Somebody Help Me.

[SnootyEnglishman]

It's 7:12 a.m here and i haven't fallen asleep yet so random thought's are swimming in my head and I'm also a bit cranky because of the no sleep and I have to go to the dentist's in 5 hours for a wisdom tooth removal.

So to try and exhaust myself for some sleep I'm going to spout some questions out.

What is your favorite cheese?

If you drink Mountain Dew what is your preferred flavor?

Can you wiggle your ears frantically like a crazed maniac?

Will you loan me 5 dollars?

and finally...

I demand that anyone who posts shaves their head entirely and donates the hair to me so i can make a sculpture in the form of a business man eating a bowl of spaghetti and tomato soup.

 

[BonsaiK]

Strong cheddar, I don't drink it - it's not even for sale where I live, no, no and no, respectively.

 

[Ekonk]

I can't wiggle my ears, sadly. I dislike cheddar, I don't drink Mountain Dew.

Ba derp derp. Seriously, go watch 2001: A Space Odyssee. That movie is sooooooooo sloooowwwwww that you'll pass out any second when watching that.

 

[Mariakitten]

ok
1. Any blue cheese
2. dont drink it, so nonexistent
3. Never tried, don't think so
4. No
5. see 4

If you want to get some sleep just take some Tylenol PM.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I can't wiggle my ears, sadly. I dislike cheddar, I don't drink Mountain Dew.

Ba derp derp. Seriously, go watch 2001: A Space Odyssee. That movie is sooooooooo sloooowwwwww that you'll pass out any second when watching that.

But i don't have it.

 

[Feriluce]

Not sure, Is there more than one flavor?, No, maybe, no way

 

[Ekonk]

I can't wiggle my ears, sadly. I dislike cheddar, I don't drink Mountain Dew.

Ba derp derp. Seriously, go watch 2001: A Space Odyssee. That movie is sooooooooo sloooowwwwww that you'll pass out any second when watching that.

But i don't have it.

That... might be a problem.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I can't wiggle my ears, sadly. I dislike cheddar, I don't drink Mountain Dew.

Ba derp derp. Seriously, go watch 2001: A Space Odyssee. That movie is sooooooooo sloooowwwwww that you'll pass out any second when watching that.

But i don't have it.

That... might be a problem.

Yeah it is.

 

[Segadroid]

1. I'd say 'young' cheese, not that salty stuff you get at the local supermarket, though.

2. You tell me. What is Mountain Dew?

3. Actually yeah, I can. I can also pull the hair on my head back and forth using some muscles in my neck.

4. 5 Dollars... That's 4,30 euros right now, I believe. Don't think I can give it to you without a destination to donate it to.

And 5. Meh, no thanks. Plus, once again I don't know where to donate to.

Good night.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Cheddar
I don't.
Yes.
Yea, alright then.

Spoiler: Is this good enough?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Cheddar
I don't.
Yes.
No.

Spoiler: Is this good enough?

Any hair will do Captain

 

[Goremocker]

Sharp Cheddar (for the moment)

Voltage

Only if I'm vary alert to sounds at that second

Never!

And, you will never get my beautiful hair!

 

[MrPokeylope]

Cheddar, N/A, only my left, sure, why not

 

[Jonluw]

If you drink Mountain Dew what is your preferred flavor?

I demand that anyone who posts shaves their head entirely and donates the hair to me so i can make a sculpture in the form of a business man eating a bowl of spaghetti and tomato soup.

There is more than one flavour of Mountain dew?!

[small]I insist on keeping my hair for myself though[/small]

 

[Shockolate]

1. Cheddar

2. I dislike Mountain Dew

3. No

4. No

5. I would, but there wouldn't be alot, nor would said hair be very long, Trichotillomania and all.

 

[Brotherofwill]

Just go to sleep. Close the browser, shut down your computer and half of the work is done already. These threads really don't accomplish anything, even if you were tired in your defense.

Just go to sleep. It'll help.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Properly smoked cheese, not smoke flavoured.

I have never drunk Mountain Dew.

No.

No.

Nobody touches the hair. Nobody.

 

[Tharwen]

1. Edam
2. N/A
3. No
4. That depends on its destination.
5. I refuse.

 

[Meggiepants]

No

Mountain Dew? It comes in flavors?

No

I won't loan you five, but I'll give you five.

And must I shave my head? All I've got is stubble since so many people have been shaving heads around here.