Sociopathic Crap You Did As A Kid

[Matsu]

We all know that children are horrible little goblins with half-formed brains, but I would like to hear about stuff you did as a kid that could be (or were) misinterpreted at the time, or just seem really twisted in retrospect.

My mom dug up some stuff I did in kindergarten the other day; she burst out laughing and showed me a storybook I had made in class. It was called Matsu and the Magic Pencil, and it was a story about how I came to own (you guessed it) a magic pencil that would bring anything I drew with it to life. The first thing I did in this little story was draw a hole under someone I didn't like, so they fell into a bottomless pit and were never seen again.

The last page of the story is a drawing of me, triumphantly holding this glowing magic pencil, standing alone, in a field of holes.

 

[Matsu]

Yeah, but you obviously post way, way more often than me. I salute you.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Also, we both joined on the same day!

You're E-twins!

Speaking of join dates only 1 person noticed it was my E-birthday yesterday.

OT: I didn't really do much sociopathic crap as a kid, at least that I will admit to remember.

 

[Matsu]

Happy E-birthday! (admit it! share it with the internet! we can't judge you to your face)

 

[Gorrister]

I used to throw ants into cobwebs, does that count?

 

[SirDeadly]

Also, we both joined on the same day!

You're E-twins!

Speaking of join dates only 1 person noticed it was my E-birthday yesterday.

OT: I didn't really do much sociopathic crap as a kid, at least that I will admit to remember.

Happy late E-Birthday!

I used to go around laughing at people who hurt themselves and kept saying "I'll kill you!", I still say I'll kill you!

 

[rompsku]

insect torture. I was a fucked up little kid.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Uh.
I didn't do any sociopathic shit as a kid.
I used to feel sorry for people when they fell over or whatever in slapstick comedies.
One time a spider, which I am deathly phobic of, crawled onto my face, and I accidentally killed it in my spaztarded flailings.
Then I cried for it.

My god I was a lame kid.

 

[000Ronald]

I didn't do that sort of thing as a child; in fact, I can specifically recall asking other people not to do that. It's funny, because half my life I've been diagnosed as being insane (7-17). Doesn't help that there's a history of it in the family.

I wasn't really a violent child, either; the only time anyone can ever remember me hurting anyone or anything was when a guy was beating a friend of mine sensless; I (apparently) hit him so hard that I broke his nose. At eight. He was...either twelve or fourteen, I don't recall.

Funny story about that; kid's mother thretaned to make my mother pay for the hospital bills, to which my mother retorted, "You really want to explain why my eighty pound, pacifist son needed to defend himself from your 150 pound son? Have fun with that."

Apologies for the turbulent childhood. Oh wait...

 

[Who Said Pikachu]

Peeling the shells off of snails.. I suppose that counts. They really aren't just slugs under there, their bodies all curl up like the shell does!

..I really can't remember why I did this. Other than possibly turning on snails after having a couple of pet ones that escaped then ate my faveourite posters and thusly revenge.. I dunno.

I like them now.

 

[Nick Bounty]

I didn't do anything sociopathic as a kid. My god you all scare me!.

 

[Deleted]

I used to steal my (teenage) cousin's bras and make myself buff by putting them under my clothes ahaha.

Less amazing though, using magnifying glasses to fry ants.

 

[Batfred]

insect torture. I was a fucked up little kid.

I think most malevolent little boys did that kind of stuff didn't they?
In particular, I used throw my school bag at wasps in mid flight, stun them, and then when they were grounded I would burn them alive with a magnifying glass. The smell was rough!

On a lesser note, I had a fish pond and would put a leaf in the middle of it. Then I would catch ants and put more and more onto the leaf until some fell of the edges through overcrowding and got eaten by the fish.

I was a bastard and feel bad about it now. Does that help? Please tell me I'm a good boy mummy.

EDIT: Ninja'd -ish! Damn you Douk!

 

[Matsu]

insect torture. I was a fucked up little kid.

I think most malevolent little boys did that kind of stuff didn't they?
In particular, I used throw my school bag at wasps in mid flight, stun them, and then when they were grounded I would burn them alive with a magnifying glass. The smell was rough!

On a lesser note, I had a fish pond and would put a leaf in the middle of it. Then I would catch ants and put more and more onto the leaf until some fell of the edges through overcrowding and got eaten by the fish.

I was a bastard and feel bad about it now. Does that help? Please tell me I'm a good boy mummy.

EDIT: Ninja'd -ish! Damn you Douk!

That is.. very, very special.

 

[soilent]

cat skinning, wearing high heels, being molested by father, going to catholic school, you know, the usual.

 

[TMAN10112]

insect torture. I was a fucked up little kid.

I think most malevolent little boys did that kind of stuff didn't they?
In particular, I used throw my school bag at wasps in mid flight, stun them, and then when they were grounded I would burn them alive with a magnifying glass. The smell was rough!

On a lesser note, I had a fish pond and would put a leaf in the middle of it. Then I would catch ants and put more and more onto the leaf until some fell of the edges through overcrowding and got eaten by the fish.

I was a bastard and feel bad about it now. Does that help? Please tell me I'm a good boy mummy.

EDIT: Ninja'd -ish! Damn you Douk!

Heh, I always used to blow up any bugs I could find with firecrackers.

My favorite thing to do was stick them into ant hills and pretend that I was blowing up enemy forts.

 

[Batfred]

insect torture. I was a fucked up little kid.

I think most malevolent little boys did that kind of stuff didn't they?
In particular, I used throw my school bag at wasps in mid flight, stun them, and then when they were grounded I would burn them alive with a magnifying glass. The smell was rough!

On a lesser note, I had a fish pond and would put a leaf in the middle of it. Then I would catch ants and put more and more onto the leaf until some fell of the edges through overcrowding and got eaten by the fish.

I was a bastard and feel bad about it now. Does that help? Please tell me I'm a good boy mummy.

EDIT: Ninja'd -ish! Damn you Douk!

That is.. very, very special.

Special like a window licker or special like how long do I have before the police that you've called turn up?

 

[Batfred]

insect torture. I was a fucked up little kid.

I think most malevolent little boys did that kind of stuff didn't they?
In particular, I used throw my school bag at wasps in mid flight, stun them, and then when they were grounded I would burn them alive with a magnifying glass. The smell was rough!

On a lesser note, I had a fish pond and would put a leaf in the middle of it. Then I would catch ants and put more and more onto the leaf until some fell of the edges through overcrowding and got eaten by the fish.

I was a bastard and feel bad about it now. Does that help? Please tell me I'm a good boy mummy.

EDIT: Ninja'd -ish! Damn you Douk!

Heh, I always used to blow up any bugs I could find with firecrackers.

My favorite thing to do was stick them into ant hills and pretend that I was blowing up enemy forts.

You should try the siege levels on Mark of Chaos. They should appeal to you.