Something silly you did

[Fijiman]

We all make little mistakes every now and then, so I want to hear something you've done recently that made you feel silly/stupid.

The other day I woke up to my phone going off and thought my dad was calling me. Turned out it was just my alarm.

 

[Chanel Tompkins]

Hm...went on a long, scrambling hike wearing a white T-shirt. Oh well, it was an ugly, old-ass shirt anyhow.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

Oh. I left my purse at my friends place after having a big argument... Whoops.

Good thing I'm piss poor anyway.

[sub][sub]Moo! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9iIgQN5uZE][/sub][/sub]

 

[Haunted Serenity]

Woke up a 1 in the morning thinking it was 7. Got ready for work, showered and ate breakfast looked at the clock in the kitchen...

The worst part was my cat waiting for me on the bed with the expression of, "you bloody idiot"

 

[Craorach]

I just got my longest surviving character ever in Dungeon's of Dredmore, with one of the best weapons in the game, killed by trying to disarm a trap >.>

Does that count?

 

[Screamarie]

Locked my keys in the car at a store not too far from my house. I sighed heavily as I began to make the treck back to my house to get the spare......luckily I didn't get too far before I found my key clipped to a belt loop on my pants.

Fuck I can be an idiot sometimes.

 

[SovietSecrets]

I told a customer while ringing her up on the register that she would look a lot better without pants on.

 

[lRookiel]

Left the car parked with the handbrake off recently. Thank god it wasn't on a hill or anything....

 

[Fijiman]

Does that count?

I'll count it.

Locked my keys in the car at a store not too far from my house. I sighed heavily as I began to make the treck back to my house to get the spare......luckily I didn't get too far before I found my key clipped to a belt loop on my pants.

Fuck I can be an idiot sometimes.

My brother did something like that recently, but he didn't have a spare key on his belt.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Opened my living room/hallway door, went for a shower, forgot I'd closed the door for once (it's shut to keep the cat in there, but normally I just let him out of the house), slammed into it face-first.

 

[rickthetrick]

One time, in a section meeting, I called my supervisor mom for some reason. I'm pretty sure I was going for ma'am but somewhere on that kiddy slide, between my brain and mouth, it got all jacked up. Weird looks were exchanged.

 

[werty10089]

1) Parents were grocery shopping, go into the store to buy some gum, come out and get into our car, ten minutes later a complete stranger gets into the drivers seat, "hey, why are you in my car?". Yeah, I got into the wrong car.

2) Cover cellphone in sticky-tack, see if it sticks to a bus, forget about it, bus drives away.

3) Meth.

 

[Fijiman]

One time, in a section meeting, I called my supervisor mom for some reason. I'm pretty sure I was going for ma'am but somewhere on that kiddy slide, between my brain and mouth, it got all jacked up. Weird looks were exchanged.

I think we've all had a moment like that before. I've done it a few times myself, although I've not called someone else mom so much as I have other things that made no sense.

 

[Abedeus]

Well, I often try to get closely to my rottweiler's forehead with my forehead, because it feels so silky smooth and warm.

She then looks up and rams me with her massive head, usually causing pretty big headache and a bump.

 

[Phasmal]

Yesterday I cut my arm on the door. Got a quite impressive-looking cut from it and it didnt hurt, but it was a pretty dumb thing to do.

 

[Dalek Caan]

I once spent a whole year doing a subject that I hated and was bad at because I thought that a girl I liked was doing to be doing it as well. Turned it she didn't and I spent a year regretting it. That was one long silly mistake.

 

[DemikidZA]

I convinced my Life Orientation teacher I was insane by writing stupid responses on my exam and another time I got sent to the principals office because I acted out a reaction I was talking about in my oral and he thought I was on drugs

 

[Fijiman]

Well, I often try to get closely to my rottweiler's forehead with my forehead, because it feels so silky smooth and warm.

She then looks up and rams me with her massive head, usually causing pretty big headache and a bump.

I try to do something similar to that with one of my cats, but she usually either just backs away or tries to attack me. Last time I tried it she managed to bite my hand.

 

[Alcamonic]

Want to tell friend about something I thought was interesting/funny.
Starting by putting the thing into actual context by explaining relevant information, and then completely forgetting what I was supposed to talk about.

Normal human speak does not go fast enough for someone with a bad short therm memory.

 

[Palademon]

A while ago on a skype call I mentioned how my hair is a different colour in different places.

I meant on my head...