Spill your best pick-up lines!

[phohouse]

"Nice shoes"... "Wanna have sex"?

 

[The87Italians]

I don't use pick up lines, I just look at them and say "How bout it then?"

 

[HotFezz8]

"i like you, we should have sex."

or,

"FOREPLAY THEN SEX!!"

 

[Tipsy Giant]

Hi what system do you have?

if they say they don't play games I am walking in the opposite direction

 

[Tipsy Giant]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

I dont get that. :-(

Makes me feel stupid.

But someone please explain?

If it smells of chloroform it will knock her out and he can use said unconscious body for sexy times

 

[hawkeye52]

I've got a knife, get in the van.

ninjad

 

[Zahri]

*smash ice-cube on the ground*
well now that the ice has broken...

works every time.

I like that, if someone said that to me in a bar or where ever I'd certainly laugh and yeah, the ice would be broken.

Being a female there's very few standard pick-up lines to use and I actually don't have a collection of my own however if the first thing a bloke said to me is a cheesy pick-up line I'd think very seriously about discontinuing the conversation as soon as possible if they didn't follow it up with something less slimey and a bit more general-conversation-type.

i.e. If a bloke said this to me: "Hay let's re-arange the alphabet and put U and I together", I'd hope that he's follow it up with how he's an English Student currently looking into the history of the Roman Alphabet and so would give the implication of being charming and witty.

As you can tell I obvously expect too much from a chance encounter because I haven't had a boy friend ever. *cringes with shame*.

-offers a banana- tis k =o

OT: uhh...

I was in the military once, our squad was named "Alpha Kenny One"

iunno xD

 

[Tipsy Giant]

Look intensely at hand and say


"Hi my name is insert name here"

 

[El Poncho]

Hey.

I could be a power plant and you could be Chernobyl because you and I will get along, I will provide for you, but once I blow a load on you... YOU WILL NEVER RECOVER!

 

[RanD00M]

Good day/evening.How are you doing this fair morrow.

 

[DigitalSushi]

"Can I have your number, I've lost mine"

"Wanna come back to my place for sex and pizza?, what no? don't you like pizza?"

"Your eyes are like spanners, whenever I see them my nuts tighten"

POW!

 

[RanD00M]

I don't use pick up lines, I just look at them and say "How bout it then?"

But there has to be a quite and awkward silent moment before.And then when the time is right,you say "How 'bout it then?"
The Boat That Rocked.Quite the movie it is.

 

[AMMO Kid]

I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!!!

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

"I call it hugging under the covers"

 

[Enemy Of The State]

You
Me
Whipped cream
Handcuffs

Any questions?

 

[lee1287]

My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself, works every time.

Does he have a brother?

 

[lee1287]

I find the most sensual part ofa woman is the boobies.

 

[ClunkiestTurtle]

For this one to work you either have to hang around pizzerias or by the pizza's in the frozen food isle.

"I like my women like i like my pizza, thick and doughy!"

followed up by either

"where are you on the menu"

or

"get in my basket"

Never tried it myself and i just plain made it up on the spot so its effectiveness is currently unknown....

 

[Edavies696]

"get in the van" 0_o
or
IF YOU WERE A BEAN I'D EAT YOU!!!