Spill your best pick-up lines!

[Datalord]

Hey, do you have an immovable place to stand? Because i have a lever of sufficient length, and i'd like you make you feel the earth move.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put your sister and I together.

lol

 

[Logic 0]

"Nice shoes I bet they would look better in my pants!"

It works every time.

 

[FinalHeart95]

Are you i? Because there's no way you could be real.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"If I bite my lip would you kiss it better?"

"Hey do me a favor...stay beautiful next time I see you."

 

[Lono Shrugged]

"can I have a hug? "

Then again, my response to pretty much anything is "can I have a hug?".. XD

FRIEND ZONE!!!

I normally mention how my apartment contains many fine leather bound books and smells of mahogany. Also compliment her on her heiny. Say you want to be friends with it. and if none of that works go balls out and say "I want to be on you"

Also try not to talk about how much you admire the movie The Vanishing or the movie The Collector, boy did that get me basted in hot oast

 

[Mr. Cuddles]

"can I have a hug? "

Then again, my response to pretty much anything is "can I have a hug?".. XD

You may have all the hugs you wish from me, I didn't get this name for nothing.

Anyway uhhh, I find good old one two punch works well.... Or was that Bioshock?
nah Im a fan of 'Hey'

 

[Captain Pancake]

The only one I've used (of course it didn't work, what do you think?)

How's your underwear?

 

[Jedamethis]

I'LL STAB YOU WITH MY DI-

Hey, wanna come back to my place- I mean, my parents' place- I mean, the space underneath my friends car?

Damnit, that's the third time I've fallen off my chair today, and my sides hurt now! xD

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"I seem to have lost your phone number, can I have it again?"

Never tried pick up lines, never had a girlfirend, no clue if it works.

 

[Resurrectionist]

Excuse me Madam, but would you fancy a promenade to my abode for some sexual intercourse?

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

An unbeatable combination.

[sub]only smells that way for a second.[/sub]

 

[Aesir23]

EDIT:

Also, while I'm here. Ladies, no its not flirtatious to punch a guy from behind and ask for a dollar. Seriously. What the fuck?

What the? back story please?

 

[wolf thing]

"may i just say you are the most elivsh looking human ive ever seen"

works every time

 

[newfoundsky]

EDIT:

Also, while I'm here. Ladies, no its not flirtatious to punch a guy from behind and ask for a dollar. Seriously. What the fuck?

What the? back story please?

I was at the mall and this random chick walked up behind me, punched me in the back, and asked for a dollar. She pissed me off and I fight rather easily, so I walked away mumbling something between "f*ck you" and "what do I look like a charity?"

I realize she was trying to strike up a conversation, or at the very least she was in need of a dollar, but their are easier ways to obtain both.

 

[chstens]

"Would you happen to know the way to Manchester?" in a silly London accent (If you're actually within distance of Manchester, use someplace else, like New Dehli) If the person answers in an equally silly London accent, you've got yourself a likeminded individual, if not, she/he isn't worth picking up anyways.

 

[Schreck157]

Let's play army. I'll lay down and you blow the hell outta me

 

[Milo Windby]

I'm no Fred Flintstone but I'm going to make your Bed Rock ~ Phil Ken Sebben

 

[Macgyvercas]

*hold out empty hand"
Excuse me, could you hold this while I take a walk?

Can I use that one sometime?

OT: I have a very nerdy one, but I've never tried it.

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes."

 

[GhostKnifeFish]

'Why don't you come over hear and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up'

 

[The Zango]

My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself, works every time.