something an animal could do that you wished you could do

[GonzoGamer]

Denintely not the first to say it but
If I could get my face as close to my genitals as well as a dog coud, I would never leave the house.

Flight would be cool too.

I was totally waiting for someone to say that.

What if you could make your thing 3 feet long like a horse can?

I know, not terribly original.
Three feet?! I don't think I'd want that.
Believe it or not it would be a hard time trying to get a date with 3 ft. or even sitting across from a hot chick on the subway on a hot summer day for that matter.

I believe that that's how long it can get, but it isn't always that long (I think).

And that's why it's called a "donkey show" not a "horse show."

Speaking of sexually abusing Equidae...
actually, I'd better save that story for when I want to be hit with the banhammer.

 

[McNinja]

Freakin' fly.

 

[gsf1200]

Eyesight like a hawk, sense of smell like a dog. Get a job as a cop, you could sniff out drugs by yourself!

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I'd like to have the power of puppies, the power to make any girl stop dead in her tracks and come and admire how cute I am and stroke my chest and hair. :3

 

[xitel]

I would want a big bushy tail that I could use as a portable pillow. Seriously, I've seen squirrels do it and it looks so comfy.

 

[Lost In The Void]

I wish I could shit anywhere I wanted whenever I wanted cause I know someone behind me is either gonna clean it up or step on it

 

[Beefcakes]

Fly like a bird, such freedom.

This, a million times over
I'd also like some sort of weaponry
Or a pouch, to put stuff in...
I can only dream...

 

[Not Good]

Run at 60 MPH. HELL YEAH.

 

[Mythbhavd]

I'll have to be boring and say I wish I could fly.

 

[megapenguinx]

Komodo Dragon powers ftw!
That or true love emperor penguin style (look it up).

 

[Shinny_Explosions]

either have a crushing mouth of bacteria like Kimono Dragon or fart fire like a flame beatle...

 

[clicklick]

Breed like a rabbit or fly

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

Probably glide like a flying squirrel. Or be able to swim like a Barracuda. Yeah those would be awesome.

 

[PeaceFistCreations]

What if you could make your thing 3 feet long like a horse can?

Why would you want it three feet long? It would just get banged up, and it would be hard to find a girl thats wants to stick something that big in their precious place without fear of it coming out their mouth with every thrust.

Flying would be the shit, but that's a little unoriginal, so gimme the regenerative limbs of Starfish, or spider-like wall crawling.

And what about the Eagle's ability to have sex mid-flight while free-falling towards the ground at incredible speeds? just imagine it. You could shove someone off a huge building during a tour, jump off and grab them, rape them on the way down, and when you hit the bottom they wouldn't notice you did it because you'd both would be dead!

 

[Warbasse]

Lick its own... nevermind.

 

[VonVirgo]

Secreting Venom out of my pores would be the best way to get rid of enemies.

 

[d4rkxy13x]

I wish i could jump like a cat, just to be able to jump like 7 times my own height would be great.

Cats? 7 times? Pah! I'd be a flea! Hey everyone! Watch me jump over the eiffel tower you pathetic cat-people!