Well, I...
No, wait, that's nerdy.
Uhm, sometimes I...
Hang on, that's worse.
...
I got nothing.
Oh, actually, I guess I do dress pretty snazzy.
But I guess that sorta doesn't count, seeing as "snazzy" in this case means "like a college professor".
... Wow. I am a walking nerd stereotype.
Only without the intelligence.