Some odd conversations with friends.

[Sacman]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

You should try it once in a while...
CREEPY IMAGE SNIP

Allow me to clarify, I have before. I just don't really, ya know... do it.

Do you eat too many graham crackers or something?

when I was 15 I set aside nights just for myself with a brand new bottle of lotion and the latest in internet porn...<.<

I beat that. XD

One time one of my best female friends asked me what my record was for a day.

I skipped school the next day so I would have it all to myself and had exactly 24 hours. The next day, I told her how many times I managed it. I don't recommend doing that btw. It gets a little hard after a while. Pun intended. XD

I've done it before but it was just so I could see how many times I could...
it was 26 and after the 7 one I was shooting blanks...<.<

 

[Sacman]

dude. IT HURTS. You get mega chaffed.

not that i would know ¬¬

Two words to complete the nightmare.

No lotion. XD

Lotion is nasty. It makes your shlong dirty so you need to wipe it off.

oh god. didi just say that?

That's why you use the conditioner while in the shower...<.< it washes right off and it will make your pubic hair, if you have any that is, all smooth and shiny...<.<

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

You should try it once in a while...
CREEPY IMAGE SNIP

Allow me to clarify, I have before. I just don't really, ya know... do it.

Do you eat too many graham crackers or something?

when I was 15 I set aside nights just for myself with a brand new bottle of lotion and the latest in internet porn...<.<

Oddly enough I do love graham crackers... and also *facepalms*.

Well graham crackers were created by the church to repress sexual urges...<.<

and what's with the faceplam? I was 15 it's what 15 year olds do when they're home alone with bottle avon hand cream and a working internet connection...<.<

Must eat more graham crackers... and also I guess I'm just too much of a girly boy to relate to all this...

Girly boy or no, it's something that a lot of people do.

Some people just don't do it. Either they don't like it, or it feels weird or whatever, but they don't. It's not all that unusual, actually.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

dude. IT HURTS. You get mega chaffed.

not that i would know ¬¬

Two words to complete the nightmare.

No lotion. XD

Lotion is nasty. It makes your shlong dirty so you need to wipe it off.

oh god. didi just say that?

I've only ever used lotion once, and I wasn't all that impressed.

I think that it's safe to say that nothing is safe in this thread. XD

 

[Sacman]

hell how did the hulks pants always expand to cover his naughty bits while all his other clothes manged to get ripped to shreads .

we came to the conclusion that his left leg is absorbed into his body and his penis takes it's place...<.<

 

[Dango]

After viewing this thread I think I need to spend some crucial time in the Chamber of Understanding...

 

[Brownie101]

My friends and I once attempted to have an entire conversation using only sexual innuendo.

It was... interesting, to say the least.

Thanks to a friend of mine, this is a regular occurence. Every conversation turns into that Who's Line Is It Anyway skit "If you know what I mean..."

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

You should try it once in a while...
CREEPY IMAGE SNIP

Allow me to clarify, I have before. I just don't really, ya know... do it.

Do you eat too many graham crackers or something?

when I was 15 I set aside nights just for myself with a brand new bottle of lotion and the latest in internet porn...<.<

I beat that. XD

One time one of my best female friends asked me what my record was for a day.

I skipped school the next day so I would have it all to myself and had exactly 24 hours. The next day, I told her how many times I managed it. I don't recommend doing that btw. It gets a little hard after a while. Pun intended. XD

I've done it before but it was just so I could see how many times I could...
it was 26 and after the 7 one I was shooting blanks...<.<

Mine was 28, but I was on a mission to impress the girl I liked. XD

The thing that annoyed me was that it took longer and longer each time. A guy's arm can only take so much. XD

 

[Sacman]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

You should try it once in a while...
CREEPY IMAGE SNIP

Allow me to clarify, I have before. I just don't really, ya know... do it.

Do you eat too many graham crackers or something?

when I was 15 I set aside nights just for myself with a brand new bottle of lotion and the latest in internet porn...<.<

Oddly enough I do love graham crackers... and also *facepalms*.

Well graham crackers were created by the church to repress sexual urges...<.<

and what's with the faceplam? I was 15 it's what 15 year olds do when they're home alone with bottle avon hand cream and a working internet connection...<.<

Must eat more graham crackers... and also I guess I'm just too much of a girly boy to relate to all this...

girly boy or not it's a good way to blow off steam...

like Tuesday night I couldn't concentrate on finishing my homework so I took a "shower" and was able to finish in half the time I expected...<.<

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

dude. IT HURTS. You get mega chaffed.

not that i would know ¬¬

Two words to complete the nightmare.

No lotion. XD

Lotion is nasty. It makes your shlong dirty so you need to wipe it off.

oh god. didi just say that?

That's why you use the conditioner while in the shower...<.< it washes right off and it will make your pubic hair, if you have any that is, all smooth and shiny...<.<

Conditioner has all sortf of fun uses in the shower. Especially if you're not alone. ~.o

 

[Sacman]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

You should try it once in a while...
CREEPY IMAGE SNIP

Allow me to clarify, I have before. I just don't really, ya know... do it.

Do you eat too many graham crackers or something?

when I was 15 I set aside nights just for myself with a brand new bottle of lotion and the latest in internet porn...<.<

I beat that. XD

One time one of my best female friends asked me what my record was for a day.

