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#3: Dark Void
So, in another attempt to make myself a household name, the first game on my list is Dark Void, which was developed by Airtight Games using Unreal Engine 3 and published by Capcom for the PS3, Xbox 360 and PC. In the game, or so Wikipedia says anyway, "players must face an alien threat that humanity had previously banished. The game mixes on-foot and mid-air combat". The game received less than stellar reviews from generally, well, everyone. Even Yahtzee says it was pants, but he says everything is pants so maybe he wasn't the best example to use.
Now I know what you're thinking. If everyone says this is a crap game, it must be. And they're right. It is a crap game. The storyline is shite, the shooting mechanic is basically ripped from Gears of War and the only thing that saves the terrible cutscenes is Nolan North's rather sexy voice. So why is it number third in my list, you say? That's because I picked it up for the stupid price of ten pounds.
And for that low-cost of a tenner I discovered that, although unoriginal, the shooting mechanic did it's job by generally being quite fun and you fly a fucking jetpack. Just skip every cutscene, ignore every piece of storyline and power through the game by shooting the giant monsters with your jetpack of doom. The game in itself lasted me a good five or so days of casual play and I've found myself replaying missions to grab a couple of easy achievements. It's silly, stupid fun and for ten quid you can't go wrong.
Anyone interested on getting the game on the cheap, head over to Play.com as I did and buy it for the low, low price of nine-hundred and ninety-nine of my homelands English pennies. If all else fails, I wouldn't be surprised if eBay has a copy of this up for a couple of quid, because as much as I praised it, it's only really worth one play through and a go on the free DLC. Y'know, because it's bloody free.

#2: DJ Hero
The second game on my list is what many people refer to as Guitar Hero's younger and more shiny brother. Whenever anybody says that to me, I just think the kid must have something wrong with them. Anyway, DJ Hero is a "music video game", which apparently is a genre in itself nowadays, developed by FreeStyleGames and published by Activision as a "rhythm game spin-off of the Guitar Hero franchise". Or in other words, it's a giant rip-off.
The game scored generally positive reviews as it goes. Most big named gaming reviewers such as IGN, Gamespot and Eurogamer all gave it 8 out of 10, which is fairly respectable I'd say. It also has a Metacritic score of 85 and GameRankings score of a giant 88%. However, the game didn't sell as well as Activision would have liked. It sold 789,000 copies in North America, which is apparently well under what was wanted. Regardless, it still performed well due to it's rather high price of 100 English pounds. Who said there's a recession on?
However, I have noticed the game isn't very well-loved among the Escapist population. On the What's Your Favourite Music Game? [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/101202-Question-of-the-Day-June-9-2010] question of the day, a very small 24 votes out of 847 votes went to DJ Hero. That's not even three percent! Where's the love folks? As we proved in the Dark Void segment of this strange form of review, all those critics can't be wrong can they? So then, the only explanation is that all those people either really love Guitar Hero that much (yeah, and my middle name is Hitler) or none of them have actually DJ Hero.
That doesn't surprise me really. I mean, everyone wants to be a guitar hero. So, when Guitar Hero came out you were allowed to live out your fantasy. However, not many people dream of being a DJ hero. So when DJ Hero came out, well, nobody bought it because they didn't want to be a DJ hero you crazy PR loonies. And, well, there's an elephant in the room here: stereotypical gamers, which sadly is a large portion of those people who call themselves Gamers, aren't exactly the target audience for this game. So when you take into account that most of the people on this site are what most would assume are "hardcore" gamers, it only makes sense they wouldn't fork out a whole days wages for the average working man for a game they don't want.
However folks, there is an alternative. I myself bought this fantastic game, which I may add makes you feel a lot more like a DJ than Guitar Hero does a guitarist, on Play.com (seriously, I love that site) for the low, low price of 35 quid. Sadly, the offer is now over, but there's still one place you can pick it up cheap. Yes, that's right folks, I'm talking about eBay. Don't you look at me like that, eBay is good sometimes! Most people are selling the game for under thirty pound with everything intact. Shipping might be a bit of a *****, but it's not going to cost you more than a fiver. So there you have it, a cheap way to get a fantastic game!

#1: The Saboteur
The top game in my list is The Saboteur which Wikipedia says is, deep breath, "a third person action-adventure video game set during World War II in German-occupied France". The game is the last ever released by the now dead Pandemic Studios and published by the evil and diabolical folks at Electronic Arts. It follows Sean Devlin, the biggest Irish stereotype ever along with French pals who seem to be unable to pronounce the word "the" without using the letter "z" and his buddies Mr Bishop and Ms Skylar, or as I like to call them, the biggest English stereotypes that have ever graced the face of the planet. Did I mention you were part of "the Resistance" fighting Nazi's? I could not make this shit up if I tried. Well, actually, I could. Most five-year olds could, that's kind of the point.
The stupid characters out-of-the-way, the game has a pretty decent score of 73 on Metacritic and was rated 7.5 by IGN and 7.6 by Gametrailers. That's fairly decent right? Apparently not. The game didn't sell massively, though I doubt anyone at what's left of Pandemic really cares, and the rest of its reviews give it rather average scores. Then there's that whole business with the game not working on computers that use ATI graphics cards. That couldn't have done it much good.
So why is it number one? Because it's fantastic. Honestly, screw anyone who bashes the storyline or who says it's a rip-off of GTA. Because quite honestly, the giant cliche-filled characters with their giant cliche-centers are fantastic. Seriously, you look at them at first and you think they're poorly written and you write off the premise as a piece of crap but it's not like that. The game's storyline is subtly awesome. Seriously, it's fantastic. I don't know how they did it, but it's one of the first games in a good time where I've been rooting for the main character to kick the baddies ass and have generally been quite sad when certain characters die.
And then there's the gameplay. My God I love the gameplay. You see, it basically is a rip-off of GTA, but it's a good rip-off. It's a bloody fantastic rip-off. It's definitely better than GTA's latest installment, as it allows you to be free. GTA IV boasted a free enviroment to do as you wish, but what could you really do? Shoot pigeons? Shoot policemen? Shoot cars? Seeing a pattern here? Well in Saboteur, you can do so much more. You can attach explosive to cows for christ sake. You can lay makeshift IEDs in roads to ambush tanks. You can jump in a giant turret and blow the fuck out of everything ever. Not to mention the giant array of guns. Flamethrowers, scoped bolt-action rifles, automatic pistols, silenced assault rifles, automatic shotguns, the list truly does go on.
And the best part? You can pick this up for fifteen quid on, you guessed it, Play.com for both PS3 and Xbox 360. That's fifteen pound, not even half of todays major titles, for a game that will last you weeks. Months, even. The map is no Just Cause sized affair, but it's nice and chunky and there are definitely more than enough missions to keep you going for a while. I've seriously not even mentioned the best bits, like the awesome old racecars, the awesome perk system, the awesome ending, the awesome-- actually, just go play it for yourself. I shall tell you no more.
So, Escapist users, what are your top three most underrated games?