Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun

[veratixx]

hmm interesting... I hereby claim all the world's oxygen mine!

 

[Kouen]

Someone needs to slap that ***** back into reality.

Trust me if she somehow got some sort of international law past (which id doubt) someone would assassinate her.

If she got sun tax I've got AIR TAX everyone but her is exempt and if she don't drop her pitiful "Sun Tax" I'll Cut off her supply BUHAHAHAHA

 

[Xiorell]

She wants to tax us for using the sun?
I think I speak for everyone when I say, "Fucking do one love".

 

[Baldry]

So she's going to chase the 7 billion odd people on the planet for tax evasion?

If a Spanish baliff arrives at my house I'll facepalm myself through the wall.

No one expects the spanish inquisition.

And uhm...good luck with that you crazy lady!

 

[Thaliur]

she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the Sun

But wait a second, wouldn't that just be taxing literally every non-aquatic organism on planet Earth?

Well, aquatic lifeforms use the sun, too (just think of algae and stuff like that).
Only the chemosynthetic lifeforms in the trenches might be excluded, although they indirectly need the sun too.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

We should throw her into the sun.

I'd say something like "...Oh you own the sun now? Why don't you go live in it eh? Oh you physically can't? Tough luck, your Spanish nationality has been revoked, enjoy your Sunish nationality! Oh you changed your mind you say? You don't want to die? You give up the sun? Well we might be able to sort something out now, but its gonna cost ya!..."

How about "That's gotta be one hell of a tan." Especially in a Duke Nukem voice.

 

[Zanaxal]

American's own the moon because there is a flag there.... duuuuurrrr..

So by retard logic she will have to plant her flag on the sun, glhf.

 

[T3hMonk3y]

This is daylight robbery!

*ba dum tish*

I'm here all week people!

 

[Giantcain]

Well if this is true then Assassin's Creed 3

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will be about going to Spain and killing this woman. She's obviously a Templar.

That made my day more than this forum topic.

 

[Gitty101]

Well, I hope she taxes the British at a discounted rate. We hardly ever see the blasted thing!

 

[Blunderman]

I'm reminded of what Jonas Salk said when asked who owns his polio vaccine.

"It belongs to the people. I mean, would you patent the sun?"

 

[gl1koz3]

So cute when stupid people act smart indeed.

 

[S_K]

Yup. One crazy Spanish woman is going to force the whole world to pay her tax. We could pay for her straight jacket...

I wouldn't call her crazy... more... deluded if she thinks she can get away with that

 

[Oneirius]

Well, I hope she taxes the British at a discounted rate. We hardly ever see the blasted thing!

But I thought the sun never sets on the British empire?

 

[La Barata]

WRONG. She IS stupid -_-;

 

[Ponce Master-General]

Then I claim ownership of matter and everybody who uses matter has to pay tax!

Matter is a general term for the substance of which all physical objects are made.

Pay up!

 

[Ampersand]

Does this mean I finally have someone to complain to about this?
" I don't care how you do it, just get your dam sun to stop waking me up every morning!"

 

[WrongSprite]

That's like taxing oxygen, aint gonna happen love.

Doesn't matter anyway, I'm safe in Wales. Unless she decided to tax rain.

 

[Sprntr_Zomby]

So many ways this is legally wrong, example you can only tax someone for a commodity. Unless they plan on bottling up the sun and sell it they've just won the universe's biggest dumbass award.