SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE

[HandfulofWolf]

I get a pool cue and stab it in the eyes, than make a Molotov cocktail run outside and burn down the building.

Let me help you with this one...

*Is surprised by spider in the recreational room while playing pool*

*Spins Pool cue around hand, lights cigar*
"Black 8 far right pocket."
*Stabs Spider in the face, grabs a bottle of bourbon from the bar and exits house as Spider is thrashing around*

*lights part of shirt stuffed into bottle on the cigar and puts on aviator sunglasses*
"And now for the trick shot."
*throws molotov cocktail through the window and then walks towards camera as the house explodes while "The Ace of Spades" plays*

 

[Valksy]

I'm sorry, I can't...I am now catatonic with fear and doubt that the "possum" approach will save me...

I hope you choke on me you leggy bastard...

 

[teh_Canape]

I'm sorry, I can't...I am now catatonic with fear and doubt that the "possum" approach will save me...

I hope you choke on me you leggy bastard...

at least this is a realistic one =P

 

[Tiger Sora]

As I beat a spider to death with a telephone I'd say
"Hell just called to let you know theres a vacancy".

 

[Zeema]

a Revolver I cant stand seeing a tiny spider let alone a huge one i would just blow my brains out.

Im not EMO its just i hate spiders and i would end up being the guy who gets used as bait or gets everyone killed.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

*Picks up the sword next to me*

Things are about to get a little dicey.

 

[BonsaiK]

THEM GIANT 8 LEGGED FREAKS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE CITY

I live in Australia, this is old news.

A relative of mine used a rifle to kill a spider once. No lie.

 

[Sedrine]

Uh... I'd pee my pants in terror. Are spiders repelled by pee? No? Hooray for cowardice!

 

[teh_Canape]

I live in Australia, this is old news.

A relative of mine used a rifle to kill a spider once. No lie.

yeah I kinda saw this one coming.

see, originally it was gonna be like, giant scorpions and shit, but it would have been like too unbalanced

(also, if I wanna kill a giant scorpion with creativity, I already have fallout =P)

and also, yeah I know what you mean, I spent some time in australia too as an exchange student

but I don't really remember the city I went, it had a pretty funky name

 

[Engarde]

THEM GIANT 8 LEGGED FREAKS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE CITY

I live in Australia, this is old news.

A relative of mine used a rifle to kill a spider once. No lie.

Wow. I live in Australia too, and it is bad sometimes (does not help that I detest the things and have an irrational fear of anything possibly poisonous), but a rifle. Heheh.

 

[me.vicky]

I have a banana next to me...

"HA! Back to hell on the same boat you came on, you hairy little freak!"