Something really werd happened when I was asleep last night.

[Epicspoon]

When I woke up in the middle of sleep last night I noticed something rather funny. for some reason, and I have no idea how the hell this happened. I had my cell-phone down my pants. I still haven't figured out how it happened because my phone was plugged in when I went to bed. so how do you think it happened? and has anything weird like this ever happened to you?

Edit: I should note that it was actually IN my underwear. and it was exactly in the region you're assuming it was.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Perhaps your cell-phone is alive.

It's getting closer every night to that area. Be careful.

I can't really remember it ever happening to me, although every now and again when I wake up and want to check the time, my phone is in the bed somewhere with me rather than on the side... which annoys me.

 

[Zantos]

I woke up fully clothed in an unfamiliar bed cuddled up to the girl that I spent all last night telling that I loved her housemate. That was kind of odd.

I woke up in my own bed a bit back completely naked aside from a pink pair of crocs that I had no idea where they came from. In order to have got my trousers off I would have needed to take the crocs off then put them back on.

I find that in situations like these or yours, if the asking the question of why or how will raise more questions than it answers, it isn't worth asking. But if I had to guess, you got a call from someone you fancy in the middle of the night.

 

[DoPo]

I once went to bed rather late (or early, if you wish) around 6 AM and I had to wake up and around 8-ish. I purposefully left my phone (a.k.a. alarm clock) on the opposite side of the room and scattered some random stuff so I notice it when walking to turn off the alarm. Well, I woke up around 11 AM with the phone next to me and no memory how I got up, turned off the alarm, took it with me and went back to bed while evading the stuff that was in the way.

 

[smithy_2045]

Went to bed at around 2am one night, woke up 4 hours later on the toilet surrounded by vomit. That was not an enjoyable morning.

 

[Rude as HECK]

I had my cell-phone down my pants.

With vibrate on?

 

[Jonluw]

It's happened a couple of times that I've woken up to find my cellphone in bed with me under my duvet.
But never down my pants.

I'm guessing you were just trying to put your cellphone under your blanket in your sleep and sort of accidentally hit your pants.

 

[Phasmal]

I used to sleepwalk a little when I was a kid, so occasionally I would wake up in a closet. Always the same one, too.

But now I have to worry more about the boyfriend. He sleepwalks/talks. He hasn't gotten out of bed for years but he does sit up and talk gibberish. I once woke up to him rubbing the wall next to our bed; `What are you doing?` I asked, `He was looking for the lightswitch` he says. There is no lightswitch on that wall. `It's on the other side of the room` I reply. He just sort of grunted and laid back down.

 

[Bertylicious]

The only rational explanation is that somebody must have put it there.

Who else was in the house?

 

[A Raging Emo]

I once went to bed rather late (or early, if you wish) around 6 AM and I had to wake up and around 8-ish. I purposefully left my phone (a.k.a. alarm clock) on the opposite side of the room and scattered some random stuff so I notice it when walking to turn off the alarm. Well, I woke up around 11 AM with the phone next to me and no memory how I got up, turned off the alarm, took it with me and went back to bed while evading the stuff that was in the way.

I do that all the time. Like I'll have to be up at 7 for whatever reason and set an alarm for half six, then wake up at around 8 with my phone next to me and all my alarms turned off - no memory whatsoever as to how it happened.

 

[Powereaver]

Ive walked downstairs in my sleep.. because when i went to highschool i used to shift myself downstairs onto the couch so i was ready to leave closer... so i found somedays id be asleep upstairs then wakeup downstairs..... it was crazy i was suprised i didnt fall down the stairs ever.

 

[Winter Knight]

I find sleep walk scary. Just the thought of waking up anywhere else but the bed is unsettling.

 

[Lunatic High]

I used to sleepwalk a little when I was a kid, so occasionally I would wake up in a closet. Always the same one, too.

But now I have to worry more about the boyfriend. He sleepwalks/talks. He hasn't gotten out of bed for years but he does sit up and talk gibberish. I once woke up to him rubbing the wall next to our bed; `What are you doing?` I asked, `He was looking for the lightswitch` he says. There is no lightswitch on that wall. `It's on the other side of the room` I reply. He just sort of grunted and laid back down.

Lol I used to sleep walk too when I was little, I must have been trying to go to the bathroom because I always pissed in the same corner of the hall, I hate my brain sometimes. Still sleep walk from time to time, no pissing though thankfully.

 

[Fappy]

I don't have very many unique "wtf happened last night stories" but I do have a funny sleep-related story. I used to have a bookshelf next to me bed and one morning my cat thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by knocking a glass of water off the top of the shelf and dowsing my face in cold water. My eyes snapped open and my brain turned completely on immediately. I shot a glance up at him to see his pupils had dilated in fear. He knew what was coming. In one fluid motion I got up, grabbed him by the scruff with one hand, opened the door with the other and chucked him outside my room. My consciousness wasn't entirely aware of what was happening yet but some part of me knew, and that part of me was pissed the fuck off. I ended up getting in bed and passing out next to the giant wet spot on my bed.

Would have been super painful if the glass had hit me in the face.

 

[Ljs1121]

Just last night/this morning, I fell asleep with my shirt on and when I woke up, it was on the floor across the room. Other than that, nothing odd comes to mind.

 

[Mournful Crow]

Well, my friend. It seems your subconscious enjoys "feeling the vibration", per se... You might want to get a hold of a chastity belt... Or get a phone that's spiky... Do you have any siblings? Sometimes siblings like to play pranks on each other...

 

[Total LOLige]

I have a 'funny' sleep related story, my brother is a sleep walker a creepy sleep walker. One night I tried doing an all nighter, it's 7am and I'm trying to fight my sleep. Anyone that's tried and failed will know that you fall asleep for 30minutes and then wake up like you rested your eyes for 5 minutes I call it a micro nap. So I'd had one on of these accidental micro naps, I awake to find my brother standing in my doorway completely naked with two slippers covering his junk. I was like "WTF!". Now here's the really weird part my naked sleep walking brother says to me "can I get in your bed?" I replied "No fucking way, get back in your own bed!" He replied "You're such a fucking gimp" then left the room. I thought it was a dream it wasn't.

 

[Yopaz]

I once went to bed rather late (or early, if you wish) around 6 AM and I had to wake up and around 8-ish. I purposefully left my phone (a.k.a. alarm clock) on the opposite side of the room and scattered some random stuff so I notice it when walking to turn off the alarm. Well, I woke up around 11 AM with the phone next to me and no memory how I got up, turned off the alarm, took it with me and went back to bed while evading the stuff that was in the way.

In most cases this is because you're too tired to be able to remember what you did. Most likely you were awake and went to turn it off then went back to bed thinking you were awake so there couldn't be any harm in resting your eyes. Sleep deprivation does weird things to your mind.

Just two weeks ago I woke up with two batteries in my hand and I had somehow managed to hurt my wrist. No idea where the batteries came from or why I had hurt my wrists, but whatever happened it still hurts.