socially unacceptable

[Proteus214]

Brought a chair down on a guy's head in a crowded cafeteria.

He had it coming.

why do i want to hear that story... probably just masochism...

apparently keeping your mouth shut when you don't have anything to say is socially unacceptable. there are half a dozen people who think i'm a pretentious tosser, just because i didn't talk to them much. well they can go fuck an elm tree.

I can also agree to your point.
But yeah, for some reason that guy just wanted to make fun of me constantly and then I found out he was trying to turn a few of my friends against me. I was pretty pissed about that. But then he started calling me a stupid cow for some strange reason. That's when I lost it. Picked up the chair I was sitting on and smashed him over the head with it. The best part is, due to my connections and the fact that a lot of people overheard what he was saying to me, nobody helped him and I got off without so much as having to talk to the police. Someone important also over heard the nasty things he was saying to me and he was kicked out of a social club that he had been a part of.

Karma's a ***** ain't it?

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Fist fights and making World of Warcraft jokes in a public place.

 

[wewontdie11]

Done some sexy time things in semi-public places.

Urinated in public a couple of times.

Stolen a sign from outside a disused garage (is it still stealing if nobody owns it?)

Used awful, graphic chat up lines.

Much to my own disappointment making jokes rather loudly at the expense of the old or odd looking (I know it's douche-ish but you can't help yourself sometimes when you think of something really God damn funny).

 

[Xojins]

I don't give respect to people solely based on their title or rank.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I talked to an anonymous person in a language they did not understand.

 

[NeuroShock]

I don't give respect to people solely based on their title or rank.

This.

Also, one time in class I managed to get the entire class (including the teacher) to laugh at one girl because she pissed me off. The teacher even gave me a high-five and told me he "would have to use that one sometime". Funnily enough she's never said a word to me after that, and it was something like 3 years ago.

 

[lewism247]

Brought a chair down on a guy's head in a crowded cafeteria.

He had it coming.

why do i want to hear that story... probably just masochism...

apparently keeping your mouth shut when you don't have anything to say is socially unacceptable. there are half a dozen people who think i'm a pretentious tosser, just because i didn't talk to them much. well they can go fuck an elm tree.

why an elm tree specificly?

 

[Drakmeire]

I stole 3 signs from a pizza place that I hate (trust me it's very bad pizza, if that even possible) I also walk around in red colored contacts, a black trench coat, a top hat, and holding a pimp cane every few weeks.

 

[Dax317]

go back in time to kill Switzerland.

 

[ppont]

I don't give respect to people solely based on their title or rank.

/bows before the Infamous Scribbler
Nobody does that
/lays sacrificial donkeyhead at Xojins feet before bowing out of the thread

 

[Xojins]

I don't give respect to people solely based on their title or rank.

/bows before the Infamous Scribbler
Nobody does that
/lays sacrificial donkeyhead at Xojins feat before bowing out of the thread

Yes, they do. You'd be surprised. And I'm not talking about on the Escapist, although it still applies.

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

Some kid half my size decided to act tough and try and pick a fight with me...still not sure why. I lifted him onto my shoulders (Fireman's carry) and he was yelling "Put me down!" Over and over. So, I said, "Ok." and I put him down...head-first onto the concrete. Apparently I messed up his neck pretty bad when I dropped him.

By the way, this seems to be a reoccurring theme in my life: "People half my size pick a fight with me for no reason other than to seem tough, I guess." I don't look for trouble, but it always find me.

 

[NeoDeath90]

I never censor myself in public and say whatever i feel like within earshot of some one else. Well, within reason. I won't say racial slurs if there are members of said race within earshot.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I did things of a sexual nature..in public...numerous times.. yes i know im bad.

^ this. But with a different person obviously.

Or maybe not

 

[grimsprice]

Brought a chair down on a guy's head in a crowded cafeteria.

He had it coming.

why do i want to hear that story... probably just masochism...

apparently keeping your mouth shut when you don't have anything to say is socially unacceptable. there are half a dozen people who think i'm a pretentious tosser, just because i didn't talk to them much. well they can go fuck an elm tree.

why an elm tree specificly?

oh... yeah thats a loooooooong story. suffice to say one of my acquaintances is sterile now...

 

[Da Joz]

Throwing beers cans at children out of a window of a moving car.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

Playing in the children's playground at the mall....damn mall cops.

 

[lewism247]

Brought a chair down on a guy's head in a crowded cafeteria.

He had it coming.

why do i want to hear that story... probably just masochism...

apparently keeping your mouth shut when you don't have anything to say is socially unacceptable. there are half a dozen people who think i'm a pretentious tosser, just because i didn't talk to them much. well they can go fuck an elm tree.

why an elm tree specificly?

oh... yeah thats a loooooooong story. suffice to say one of my acquaintances is sterile now...

please tell

 

[grimsprice]

Brought a chair down on a guy's head in a crowded cafeteria.

He had it coming.

why do i want to hear that story... probably just masochism...

apparently keeping your mouth shut when you don't have anything to say is socially unacceptable. there are half a dozen people who think i'm a pretentious tosser, just because i didn't talk to them much. well they can go fuck an elm tree.

why an elm tree specificly?

oh... yeah thats a loooooooong story. suffice to say one of my acquaintances is sterile now...

please tell

it involves a lot of alcohol, a lot of weed, a broken branch on said elm tree, and a lot of blood... darwinism win.