Some odd conversations with friends.
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Was recently called by a friend, telling me he needed help collecting a dead friend's organ. I was very much confused for a bit, having just woken up. "HIS ORGAN?!" "Yeah, he's not gonna be using it anymore." "...." "C'mon dude, I can't carry this thing to my truck by myself." "....." and so on for a while, until it clicked in my head what we were talking about.
Led to some amusing inside jokes later, though. "Brb, going to collect my friend's organ. Mine's not big enough." "At least this way, it will continue to bring pleasure to many people." etc.
Led to some amusing inside jokes later, though. "Brb, going to collect my friend's organ. Mine's not big enough." "At least this way, it will continue to bring pleasure to many people." etc.
It took me a minute to get that.Crimsane said:
OT: Well, a friend of mine has a friend who he's known since a very young age.
They sometimes go over to each other's houses to play with Legos (we're in middle school, so ya..) Well, being the nutjob that I am, I immediately began pretending that that was a euphemism.
Another time, I got the nickname "Willy" at a Robotics camp. It was given to me by, you guessed it, the guys on the team with the one British guy.
Lemme see...
-Pictochat at a friend's sleepover.
Lots of time devoted to in-depth discussion of... "stuff" (wanking, porn)
-Being on a robotics team, you can guess what conversation turns into.
"I need another nut" "Screw it in there", etc.
About two days ago after a drinking game me and my best friend stayed up until four in the morning debating if humanity would survive long enough to be a Type 1 civilization.
Well according to Michio Kaku, it's a planetary civilization that has harnessed earthquakes and the weather as energy. That's the short version of it.MasterOfWorlds said:
Quite frankly, I think I'm off my rocker for entertaining the idea. But I'm a sucker for this kind of stuff.
"Man, I really wish the Nazis had gone to university, I'd love to see what their term papers were like." -A friend of mine in class today.
"Plotting our political system on a one-dimensional plain is stupid, you need a two-dimensional...no, a three-dimensional, yes, A THREE DIMENSIONAL CUBE OF DEMOCRACY, BRILLIANT!" -Me in the same class, everyone looked at me really funny when I yelled out the capitalized bits.
"Plotting our political system on a one-dimensional plain is stupid, you need a two-dimensional...no, a three-dimensional, yes, A THREE DIMENSIONAL CUBE OF DEMOCRACY, BRILLIANT!" -Me in the same class, everyone looked at me really funny when I yelled out the capitalized bits.
I remember one time we were talking in one of my classes. I was a dual enrollment student, so I was like the youngest student in the class.Blind Sight said:
We were talking about censorship and such and how in the US, (where I live) there are certain things that if you look at them, you get flagged, even if you don't know it. Anyone who thinks I'm paranoid about this is a tard btw. XD
Anyway, I said that I couldn't get a copy of Mein Kampf, which is the book Hitler wrote for those of you who don't know. The class looked at me like, "Why would you want a copy of that?" I explained, "I think too many people focus on the aftereffects of what Hitler did. I want to know what made a monster like Hitler."
Thankfully, after that, another guy in my class said that he had a set of books (two I think) called the "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" which bassically detailed how Hitler came to power and how it fell. His logic was similar to mine, although he was looking more into the fascist aspect of Nazi Germany where I was looking into what made the monster who ran it.
In the same class some time later, we were talking about whether dropping the bombs on Japan was justified. I talked about the plan to go in there if we didn't and the projected number of US and Japanese casualties. Someone asked me what I thought about the bombs and I said, "I once took a personallity quiz to see what US President I was most like. I got Truman."
When I was met with a blank stare, I said, "He's the guy that dropped the bomb. Twice."
The look she gave me was hilarious.
Hah, I know exactly what you mean, and I am the same. I used to get alot of crap for it, but I think part of the wonderfulness of being human is to experience emotion in all its forms rather than HUURRRR MASCULINITY STEREOTYPES. Other feminine guys out there, I salute you!Dango said:
I'm not saying that it's a bad thing to be in touch with your emotions. I'm a fairly emotional person, I just have trouble expressing them sometimes. Which annoys my gf to no end, I might add. XDEngarde said:
But I have what I call a large "Neutral area." which means that it takes a lot to make me feel one way or another about something. It takes a lot to make me angry, happy, sad, etc etc. And when something does, I just have a hard time expressing it beyond my sort of lopsided smirk-esque grin...thing. XD
Believe me, being able to understand emotions and empathize with people, which guys admittedly have a hard time doing, is a great thing to do because it helps you to get along with people better and the chances of someone thinking that you're just a raging sack of testosterone diminish greatly. XD
I actually just remembered a conversation I had with my friend the other day.
We were just chilling at his place and watching Law and Order: SVU, and we were joking around trying to figure out who molested the victim. Finally, I turned to my friend and said in perfect Elmo voice, "It's Diddle me Elmo!" and we both just burst out laughing. XD
We were just chilling at his place and watching Law and Order: SVU, and we were joking around trying to figure out who molested the victim. Finally, I turned to my friend and said in perfect Elmo voice, "It's Diddle me Elmo!" and we both just burst out laughing. XD
yea... it was a odd day... well sit down and let me tell you a fantastic tale.hyperhammy said:
I once was in fourth block where i was shaking my leg my friend grabbed my pants (shes a girl)
and whilst i was shaking her arm she called me a vibrator...
Yea thats about it
That reminds me of a funny story.Psychotic-ishSOB said:
I was at a friend's birthday party in highschool and he invited us to this big arcade-like place that had tons of games, some go karts, and lazer tag.
We saw our Latin teacher there and this super hot asian chick. We went to talk to him and found out that the asian chick was his fiancee. She was a bit of a *****, but hell, she was super hot so we let it slide.
I turned to my friends and said, "We should all play lazer tag."
My friends, and surprisingly, my Latin teacher and his fiancee agreed.
We ended up on opposite teams and again I turned to my friends and said, "Let's destroy him."
I think he ended up dying about 20 times and was wounded more.
It was pretty awesome to get some revenge since he pretty much hated my guts. I take my victories where I can. XD