Some odd conversations with friends.
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Trying to convince the girlfriend I had then to accept a threeway with her twin sister...
...when we all were 15.
Allthough that is the age of consent in sweden.
...when we all were 15.
Allthough that is the age of consent in sweden.
Had a talk with 2 people yesterday about if the way your penis goes in yer pants points to which way you vote in politics.
If it goes to the left, you vote labour.
If middle, Lib Dem.
If right, Conservatives.
Now, We then asked some people who all said they'd vote Labour, and they all said their penis goes to the left. We decided more investigation is required.
Also, we discussed how an erection works,the effects of one, the consequences and what causes them. Two guys one girl... Bit of an awkward conversation but it could have been worse.
Edit: Also, a discussion about the best way to race the corpses on Splinter Cell: Chaos theory. Stairs of Escelators. Pick it up, stand at the top, after 3 sec both drop a corpse, whoevers corpse hits the bottom first wins. We never did have a prize, but it entertained us.
If it goes to the left, you vote labour.
If middle, Lib Dem.
If right, Conservatives.
Now, We then asked some people who all said they'd vote Labour, and they all said their penis goes to the left. We decided more investigation is required.
Also, we discussed how an erection works,the effects of one, the consequences and what causes them. Two guys one girl... Bit of an awkward conversation but it could have been worse.
Edit: Also, a discussion about the best way to race the corpses on Splinter Cell: Chaos theory. Stairs of Escelators. Pick it up, stand at the top, after 3 sec both drop a corpse, whoevers corpse hits the bottom first wins. We never did have a prize, but it entertained us.
My friend and I have a few.
Warhammer 40,000 Space Marines, knitting their robes and banners.
The world leaders being locked in a gym with Vlad Putin for 24 hours.
A banquet of Chaos.
Warhammer 40,000 Space Marines, knitting their robes and banners.
The world leaders being locked in a gym with Vlad Putin for 24 hours.
A banquet of Chaos.
Wow, I can't stop going to this thread. I will now add more randomness!
I just saw Red in the cinema! It was EPIC! You should go see it if you are looking to have a good time!
I just saw Red in the cinema! It was EPIC! You should go see it if you are looking to have a good time!
Oh wait, I remember one more.
Me and 2 friends of mine were talking random stuff online. I decided to get some food from the kitchen. When I returned to the chat, those two started to talk about "How does sperm taste like?"
It was quite...well..... I did join the conversation and it lasted for about 15 minutes
Me and 2 friends of mine were talking random stuff online. I decided to get some food from the kitchen. When I returned to the chat, those two started to talk about "How does sperm taste like?"
It was quite...well..... I did join the conversation and it lasted for about 15 minutes
Ok I'm not sure if mine might get me banned so I'm gonna be vague here.
so me and two friends are walking along and we see a dead badger, the conversation turns to the subject of putting things out of their misery (who could and who couldn't) there were three groups Animals, Strangers, Friends/family.
both my friends said they could strangers but not the others.
I then had to explain that I only need to say about two groups as I had already done it once. (I could and would all three btw).
so me and two friends are walking along and we see a dead badger, the conversation turns to the subject of putting things out of their misery (who could and who couldn't) there were three groups Animals, Strangers, Friends/family.
both my friends said they could strangers but not the others.
I then had to explain that I only need to say about two groups as I had already done it once. (I could and would all three btw).
I think thats the least sexy term ever. Just edged out by tallywacker.Aylaine said:Snip to the loo my darlinghyperhammy said:
A lot of my guy friends use the ''3 wiggles'' rule so that they don't make any messes on the toilet. How polite of them, though...a few people told me it's just because they can't aim their waterguns.
A few of my friends and I talk about time travel a lot. Though the most akward would likely be the time one of my friends brought up Donkey Shows while having dinner with me and my parents. That resulted in the longest akward silence I've ever seen.
I'm guessing it doesnt have to be a Game question.
Anyway, my freinds and I (all in college), debated the use for the letter K. It does all the things the letter C does, actually a little less since a C can have a Ca and Sss sound, and most words know to have a K make them silent. Its a pretty much useless letter since you could just change the rules of grammar to make things that K does equal to C (so words like know will be cnow and sound the same), so there's no reason for it to exist.
At least, thats what we came up with.
Anyway, my freinds and I (all in college), debated the use for the letter K. It does all the things the letter C does, actually a little less since a C can have a Ca and Sss sound, and most words know to have a K make them silent. Its a pretty much useless letter since you could just change the rules of grammar to make things that K does equal to C (so words like know will be cnow and sound the same), so there's no reason for it to exist.
At least, thats what we came up with.
I will turn the "Odd conversations"
And say what kind of normal conversations my friends have
"Think about that girl that was teabaged by that dude and he took a **** in her mouth"
(on a website) at the same time all of us was eating i punched him in the guts afterwards
My other friend told the rest of us that he took a **** and there was blood in it,another time
i am not going to continue but i can tell if any sick persson wants to know...
And say what kind of normal conversations my friends have
"Think about that girl that was teabaged by that dude and he took a **** in her mouth"
(on a website) at the same time all of us was eating i punched him in the guts afterwards
My other friend told the rest of us that he took a **** and there was blood in it,another time
i am not going to continue but i can tell if any sick persson wants to know...
niege said:
You're kidding right?
A threeway with your girlfriend and her sister and how did it go?
A threeway with your girlfriend and her sister and how did it go?
So yeah over all it failed pretty hard. But that's just the kind of things you do when you're 15 I guess.
And Frakking doesnt? Hell, through an extra K in there and you have a racial controversy. Theres no reason why we should celebrate an old drunken man's slurs and uneducated spellings so that the world fuck can slip past the censors.stukov961 said:
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B..but it's the swear word of the future! =/emeraldrafael said:
But to be fair I've wondered the same thing myself sometimes, and think censoring swear words in television is just stupid and annoying. But as for the C vs K thing, wouldn't that be the same thing for C and S, thus removing C beeing the ideal solution?
Ah, see that makes sense. I figured it was something along those lines after you said that you wouldn't mind someone like that one catgirl. XDDango said:
Anyway, I hope I didn't offend, it wasn't my intention to.