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Locastus

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Jump awesomely high and far without having to worry about hard landings, just like a flea :D
 

Hangman's Prize

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Natural body armor... and to turn into a ball like an Armadillo. No real reason for it but protection... plus you could curl up into a ball, literally, and roll down hills... which sounds like fun until something stops you, like a tree or such.
 

MrSnugglesworth

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I'd love to be like a bat, because even if I was blind, I could fly, and I could use sonar to see stuff
 

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brtshstel said:
Haxordude said:
Run 70MPH/113KM/H like a cheetah.
Yes, they can run that fast, but keep in mind that it's only for short bursts. You couldnt run a marathon while constantly clocking in at 70.
Well still, I could probably run at a constant 40MPH.
 

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GloatingSwine said:
Live forever by restoring my cells to a juvenile state to restore gross physical damage.

Like this jellyfish. [http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/01/090130-immortal-jellyfish-swarm.html]
This. Going back to a baby every few decades might be cumbersome though.
 

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Hexadecimal16 said:
Being able to squirt blood from my eyes. Think about it. If someone's ever threatening or bothering you, just send a stream of blood their way. From your eyes.

No one would ever fuck with you again.
Greatest idea ever. If I could have one ability an animal has, you have just convinced me that this is the best one.
 

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SmilingKitsune said:
Fly like a bird, such freedom.
Though some of the other things said are good too, Flying is well above the rest to me it has alot more possiblities than stealth cameo whenever you want or jumping well but to each thier own right?

GloatingSwine said:
Live forever by restoring my cells to a juvenile state to restore gross physical damage.

Like this jellyfish. [http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/01/090130-immortal-jellyfish-swarm.html]
That... that's a little terrifing if they were bigger and naturally aggressive.
 

gregatron08

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RogueDarkJedi said:
I was totally waiting for someone to say that.

What if you could make your thing 3 feet long like a horse can?
what? i can, is that not normal then? ;) lol
 

RogueDarkJedi

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GonzoGamer said:
RogueDarkJedi said:
GonzoGamer said:
Denintely not the first to say it but
If I could get my face as close to my genitals as well as a dog coud, I would never leave the house.

Flight would be cool too.
I was totally waiting for someone to say that.

What if you could make your thing 3 feet long like a horse can?
I know, not terribly original.
Three feet?! I don't think I'd want that.
Believe it or not it would be a hard time trying to get a date with 3 ft. or even sitting across from a hot chick on the subway on a hot summer day for that matter.
I believe that that's how long it can get, but it isn't always that long (I think).
 

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S.H.A.R.P. said:
I'd like to be able to move continuously forward during my sleep like some sharks. I'd strap myself atop a treadmill and exercise while not even noticing it.
That's genius.

Flying definitely wins out though. Throwing shit at people a close second, S.H.A.R.P.'s idea comes in third. All three would be great though. I suppose with flying you could crap on people from a great height.
 

Dirty Apple

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To run flat out on all fours like a wolf. Crisp air blowing into your face, hot on the trail of your prey. Sounds good to me.
 

Kogarian

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Commit incest legally...

Fly, climb like you mentioned, have super good hearing, sight, and smell.
 

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GloatingSwine said:
Live forever by restoring my cells to a juvenile state to restore gross physical damage.

Like this jellyfish. [http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/01/090130-immortal-jellyfish-swarm.html]
So blobs of jelly have achieved immortality before humans?

Gah

Anyways, I wish I had more arms like a squid. That would make multi-tasking much easier.