace I think. Let me check...
yup still there.
I tried to delete it but my email marked the confirmation to delete as spam and I deleted it not noticing. So when I tried to log back in to do it again it wouldn't let me.
All it is is my name, age at the time, and a picture of me and the chick I was dating at the time. Now, it just sits there, like some sort of visable time capsule.