Someone has found a list of everything you've googled. how fucked are you?

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Chani07

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I gotta say, i did search some really, really strange stuff. But then again, i've looked up so many random stuff, no one will ever understand a damn thing from all of it. :D
 
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...I think I'd be okay. Porn never held much of a draw for me, and the rest of the stuff I've looked up has mainly been for homework or good clean recreation. So yeah, I think I'd be fine.
 
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Well...I googled genocide once. And "assassination of ____" a few times, with figures of varying importance filling in that blank.
Maybe I am screwed.
 
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Bloodstain said:
Madara XIII said:
And HOLY CRAP!! You got a Delorean? Now we can destroy the creators of 4Chan and ED! The world will be saved
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*points gun at you*
No.
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o_O...um...well it seems the trolls are out to get me.....How about if I go stop Transformers 2?
 
JamesBr

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Much like many above me, porn, but then I'm not embarrassed by it, so not much issue. They would also find out I have a love of gourmet cooking, that might get my in trouble, lol!
 
EllEzDee

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Fines, dirty looks, disownment etc.
One day Google is going to send out a letter to all of its users.
"Dear google user,

After offering google freely for the past 10 or so years, we've been forced to offer users the option of donating.
Below is a list of every site you've googled in your time with us. By donating 13% of your annual income, your family - and the authorities - shall be spared your internet history.
We're not joking."
 
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Arcanist said:
PhunkyPhazon said:
I think I'll get on the next flight to anywhere, and never come back.

And oh hey, you know what's scary? Google actually DOES keep tabs on every single one of your searches. Doesn't that make you want to jump off a cliff?
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That's only partially true. Yes, they do keep tabs on your searches, but they can only really link them to your IP. Even then, they're required in most jurisdictions to delete the data after some period of time has elapsed. Still, I admit it's a bit creepy...

More on topic, I'm with the people who say they'd leave the country and never look back.
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I think it's a clause of the Data Protection Act that states information should be kept for no longer than is strictly relevant. I imagine it to be something like the way a bank stores you're statement info, they keep it in archive for 6 years officially (some keep it for longer but it's then deemed irrelevant and is not used for anything, it's just there in case you request a copy of an old statement or make a subject access request). Although i admit i would not know how long google would deem as strictly relevant.

OT

I'd be screwed but probably not as much as most people :eek:P
 
Shinrae

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I use google as a spellchecker, So... yeah, Ill see you guys on some remote island since I doubt they would beleive my story.
 
blackflare

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since i havent mastered instant translocation.


id run and run and run id be like forest gump running across america but with a goal but instead of america it would be ireland and instead of people following me because they want to it would be the gaurds and my goal would be to get to the nearest airport or harbour and if i couldnt make it i would just curl up in the fetile position and give up regreting in my mind the porn and the other things which would get me assassinated by ninjas if i just utter the words
 
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