something an animal could do that you wished you could do

[Metalchair]

this jus came to my head as i looked outside and saw a couple sqirrels climbing my neighbor's fence. this struck as something that would be cool to be able to do, climb a completely straight up and down surface.

so whats something that an animal can do u that wished u could do?

 

[Gooble]

Have all my needs attended to through no effort on my part, like a cat

 

[sh1fty]

Masturbate in public and throw shit at people

 

[Kiutu]

Curl up into a firry ball and sleep. I've tried as a human, not so comfortable. :/

 

[RogueDarkJedi]

/me senses this topic could take a turn for the worst.

 

[SmilingKitsune]

Fly like a bird, such freedom.

 

[zacaron]

active Camo, like a camelian

 

[GonzoGamer]

Denintely not the first to say it but
If I could get my face as close to my genitals as well as a dog coud, I would never leave the house.

Flight would be cool too.

 

[stewart34]

I wish i could jump like a cat, just to be able to jump like 7 times my own height would be great.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

See in the dark like a cat.

 

[Hexadecimal16]

Being able to squirt blood from my eyes. Think about it. If someone's ever threatening or bothering you, just send a stream of blood their way. From your eyes.

No one would ever fuck with you again.

 

[RogueDarkJedi]

Denintely not the first to say it but
If I could get my face as close to my genitals as well as a dog coud, I would never leave the house.

Flight would be cool too.

I was totally waiting for someone to say that.

What if you could make your thing 3 feet long like a horse can?

I wish i could jump like a cat, just to be able to jump like 7 times my own height would be great.

Or that. Instant win in basketball.

 

[Sewer Rat]

The rats ability for incredibly effective germ warfare, Bubonic plague anyone?

 

[AboveUp]

I sharks could shoot lasers from their eyes, I would have wished I could as well.

 

[Captain_Caveman]

live 200+ years like a Tortoise

 

[Naeo]

Any/everything cats do.

Which means have soft fuzzy fur, sleep all day with an expression of total bliss on your face, purr, jump really high, and just generally be totally awesome.

 

[CapnGod]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17173_7-terrifying-creatures-youll-never-see-coming.html

There's some good stuff on there, but I'm going to go with Electric Torpedo Rays. They're number two on the list, but here's a quick summary:

Electric impulses fired from the ray can knock a full grown adult on their ass. Amplify the shock with a conductor like salt water, mix in a lack of oxygen and you have a recipe for dead swimmer. But like every efficient murderer, the rays leave little evidence of their crimes.

Yeah, I wouldn't mind being able to do that.

 

[FalloutJack]

Me? I'd be Batman.


No, seriously, I was thinking of the echo-location that bats have. An internal radar/sonar would be pretty awesome.

 

[ekkaman]

um butt rape strangers in the street and know one cares