Some odd conversations with friends.

[MasterOfWorlds]

You can rename threads? I'm bad with tech, so I had no idea. XD

Although you are allowed to talk about other stuff. XD

 

[Sacman]

I can't believe i have been on this thread for an hour

Imagine how I feel... the worst part is I accidentally bookmarked it.

You can unbookmark it, you know. XD

Of course, I would br greatly offended if you did. I might even cry.

In all seriousness though, if this makes you uncomfortable, I'm sorry. I didn't inted for it to disolve into this, but it is amusing for me. I hope that we haven't scarred your young mind too much.

Scarred his mind?

you want to know what's really scarring?
walking in on your parents having sex on your piano in the living room after you get home from 5th grade after they've been divorced for 6 years....<.<

 

[Sacman]

I can't believe i have been on this thread for an hour

Imagine how I feel... the worst part is I accidentally bookmarked it.

You can unbookmark it, you know. XD

Of course, I would br greatly offended if you did. I might even cry.

In all seriousness though, if this makes you uncomfortable, I'm sorry. I didn't inted for it to disolve into this, but it is amusing for me. I hope that we haven't scarred your young mind too much.

Scarred his mind?

you want to know what's really scarring?
walking in on your parents having sex on your piano in the living room after you get home from 5th grade after they've been divorced for 6 years....<.<

I don't know if i should laugh or feel sorry for you

Feel sorry for me it will make me feel better...<.< I never touched that piano again...

 

[Dango]

You can rename threads? I'm bad with tech, so I had no idea. XD

Although you are allowed to talk about other stuff. XD

That wasn't an actual suggestion...

And

you want to know what's really scarring?
walking in on your parents having sex on your piano in the living room after you get home from 5th grade after they've been divorced for 6 years....<.<

May I ask where you came up with that *crosses fingers and prays that the answer is not real life*?

Never mind, you already answered in a different post. And I truly feel deeply sorry for you.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

You should try it once in a while...
CREEPY IMAGE SNIP

Allow me to clarify, I have before. I just don't really, ya know... do it.

Do you eat too many graham crackers or something?

when I was 15 I set aside nights just for myself with a brand new bottle of lotion and the latest in internet porn...<.<

I beat that. XD

One time one of my best female friends asked me what my record was for a day.

I skipped school the next day so I would have it all to myself and had exactly 24 hours. The next day, I told her how many times I managed it. I don't recommend doing that btw. It gets a little hard after a while. Pun intended. XD

I've done it before but it was just so I could see how many times I could...
it was 26 and after the 7 one I was shooting blanks...<.<

Mine was 28, but I was on a mission to impress the girl I liked. XD

The thing that annoyed me was that it took longer and longer each time. A guy's arm can only take so much. XD

You now gave me something to do tomorrow.

I WANT TO BE, THE VERY BEST. LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS.

I just want you to know that I did in fact just laugh out loud at that. And... wow. I've never tried to do that before. I imagine it would get to be very uncomfortable. The most I ever did was three times in one day when I was particularly bored, kind of unhappy, and very, very 16.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I can't believe i have been on this thread for an hour

Imagine how I feel... the worst part is I accidentally bookmarked it.

You can unbookmark it, you know. XD

Of course, I would br greatly offended if you did. I might even cry.

In all seriousness though, if this makes you uncomfortable, I'm sorry. I didn't inted for it to disolve into this, but it is amusing for me. I hope that we haven't scarred your young mind too much.

Scarred his mind?

you want to know what's really scarring?
walking in on your parents having sex on your piano in the living room after you get home from 5th grade after they've been divorced for 6 years....<.<

Bummer. I've walked in on my parents before, but they've been together my whole life.

I've also heard a friend of mine's parents having sex, which was awkward.

I also had a frien in middle school. His mom looked like the real life version of Ivy. I saw her wearing nothing but a long shirt. That made my middle school mind go wild. XD

 

[Sacman]

Well, *ahem* if I must say...

We were talking about which fictional character we'd like to, erm, well, you know... have sex with
And the person had to be known by EVERYONE in the group. (Note: There were 6 of us)

I ended up picking Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender

...

Don't ask.

lol we have that thread all the time...

I usually say Tsukasa Hiiragi...
she's so cute...
and over 18 so Chris Hansen can suck it...<.<

 

[Dango]

Well, *ahem* if I must say...

We were talking about which fictional character we'd like to, erm, well, you know... have sex with
And the person had to be known by EVERYONE in the group. (Note: There were 6 of us)

I ended up picking Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender

...

Don't ask.

lol we have that thread all the time...

I usually say Tsukasa Hiiragi...
she's so cute...
and over 18 so Chris Hansen can suck it...<.<

I still have no idea why you'd pick Tsukasa...

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Well, *ahem* if I must say...

We were talking about which fictional character we'd like to, erm, well, you know... have sex with
And the person had to be known by EVERYONE in the group. (Note: There were 6 of us)

I ended up picking Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender

...

Don't ask.

lol we have that thread all the time...

I usually say Tsukasa Hiiragi...
she's so cute...
and over 18 so Chris Hansen can suck it...<.<

Who's Tsukasa Hiiragi? What's she from?

 

[Dango]

Well, *ahem* if I must say...

We were talking about which fictional character we'd like to, erm, well, you know... have sex with
And the person had to be known by EVERYONE in the group. (Note: There were 6 of us)

I ended up picking Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender

...

Don't ask.

lol we have that thread all the time...

I usually say Tsukasa Hiiragi...
she's so cute...
and over 18 so Chris Hansen can suck it...<.<

OMG. IMAGE SNIP
'm sorry sir, but no matter how much you lie to yourself...

there is no way she is over 18. The party van will now be arriving at your house.

She actually isn't over 18, she's 17.

 

[Sacman]

Well, *ahem* if I must say...

We were talking about which fictional character we'd like to, erm, well, you know... have sex with
And the person had to be known by EVERYONE in the group. (Note: There were 6 of us)

I ended up picking Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender

...

Don't ask.

lol we have that thread all the time...

I usually say Tsukasa Hiiragi...
she's so cute...
and over 18 so Chris Hansen can suck it...<.<

I still have no idea why you'd pick Tsukasa...

because she's so cute...
and rule 43 states the more pure and innocent something is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it...

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Oh, I didn't realize that was her. Actually, she's over the age of consent I think. It's just the style of animation. She's a senior right? I've never actually watched Lucky Star.

 

[Sacman]

Well, *ahem* if I must say...

We were talking about which fictional character we'd like to, erm, well, you know... have sex with
And the person had to be known by EVERYONE in the group. (Note: There were 6 of us)

I ended up picking Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender

...

Don't ask.

lol we have that thread all the time...

I usually say Tsukasa Hiiragi...
she's so cute...
and over 18 so Chris Hansen can suck it...<.<

OMG. IMAGE SNIP
'm sorry sir, but no matter how much you lie to yourself...

there is no way she is over 18. The party van will now be arriving at your house.

She actually isn't over 18, she's 17.

well than I change my answer to Carmen Sandiago...<.<

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

and rule 43 states the more pure and innocent something is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it...

You have no idea how true that is.

...

I mean...

I have two reactions to innocent things.

The first is to corrupt it and destroy its dreams.

The second is to protect it and shield it from the world.

My gf is so innocent. I hope I don't corrupt her. She's so awesome.