SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE

[Treeinthewoods]

As I grab my trusty three hole punch and shades -

It looks like eight legs *puts on sunglasses* is about to get three holes. YEEEEAAAHHH!

As I grab my trusty desk phone and shades -

Eight legs *puts on sunglasses* gets one call. YEEEEAAHHH!

 

[A Gentelmenly Moron]

I grabbed a large kitchen knife.

'I'M GOIN' COOKING MOMMA ON YOUR ***ES!!!

 

[Kimarous]

Spoiler: Now in motivational form!

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Spoiler: Now in motivational form!

Lol Lord of the Rings: Battle for Middle Earth... I didn't think anyone else even knew about that game!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Well, since they've only taken over the city...
The room is pretty small, so the spider'll only be dog-sized.
I have some scissors and knives here...
And what do I need epic one-liners for if there's noone around to her them?

Had they taken over the world and become the dominant species, I'd just have transformed into arachnid mode and lived with the spiders until another species became the dominant one.

they have taken over the whole city, yes
the spider would not be dog sized, would be idk, truck sized, you can think if it actually got in the room or just stuck at the door
and you need epic one-liners to make said insect acknowledge it's impending doom and rise your manliness

they have just taken over the city

jeez folks, it's not supposed to have that many rules =P

Truck sized you say? The only way it would get it the room is by breaking open the roof and even then it'd have too much trouble getting in. (The room I'm in is very small).
So I'll assume it has torn away the roof above the room and is standing over the opening.
Since when do spiders understand humanspeak?

Maybe I'll keep the spiders as pets and have the humans feel their impending doom.
But if I really have to kill the spider, I guess I'll just use a knife and maybe the microwave...
As for a one-liner: "It's time to fry!"
Or "Ooh! Dinner has arrived!"

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

Eh, I've got a few guitars, but I'm too lazy to think up a quip. Probably something concerning Poison. Then I'd screech out a killer solo (kidding, I kinda suck) and smash the offending insect.

 

[teh_Canape]

Truck sized you say? The only way it would get it the room is by breaking open the roof and even then it'd have too much trouble getting in. (The room I'm in is very small).
So I'll assume it has torn away the roof above the room and is standing over the opening.
Since when do spiders understand humanspeak?

Maybe I'll keep the spiders as pets and have the humans feel their impending doom.
But if I really have to kill the spider, I guess I'll just use a knife and maybe the microwave...
As for a one-liner: "It's time to fry!"
Or "Ooh! Dinner has arrived!"

that's more like it

yet, let me post something I said like, some posts ago

"Rex Dark: since when did spiders lear-

me: GENETICALLY MODIFIED

Rex Dark: what the he-

me: MAGIC

Rex Dark: !?

me: play along, dammit"

just kidding, but really bro, this is just a silly thread, nothing too scientific

 

[manic_depressive13]

Kill them? I live in Australia. I get spiders the size of dinner plates in my house all the time. I'm quite fond of them.

So cute!

 

[Romidude]

You may have more legs than me, but i've got 8 shots in this revoler...so you're gonna need more legs.

Yeah, I can't write one-liners for crap.

I though it was pretty good ;D.

 

[clockout]

All depends if they came from mars or not.

 

[Romidude]

Make a shotgun spawn out of the Ether(As I don't have a gun, being Canadian.), face the opposite direction and when they're right behind me turn around and say "Gentlemen.." *Chik-Chik*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Truck sized you say? The only way it would get it the room is by breaking open the roof and even then it'd have too much trouble getting in. (The room I'm in is very small).
So I'll assume it has torn away the roof above the room and is standing over the opening.
Since when do spiders understand humanspeak?

Maybe I'll keep the spiders as pets and have the humans feel their impending doom.
But if I really have to kill the spider, I guess I'll just use a knife and maybe the microwave...
As for a one-liner: "It's time to fry!"
Or "Ooh! Dinner has arrived!"

that's more like it

yet, let me post something I said like, some posts ago

"Rex Dark: since when did spiders lear-

me: GENETICALLY MODIFIED

Rex Dark: what the he-

me: MAGIC

Rex Dark: !?

me: play along, dammit"

just kidding, but really bro, this is just a silly thread, nothing too scientific

Ah, modifying spiders with magic...
That sounds like something I'd do...

 

[Extasii]

Grab the bottle of Jaeg in my closet
Pour it on the spider while running around yelling
"SHOTS SHOTS SHOT-SHOT-SHOT-SHOTS"
Then drop my lighter on it and yell "ERRYBODY!!!"

 

[Tim_Buoy]

i would grab the dildo cannon from jackass 3d and shout suck this freak
(get it because they drain thier victims)

 

[MagicMouse]

Creatures with an exoskeleton can't exist over a certain size. Similarly, creatures with endoskeletons (What we have) can't exist under a certain size. They'd crush themselves.

So what you are saying is that in order to create my Giant Cyborg Spider Army I will have to integrate endo-skeletons into their bodies on top of their kevlar exo-skeletons? Thank you, this will speed things up.

I choose fork.

"Tonight YOU dine in hell!"

 

[Murais]

"I guess I... just widowed... a 'widow."

/sunglasses


YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

 

[MagicMouse]

Kill them? I live in Australia. I get spiders the size of dinner plates in my house all the time. I'm quite fond of them.

Spoiler: Click for cute puppy

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So cute!

Jesus man use a spoiler!

[sub]that way it will REALLY surprise people![/sub]

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I jump out my window and die. Spiders scare the fuck out of me, I swear I'm arachnophobic.

 

[Necromancer1991]

I get a pool cue and stab it in the eyes, than make a Molotov cocktail run outside and burn down the building.