Spill your best pick-up lines!

[Baldry]

"Get in the van."

"Your eyes look like pools...Cesspools."

"I may not be Wilma Flintstone, but I know I can make your BedRock."

"Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"

"*Drink some alcohol" You'll do!"

 

[Spacelord]

"Would you happen to know the way to Manchester?" in a silly London accent (If you're actually within distance of Manchester, use someplace else, like New Dehli) If the person answers in an equally silly London accent, you've got yourself a likeminded individual, if not, she/he isn't worth picking up anyways.

On a related note, my personal favorite is: "What's your favorite kind of dinosaur?" because I just don't see a future with anyone who didn't at least consider the question at some point in their lives.

 

[NotAPie]

"Why Harro!"
:3 works for me.

 

[RadiusXd]

can i borrow 5 dollars?
oh, and I will need your number so i can get in touch with you about returning it.
(note untested and most likely unsuccessful) (seriously we are talking kwiki-mart experimental here!)

 

[Lexodus]

"There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I want to catch and mount back at my place."
"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you?"
"Nice shoes, let's fuck."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'Your sister' together."

 

[E-Hybrid]

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I haven't used it but it was the best I could find

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Hey baby, are you into D&D? Wanna see my +69 staff of penetration?

You and I are like caffeine and Coffee...we're simply made for each other!

If you let me make you into a creature of the night that would make me shine

Wanna play 'hide the tentacle'?

Baby, you just made my dice explode

 

[Deadlock Radium]

"I lost my puppy, can you help me find it? I think it's lost in a cheap motel room."
That one is so awesome!

"Why Harro!"
:3 works for me.

I don't know why, but I lol'd.
Holy shite, I'm only one day older than you! :O

 

[Lexodus]

http://xkcd.com/279/
http://xkcd.com/328/

 

[LightspeedJack]

Walk up to two girls, "I don't want to come between you...or do I?"

 

[Fitzie94]

Ya maybe if your a wire mesh dummy XD

 

[littlelacysurprisepageant]

"Is heaven missing an angel because you've got nice cans."

 

[the wako kid]

hey nice shoes wanna fuck?
no seriously i just ralk to girls

 

[brunt32]

Stand there 1 foot away from her staring at her, The moment she saids something like "What the fuck you staring at"

Show a sign of relief and say "I've been wanted to talk to you all night but was quite scare, Im glad you wanted to aswell."

 

[Dramatic Flare]

"Do you have a raisin? How about a date?"

I don't really succeed at pick up lines, usually I just introduce myself.

 

[katsumoto03]

"Hi! I probably don't have herpies!"

"Hey babe. Let me show you how I dual weild..."

 

[AMMO Kid]

"Girl, do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong."

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

I lost my phone number, Can I borrow yours?

 

[afaceforradio]

"Nice shoes I bet they would look better in my pants!"

It works every time.

*blinks*

 

[-Torchedini-]

"how heavy is a polar bear? just enough to break the ice"

I hope you don't play ice hockey

Why?

I just broke the ice (do big smile)