SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE

[teh_Canape]

THEM GIANT 8 LEGGED FREAKS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE CITY

grab something quick and think up a badass one-liner as you prepare yourself to fight off that giant black widow that has entered the room you're in

Spoiler: mine

so, for some reason I got a beer bottle.....

BOTTOMS UP YOU EIGHT LEGGED........ FREAK!!!!

 

[hittite]

As I bludgeon it to death with a PC, "Lolth will not save you now!"

 

[Souplex]

Creatures with an exoskeleton can't exist over a certain size. Similarly, creatures with endoskeletons (What we have) can't exist under a certain size. They'd crush themselves.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Boomstick.

*sigh*
Do I really need to explain this to anybody?

 

[Mr. Omega]

Use a spider-control device.
Go forth, my legion of SPAIDAHS!

Serious answer:

I take a frying pan and say
Tonight, we eat like kings! (This would be wierd if nobody else is there)

 

[silver wolf009]

You may not be insects, but you all die the same!

Take that Charlotte!

As a doctor I reccomend fire! And lots of it!

Spoiler

 

[teh_Canape]

Creatures with an exoskeleton can't exist over a certain size. Similarly, creatures with endoskeletons (What we have) can't exist under a certain size. They'd crush themselves.

me: GENETICALLY ENHANCED SPIDERS

souplex: but they can't-

me: MAGIC

souplex: what the f-

me: just don't be a buzzkill

play along buddy ^-^

 

[TheOneandOnly]

I'm sitting next to the vacuum cleaner.

"Suck on this!"

 

[shadyh8er]

Spoiler

This, except I would scream something my brother screamed during a playthrough of RE5:

"BURN ASS-WIPE!"

 

[TitanAtlas]

were going to need a bigger bug killer-spray......

 

[voetballeeuw]

I'd grab a Cazador from New Vegas, tarantula Wasps eat tarantula, so I'm hoping they'll eat big ass ones as well.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I'd choke it to death with a $20 bill and say "Keep it! the Rent is high IN HELL!"...

Yeah...

 

[Peteron]

Creatures with an exoskeleton can't exist over a certain size. Similarly, creatures with endoskeletons (What we have) can't exist under a certain size. They'd crush themselves.

Yes, and normally arachnids don't team up to conquer a city, plus, no specific size was mentioned. I am sure this guy wasn't asking a question to be corrected, but rather, receive an answer, assuming that giant spiders existed, and were able to take over cities.

As for me, well, honestly, I would probably be dead, seeing as the most lethal tool I have at my disposal is a pencil and an empty can of Coca Cola.

 

[IamQ]

You may have more legs than me, but i've got 8 shots in this revoler...so you're gonna need more legs.

Yeah, I can't write one-liners for crap.

 

[Ldude893]

I
HATE
SPIDERS

*starts burning all arachnids with a makeshift flamethrower made from a can of bug spray and a lighter.*

 

[mirror's edgy]

"We're gonna need a bigger boot."

 

[AceAngel]

Itsy-bitsy spider, with a boomstick up its spout...

Blimey, try saying that 10 times quickly...

 

[teh_Canape]

You may have more legs than me, but i've got 8 shots in this revoler...so you're gonna need more legs.

Yeah, I can't write one-liners for crap.

maybe, uh...

"I have 8 rounds in this fucking gun!

one for each of your fucking eyes!"

(you know, the word "fucking" ups your one-liner badassery by one, just look at Samuel L. Jackson)