Well still, I could probably run at a constant 40MPH.brtshstel said:Yes, they can run that fast, but keep in mind that it's only for short bursts. You couldnt run a marathon while constantly clocking in at 70.Haxordude said:Run 70MPH/113KM/H like a cheetah.
You don't do that?sh1fty said:Masturbate in public and throw shit at people
This. Going back to a baby every few decades might be cumbersome though.GloatingSwine said:Live forever by restoring my cells to a juvenile state to restore gross physical damage.
Like this jellyfish. [http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/01/090130-immortal-jellyfish-swarm.html]
Greatest idea ever. If I could have one ability an animal has, you have just convinced me that this is the best one.Hexadecimal16 said:Being able to squirt blood from my eyes. Think about it. If someone's ever threatening or bothering you, just send a stream of blood their way. From your eyes.
No one would ever fuck with you again.
Though some of the other things said are good too, Flying is well above the rest to me it has alot more possiblities than stealth cameo whenever you want or jumping well but to each thier own right?SmilingKitsune said:Fly like a bird, such freedom.
That... that's a little terrifing if they were bigger and naturally aggressive.GloatingSwine said:Live forever by restoring my cells to a juvenile state to restore gross physical damage.
Like this jellyfish. [http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/01/090130-immortal-jellyfish-swarm.html]
what? i can, is that not normal then?RogueDarkJedi said:I was totally waiting for someone to say that.
What if you could make your thing 3 feet long like a horse can?
I believe that that's how long it can get, but it isn't always that long (I think).GonzoGamer said:I know, not terribly original.RogueDarkJedi said:I was totally waiting for someone to say that.GonzoGamer said:Denintely not the first to say it but
If I could get my face as close to my genitals as well as a dog coud, I would never leave the house.
Flight would be cool too.
What if you could make your thing 3 feet long like a horse can?
Three feet?! I don't think I'd want that.
Believe it or not it would be a hard time trying to get a date with 3 ft. or even sitting across from a hot chick on the subway on a hot summer day for that matter.
Frighten Steven Colbert?ShockValue said:I'd be a Bear, then I could do bear type things.
That's genius.S.H.A.R.P. said:I'd like to be able to move continuously forward during my sleep like some sharks. I'd strap myself atop a treadmill and exercise while not even noticing it.
So blobs of jelly have achieved immortality before humans?GloatingSwine said:Live forever by restoring my cells to a juvenile state to restore gross physical damage.
Like this jellyfish. [http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/01/090130-immortal-jellyfish-swarm.html]