Spill your best pick-up lines!

[ilion]

REQUIESCAT IN PACE.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

Fix'd.
Love me some Futurama.

 

[Woodsey]

My pussy loves a good bit of pork - how about yours?

 

[infinity_turtles]

I don't think I've ever used a pickup line. "Er, hi. Gah, I've never been good at this sort of thing" is however a great opener.

 

[Loves2spooge]

The word of the day is "legs"; let's go back to yours and spread the word.

 

[SPCF]

'I do believe that we should retire to my humble abode, for gaudy and completely unabashed sexual intercourse, less for reasons of reproduction, but more for reasons of enjoyment, of which ironically will most likely result in dissatisfaction in both parties, as my ejeculate has a habit of erupting whenceforth earlier than predicted.'

You get extra points for saying it in a classy English accent while wearing a monocle.

^awesome

 

[Tipsy Giant]

*smash ice-cube on the ground*
well now that the ice has broken...

works every time.

I like that, if someone said that to me in a bar or where ever I'd certainly laugh and yeah, the ice would be broken.

Being a female there's very few standard pick-up lines to use and I actually don't have a collection of my own however if the first thing a bloke said to me is a cheesy pick-up line I'd think very seriously about discontinuing the conversation as soon as possible if they didn't follow it up with something less slimey and a bit more general-conversation-type.

i.e. If a bloke said this to me: "Hay let's re-arange the alphabet and put U and I together", I'd hope that he's follow it up with how he's an English Student currently looking into the history of the Roman Alphabet and so would give the implication of being charming and witty.

As you can tell I obvously expect too much from a chance encounter because I haven't had a boy friend ever. *cringes with shame*.

Time solves all worries, trust me!

 

[Brisingr]

I must admit I would most likely use some stuff from the the Fresh Prince

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH4BJ9B1lrw

The last one on that video is my favorite:

"Yo baby, I know your feet must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day!"

 

[ClunkiestTurtle]

*Pulls out knife and duct tape*

Ok, so i'm guna count to 10

1.......10!

Alternatively

"If you were to go missing, where would be the last place anyone would look?"

Alternatively alternatively

*hands compass and map of forrest*

"Hey, despite what you may think in the course of the next few hours i'm not all bad,If you manage to escape i won't follow...."

 

[Layzor]

The FBI are after my penis. I need somewhere to hide it.

 

[AWAR]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO BITCHEZ!
I'm the obnoxious one.

 

[hawkeye52]

you should have just paid the fine

 

[Quaxar]

"I have an account on the Escapist" ... works every time, oh yeah.

 

[Dogstile]

you should have just paid the fine

AHAHAHAHA!

Also, I went with "Hey, can I have your number so i can call you in two weeks and take you on a date, bring you back to your house, where we can fuck like rabbits?"

Yes, that actually worked.

 

[MustardTiger]

"How you doin'?"

Works. Every. Time.

 

[bloob]

i'm a necropheliac, how good are you at playing dead?

 

[teebeeohh]

you wanna hear a random pickup line? - me neither

usually works, if they say yes usually abuse an ice cube

and

Hi people call me marvin and Im not depressed- if they don't get this they usually aren't worth my time

 

[Mr Metzger]

Here is my phone, call your parents and tell them you are going to be destroyed

 

[Mr Metzger]

Haaaaaaave you met .... (looks around) me?

 

[Paddin]

There's a party in my bedroom, and your pants are invited to come on down!