Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun

[soulfire130]

The best way for her to have everyone ecept this is by going to the sun and sticking a flag in it. If she fails, we would acknoledge her ownership. Simple

 

[skeliton112]

I propose that we form a raiding party, walk over to Spain, pillage, and claim the sun in the name of the internets. All in favour state so in an obvious LotR reference!

The sun will become.... my precious! (Obvious enough?)

 

[Techmech]

I've decided I now legally own gravity. You all owe me a steady fee for its use.

 

[TheBlackWaterMan]

I'm confused does she mean use the sun like in a sentence or like getting a tan either way were all screwed that is to say if anyone was going to take this seriously, but I'm will find it funny how she will try to enforce this law also lady is crazy as hell but do worry I've found her a good home.

http://www.silverhillhospital.org/patient-care.htm?gclid=COX06p2fwKUCFYbb4AodlzI_Xg

 

[WorldCritic]

And insanity has once again shown itself to weird me out.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I've decided I now legally own gravity. You all owe me a steady fee for its use.

you cnat really own gravity. Only the idea. Since everyone and everyting has their own gravitational pull.

 

[Twad]

There is trully no limit in the level of absurdity humans can go. Everyone knows that the sun is the property of the space monkey mafia.

 

[Angus565]

Well jokes on her cause I called dibs on the sun long before she did this!
Dibs can hold up in a court of law right?

 

[MasterSplinter]

Fuck men, I'm gonna start charging people for interfering in my gravitational pull.

 

[Techmech]

Nope I own all gravitons in the universe! And in any other universe, retroactively... forever.

 

[Techmech]

Also I've decided I own strong and weak nuclear force. So you people better start paying me for not letting your component molecules disintegrate.

 

[feather240]

Breaking News, the U.N. puts a tax on corporations that utilize celestial objects!

 

[superbatranger]

Does this mean I can own Mars?

 

[Brad Shepard]

Lady, fall in a well and do us all a favor, stay there.

 

[EmeraldGreen]

What the heck? That Sun is mine. I rolled it up into my katamari months ago. Give it back!

 

[espada1311]

ill give her 20$ if she figures out a way to mow the lawn and 50$ more if she actually gets one there.

 

[AdmiralMemo]

I want to claim ownership of the earth's core. Then, I can charge anyone using a compass, since that's where the magnetic field comes from.

Heck, I could charge every non-aquatic organism for a protection fee, since the magnetic field keeps out some harmful ion radiation from space.

 

[rynocerator]

http://www.lunarregistry.com/info/embassy.shtml

I belive this info applies to the sun and all celestial bodies as well.

 

[Romblen]

"I am not stupid, now pay me for the use of the glowing ball in the sky that I have absolutely no control over!"

 

[emeraldrafael]

If we have solar eclipses do we not have to pay for those few seconds? OR is that her way of punishing us?