Soooo. I got hit by a car yesterday

[GrinningManiac]

I fell into a thorn bush in my pajyamas. Cuts EVERYWHERE (Really Everywhere (yeah, don't ask...))

Worst pain, though, would be the random, intense stomach cramp I get for some reason, usually because of stress or something. I've had it twice, and both times the intense pain has caused me to scream and blubber with tears, and, the second time, throw up from misery

It was awful, I literally cannot describe how nightmarish it is

 

[MEEBO17]

I was walking around one day and I walked into the kitchen, looked at my foot,and saw there was a toy that had gone thrrough my foot. I camely bent over, took it out, and put a towel on it.

 

[TransMando]

I was clipped by a bus once, that was frightening. Had similar injuries to the ones you described.

It's all fun and games until you get hit by a bus.

 

[ArcWinter]

Car accident? Well, my sister threw up in the car after drinking a slushie and having a hotdog. It was pretty grisly.
In general? Well, I've never broken a bone, but I did cut my leg wide open when I was 7. It didn't hurt for some odd reason, and I learned that muscle looks really like hamburger meat. So it wasn't that bad.

 

[vaderaider]

Fell down the stairs, broke my leg and foot in 5 places.

 

[Richard Hannay]

I was skiing on some moguls and my right ski came off at the binding, flew up at me, and the parabolic edge scraped me across the ribs (honestly, I'm still a little vague on how a ski previously under my foot could actually come at me at this angle). The combination of suddenly being cut open and my momentum carrying me several meters without my consent into a heap next to the trail shook me up quite a bit.

 

[Ironboot]

The worst accident I've been in was when I fell off a trampoline age 7 and split my skull open. I still get woozy thinking about it.

I did something similar when I was a Toddler, except for the Trampoline part.

So yeah, gonna have to go with spliting my skull open as a wee lad.

Same here. This was caused by a hand truck [http://www.hyrbilfor99.com/image/flytt/pirra.jpg].

 

[Lullabye]

My worst accident to date?
Damn, uhm.......well, I've never broken anything major. But my largest, most painful accident to date has to be when I went tubing. Fell out while being flung around at 50km. Hit the cement water, skipped ten feet and into the dock. That's when I broke my leg. And to top it off my foot(not broken leg) got caught in seaweed and I almost drowned. Lovely vacation.
I've had numerous accidents involving motor vehicles, none of which I wasn't the one getting hit.
I've been hit by 2 go karts at once, a truck, 2 buses(a city bus and a school one) and a quad.

 

[Latinidiot]

I got hit pretty bad with hockey. The field variety that is. a solid plastic ball meeting my knuckles with a velocity of 80km/h. my left finger is still in the wrong place to this day. It hasn't helped my guitarskills.

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

Mine is a little tame compared to the above... But when I was a small child (barely above the age of two) I fell over. This may not seem like much, but it left quite a dent in my face.

Even now, if I rub my finger over my forehead, I can still feel an indentation in my skull.

 

[firedfns13]

I was hit by a car 5 years ago while crossing the road at a broken crosswalk in a thunderstorm.
Gravel sucks to land on but at least I don't have anything permanent like brain damage. (lucky since I was not wearing a helmet)

The koolest part is the time dialation effect where I looked over and saw the car, and just thought, "Fuuuuucccccckkkkk" and I remember it freezing like 10 feet away, a loud noise, and being on the ground with my back hurting and the wind knocked out of me. Just cuts, bruises, and pulled muscles though.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Once a car was milimetres away from running over my feet. I was crossing the street on a green light too. And the driver was mad at me, the nerve! What this accident lacked in pain, it made up in stress and frustration.

Ah, the "right to drive" syndrome. I've had to dodge a car that revved up, accelerated and swerved towards me on a zebra crossing, which is a pedestrian right of way. Think of it as a crossroads, where the walkway is the major road and the road is the minor one. The car drivers are legally obliged to stop and let pedestrians cross. The car drivers hate it. I'm considering buying some of those biker wristbands with the inch-long spikes just in case.

My personal worst is probably the combination of a rucksack, a motorbike, a gusty crosswind, the kerb, the hard shoulder, the kerb again and the guard rail. It cost me a helmet, a foot peg, a gear lever, a waterproof jacket and a pair of jeans, and made my arm some really impressive colours. It would have been a lot worse without the full helmet or with a bike that didn't have skid bars to keep it off my leg and let us slide separately.

 

[XINVADER]

I got hit by the bus I was waiting for once. Nothing big, I was at the stop, it was stopping, came to close to the curb and hit me in the shoulder knocking me back. Hurt like a ***** but I was fine, screamed at the driver though. Never got it checked out either.

Oh and there was this other time I almost got hit by a car as I was using a crossing. The lights were on amber and the car tried to drive straight into me while beeping it's horn. I stood my ground and yelled at the driver. I'd say I have road rage but I personally don't drive, so pedestrian rage? Fun times.

 

[EviladeBlazingDemon]

I was playing rugby (american football?) yesterday and ran directly into a thorn bush, and ended up inside. Most of the flesh on my legs remains in that bush. Ok, not that bad. Probably not the worst injury I've sustained but that's the first that came into my mind, because I just finished yanking another thorm from my scrotum.

 

[MurderousToaster]

Well, I broke my arm by falling down the stairs. I also got a really bad smack to the head when I tripped up and hit a jutting-out piece of metal.