Spiders are getting bigger - Global warming?

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danneloid

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Well i am a bit of an arachnophobiac (or how you spell it) and i find this disturbing.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/05/090505-spiders-bigger-global-warming.html
 

thiosk

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I blame Global Warming on the Jonas Brothers.

Also, global warming is causing the martian ice caps to melt.
 

somekindarobot

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danneloid said:
Well i am a bit of an arachnophobiac (or how you spell it) and i find this disturbing.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/05/090505-spiders-bigger-global-warming.html
Well apparently, unless you live in Greenland, you have nothing to worry about.
 

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O dear, global warming, I thought it had changed to the never wrong no matter what cover all bases "climate change". That said spiders with 10% bigger exoskeletons doubtfully a huge deal lol.
 

fix-the-spade

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Wolf Spiders are getting bigger.

Excellent, Hamsters love eating Wolf Spiders (no really). Let's unleash an army of Hamsters into our countries, the aggresive little buggers will rapidly kill off all the other rodent species, eat the spiders and it will all be irrepressably cute!
 

Datalord

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No, not eight legged freaks, this is greenland, so we're looking at ICE SPIDERS, so don't go practice olympic skiing any time soon
 

somekindarobot

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The Infamous Scamola said:
Spiders? In north-east Greenland? That's news to me.
Where DON'T spiders live? Answer: In the ocean or in the middle of ice caps, but aside from that, not much else.
 

schubi

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300 million years ago, during a long period of warm global temperatures some species of spider grew over 3 feet long and 2 feet tall (their abdomens were much larger in relation to their limbs).
During the same period some early scorpions were over 6 feet long.
 

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fix-the-spade said:
Wolf Spiders are getting bigger.

Excellent, Hamsters love eating Wolf Spiders (no really). Let's unleash an army of Hamsters into our countries, the aggresive little buggers will rapidly kill off all the other rodent species, eat the spiders and it will all be irrepressably cute!
OHMAHGAWDYES!!
That would be so damn EPICLY AWESOME!
XD
 

fix-the-spade

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somekindarobot said:
Answer: In the ocean or in the middle of ice caps, but aside from that, not much else.
Not quite, there's been sea spiders found all the way down at 7kilometers below sea level. No escape for arachnophobes like me...

... to the Antarctic I go, just got to watch out for the Thing, bugger it, it's not as scary as spiders.
 

Bediz

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FTA: "Why warming seems to be making these spiders bigger is a mystery."

Let's not look for any other solutions to the "Why" question. We'll just say it's probably Global Warming, everyone searching climate change on Google will see our story, we'll get more page hits, our advertisers will be happy with increased exposure, ?????, profit.

This is what passes for science these days. *sigh*
 
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somekindarobot said:
The Infamous Scamola said:
Spiders? In north-east Greenland? That's news to me.
Where DON'T spiders live? Answer: In the ocean or in the middle of ice caps, but aside from that, not much else.
I thought the ice and cold temperature would make it an inhospitable place for arachnids, but apparently I have been prooven wrong.
 

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fix-the-spade said:
somekindarobot said:
Answer: In the ocean or in the middle of ice caps, but aside from that, not much else.
Not quite, there's been sea spiders found all the way down at 7kilometers below sea level. No escape for arachnophobes like me...

... to the Antarctic I go, just got to watch out for the Thing, bugger it, it's not as scary as spiders.
Actually, sea spiders are not true arachnids, so they don't count. Whether that makes a difference to your arachnophobia, on the other hand, depends if that matters to you. You could think of them as tiny crabs. You like crabs, don't you? Think before you answer, as a citizen of the state of Maryland I am legally obligated to bludgeon to death all those who answer "no."
 

Eldarion

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That isn't the only thing getting bigger, but I don't blame THAT on global warming.

Hint I'm a guy hint

Seriously though, global warming is a bunch of tree hugger bullcrap.
 

fix-the-spade

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somekindarobot said:
You like crabs, don't you? Think before you answer, as a citizen of the state of Maryland I am legally obligated to bludgeon to death all those who answer "no."
They're called spiders, they look like spiders, they behave like spiders, to my fears they are spiders.

Crabs on the other hand, are just crabs, they look, move and behave like crabs rather than spiders. They aren't particularly scary, except robber crabs and (surprise surprise) spider crabs, but mainly because they're frickin' huge and really quite intimidating.