Some odd conversations with friends.

[MasterOfWorlds]

Ahhh, I see. So that's how it works with you. xD

And ouch, I'm sorry.

Hmm, my counter argument would be, I can be nice, caring and sweet, but I'm still human.

Hey, I get kicks from it. =p

I never said it was bad. ;p

This reminds me of my second cruise.

There was this guy, Brandon, I think his name was.

Anyway, a bunch of us kids were just chilling and walking around the cruise ship at like 2 AM. We went out onto the front deck area and had a pitcher of icecream coffee we had mixed together and a few cloth napkins.

Brandon decided to tell us that he's a masochist (I am too, to a degree, but that's neither here nor there. XD)

Anyway, he tells us that he'll give $5 to whoever cracks him in the sack with a cloth napkin the best.
Everyone has a go, and finally it's my turn and as I'm rolling the napkin just right, I say, "You know, I used to be really good at this. You can still back out if you want."

He insists that I do it, and I cracked it so hard that it actually frayed the napkin and echoed across the deck. XD

I'd say poor guy, but I think he actually got off on it. XD

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

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Fucking hell. I enjoy pain to a degree, but ball abuse is waaaaay over the top. Jesus...XD

Agreed. I draw the line at blindfolds, ball abuse, cutting, fire, and bound hands. Any of these by themselves trigger my survival response and then it's not fun anymore. XD

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I'm fine with blindfolds and binding as long as it is teasing. And I used to burn myself for kicks. Cutting...no thanks. I like my blood where it is. =p

I don't mind heat or fire, it's just that I don't get my rocks off by getting burned. I broke a pair of handcuffs once. XD

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

Each to their own, my man. For me its the feeling of having no control that does it. I scream, but I laugh as well.

Gets kinda nuts without others indulging my darker tastes. XD

If I want to indulge in my darker tastes, I'll run a tabletop game for my gaming group and put them against impossible odds for a bit just to make them squirm. XD

As far as my being on the receiving end of darker tastes, I just like to be slapped around a bit. Just enough to get the blood pumping and adrenaline going. Maybe some biting here and there, scratches are cool too.

 

[keve4433]

MasterOfWorlds, Sacman, Dango, Pirate Kitty, and Ahlycks. You guys made my night and I shall love you all forever.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I was talking to my gf the other day and we were just teasing each other and calling each other names when I finally said, "Yeah, well, you're a towel."

After a brief pause, I started to laugh until she said, "Use me gently." Then I was like O.O

The rest is a state secret. >.>

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Uhm. It seems whatever I contribute to this thread at this point is moot.

For what it's worth, I once had a conversation that lasted 24h. We talked the entire day about this same subject, and I slept both nights at his house.

For the record, it started out as "is the glass half empty or half full", then became "the chicken or the egg" and then deviated towards "do people see the same colors". And at some point we were talking about "cats or dogs", but I don't know how that got in there.

Needless to say, I never saw him again.

 

[Smagmuck_]

Quite recently a couple friends and I were having a conversation about how I don't masturbate...

I feel awkward just posting that...

Funnily enough, mine is the exact opposite.

At a sleepover we were all discussing our preferred method of self-pleasure. Night ended with a joint demonstration and the day began with some awkwardness around the breakfast table.

I've had conversations like that. Except for the demonstration part.

whoa. they were not lying when they said girls do that kind of stuff at sleep overs. I always thought it was just bullshit.

No more than guys, I'm sure.

Talk about masturbation, yes.

Masturbate in front of other guys? No. Never will. Hell, I don't even masturbate in front of my gf. >.>

Pfft. Missing out on a lot of fun

WHOOPS. XD

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I was once talking to a friend of mine about Law and Order SVU, and we came to the conclusion that Elliot Stabler moonlights as Robo-Elliot, saving children from pedophiles everywhere.

There was also an ep that we were watching and my friend was like, "I wonder who did it."

I turned to him and said in a deadpan, "It was Diddle Me Elmo."

We got a good chuckle out of it. XD

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

I was talking to one of my younger female friends, who is a virgin and she was asking me some sex questions, and I was growing more and more uncomfortable with it, so I finally said, "Sex is like a competition, whoever's the loudest wins."

She blushed tomato red. It was really funny.

 

[Caspertjuhh]

talking about deep stuff when lying together in a twoperson bed.

I wont explain how the hell we got in that situation

 

[Fredrikorex]

Me: I wonder how Duke Nukem Forever will be like...

Friend: What's that?

I try to explain what the game is to him when he suddenly interrupts me and ask...

Friend: Does it have good graphics?

Me: What?

Friend: Does it have good graphics like Call of Duty: Black Ops?

Me: ...

 

[Nouw]

Odd conversation you say?

I can't remember word for word but it's either about disgusting methods of pain and gore or some fucked up discussion that involved sexism and racism.

I wish I could remember...