Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun

[JourneyThroughHell]

You can have it.

Say, if none of us pays, what are you going to do? Turn it off?

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Well then... I now know who to sue for polluting my surrounding with sunlight.
And for constantly shining the sun in my eyes.
That's it, I want 99.99999999999% of the income generated.

EDIT: Oh, and also for making it way too hot on this planet...
We could sue her for global warming...
Without the sun the effects would be far less.

 

[Firoth]

So, could she be sued by all the people who have gotten sun burns or skin cancer? I mean, that's sorta like assault with an object or something right?

And as for this fee thing, can I start charging people for using the oxygen that the trees on my property produce?

 

[duckfi8]

I just cannot believe that this is true.

 

[finecrazydud]

She can't own the Sun. The Sun belongs to only those who can incite the ancient scripture and call forth, Ra no Yokushinryu.


I would just like to claim ownership of this reality.

So anyone in this reality owes me a Reality Tax.

with that logic i would own it too

 

[SnipErlite]

But don't ownership laws only apply to our planet, since this is where they were written? In the same way a law is only a law in a county...

And The Sun isn't on Earth....hm?

 

[YouBecame]

I somehow don't think she has thought this through!

 

[ShenCS]

Oh well, I'm British. We never use the bloody thing anyway.

 

[GeneticallyModifiedDucks]

I wish I had thought of this first!

It took me 2 tries to understand what your avatar pic is saying. Good... stuff.

 

[fanklok]

Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino, said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the Sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government and 20 per cent to the nation's pension fund.

She would dedicate another 10 per cent to research, another 10 per cent to ending world hunger ? and would keep the remaining 10 per cent herself.

Wait a second....
20%+10%+10%+10% = 50%
What the fuck is going to happen to the other 50%?
She may know her law, but God help her she does not know basic maths. Maybe our taxes won't be that bad.

50% to the spanish government.

 

[GeneticallyModifiedDucks]

Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino, said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the Sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government and 20 per cent to the nation's pension fund.

She would dedicate another 10 per cent to research, another 10 per cent to ending world hunger ? and would keep the remaining 10 per cent herself.

Wait a second....
20%+10%+10%+10% = 50%
What the fuck is going to happen to the other 50%?
She may know her law, but God help her she does not know basic maths. Maybe our taxes won't be that bad.

You wait a second.

50% goes to Spanish Government.
20% goes to pension fund
10% to research.
10% to end world hunger.
10% for herself.

Get it now? It says it right there in the post you quoted.

 

[Buizel91]

She can't own the Sun. The Sun belongs to only those who can incite the ancient scripture and call forth, Ra no Yokushinryu.

Is that from Yu-Gi-Oh?

Sounds like something Marik would say

OT: If she think's i am paying to use the sun, she can fuck right off

 

[amucha98]

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[3aqua]

thats just ridiculous i mean nobody is going to by solar panels if she charges everyone so in conclusion the continuation of use of fossil fuels is her fault and so by extension global warming this women is going to cause mass extinction and record high flooding!!!
P.S. has anyone called neptune yet : D

 

[Buizel91]

Well then... I now know who to sue for polluting my surrounding with sunlight.
And for constantly shining the sun in my eyes.
That's it, I want 99.99999999999% of the income generated.

EDIT: Oh, and also for making it way too hot on this planet...
We could sue her for global warming...
Without the sun the effects would be far less.

Please.

Do this...Right. Fucking. Now!

I would love to see this =D

 

[k-ossuburb]

Awesome, the next time I get sunburn I've got someone to sue.

 

[BlackStar42]

Ra is going to be having words with this woman.

 

[Dalisclock]

Well, this goes both ways. If she owns the sun, she's also responsible for harm to everyone who gets skin cancer or heat stroke. Pay up, lady.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Hehe, she's trollin' us all.

But a sun tax?

Not paying it, what is she going to do, move the sun?