I skipped school the next day so I would have it all to myself and had exactly 24 hours. The next day, I told her how many times I managed it. I don't recommend doing that btw. It gets a little hard after a while. Pun intended. XD

I've done it before but it was just so I could see how many times I could...
it was 26 and after the 7 one I was shooting blanks...<.<

Mine was 28, but I was on a mission to impress the girl I liked. XD

The thing that annoyed me was that it took longer and longer each time. A guy's arm can only take so much. XD

yeah I might have been able to do 28 or even 30 but after a while it was just uncomfortable...
but it was when I was throwing the shot put in track so my arms were like trees...<.<

 

[Dango]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

You should try it once in a while...
CREEPY IMAGE SNIP

Allow me to clarify, I have before. I just don't really, ya know... do it.

Do you eat too many graham crackers or something?

when I was 15 I set aside nights just for myself with a brand new bottle of lotion and the latest in internet porn...<.<

Oddly enough I do love graham crackers... and also *facepalms*.

Well graham crackers were created by the church to repress sexual urges...<.<

and what's with the faceplam? I was 15 it's what 15 year olds do when they're home alone with bottle avon hand cream and a working internet connection...<.<

Must eat more graham crackers... and also I guess I'm just too much of a girly boy to relate to all this...

Girly boy or no, it's something that a lot of people do.

Some people just don't do it. Either they don't like it, or it feels weird or whatever, but they don't. It's not all that unusual, actually.

Yeah, I know what you mean. And I (unfortunately) knew a ton about masturbation from my friends' conversations. Oddly enough I think I'm the only boy in my grade who doesn't do it, though.

 

[Dango]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

You should try it once in a while...
CREEPY IMAGE SNIP

Allow me to clarify, I have before. I just don't really, ya know... do it.

Do you eat too many graham crackers or something?

when I was 15 I set aside nights just for myself with a brand new bottle of lotion and the latest in internet porn...<.<

Oddly enough I do love graham crackers... and also *facepalms*.

Well graham crackers were created by the church to repress sexual urges...<.<

and what's with the faceplam? I was 15 it's what 15 year olds do when they're home alone with bottle avon hand cream and a working internet connection...<.<

Must eat more graham crackers... and also I guess I'm just too much of a girly boy to relate to all this...

girly boy or not it's a good way to blow off steam...

like Tuesday night I couldn't concentrate on finishing my homework so I took a "shower" and was able to finish in half the time I expected...<.<

But that's partly what I have anime, video games, facebook, and this website for...

 

[Sacman]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

You should try it once in a while...
CREEPY IMAGE SNIP

Allow me to clarify, I have before. I just don't really, ya know... do it.

Do you eat too many graham crackers or something?

when I was 15 I set aside nights just for myself with a brand new bottle of lotion and the latest in internet porn...<.<

Oddly enough I do love graham crackers... and also *facepalms*.

Well graham crackers were created by the church to repress sexual urges...<.<

and what's with the faceplam? I was 15 it's what 15 year olds do when they're home alone with bottle avon hand cream and a working internet connection...<.<

Must eat more graham crackers... and also I guess I'm just too much of a girly boy to relate to all this...

Girly boy or no, it's something that a lot of people do.

Some people just don't do it. Either they don't like it, or it feels weird or whatever, but they don't. It's not all that unusual, actually.

Yeah, I know what you mean. And I (unfortunately) knew a ton about masturbation from my friends' conversations. Oddly enough I think I'm the only boy in my grade who doesn't do it, though.

your never the only one... there is probably some Christian extremist some where in your school that doesn't do it either...<.<

 

[Dango]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

You should try it once in a while...
CREEPY IMAGE SNIP

Allow me to clarify, I have before. I just don't really, ya know... do it.

Do you eat too many graham crackers or something?

when I was 15 I set aside nights just for myself with a brand new bottle of lotion and the latest in internet porn...<.<

Oddly enough I do love graham crackers... and also *facepalms*.

Well graham crackers were created by the church to repress sexual urges...<.<

and what's with the faceplam? I was 15 it's what 15 year olds do when they're home alone with bottle avon hand cream and a working internet connection...<.<

Must eat more graham crackers... and also I guess I'm just too much of a girly boy to relate to all this...

Girly boy or no, it's something that a lot of people do.

Some people just don't do it. Either they don't like it, or it feels weird or whatever, but they don't. It's not all that unusual, actually.

Yeah, I know what you mean. And I (unfortunately) knew a ton about masturbation from my friends' conversations. Oddly enough I think I'm the only boy in my grade who doesn't do it, though.

your never the only one... there is probably some Christian extremist some where in your school that doesn't do it either...<.<

I live in New York, pretty close to New York city. There are no Christian extremists here, trust me.

 

[Sacman]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

You should try it once in a while...
CREEPY IMAGE SNIP

Allow me to clarify, I have before. I just don't really, ya know... do it.

Do you eat too many graham crackers or something?

when I was 15 I set aside nights just for myself with a brand new bottle of lotion and the latest in internet porn...<.<

Oddly enough I do love graham crackers... and also *facepalms*.

Well graham crackers were created by the church to repress sexual urges...<.<

and what's with the faceplam? I was 15 it's what 15 year olds do when they're home alone with bottle avon hand cream and a working internet connection...<.<

Must eat more graham crackers... and also I guess I'm just too much of a girly boy to relate to all this...

girly boy or not it's a good way to blow off steam...

like Tuesday night I couldn't concentrate on finishing my homework so I took a "shower" and was able to finish in half the time I expected...<.<

But that's partly what I have anime, video games, facebook, and this website for...

O Rly?

video games, anime, facebook and the Escapist usually distract me from finishing my work...<.<