In recent game reviews, adverts, and previews the relic component known as splitscreen multiplayer has scarcely been mentioned.
We all know why and for all who don't: you don't deserve to read these words (or even be on this site)
Logically, splitscreen will ever disappear, but if in the future developers don't feel the need to fabricate such a game mode, where do all the poor schmucks who skipped out on the broadband bill in exchange for four more days of ramen? Or all those who have shitty connections and will murder their spouses (if they had any) if they were to deal with their connection problems? Or even the poor bastard who invites his human(ish) friends over to hang out?
Yes, network play is entertaining, but what happens when you large, adolescent, brothers wish to play in order to fend off hunger?
It really sucks ass when there's ten people in a room, all avid gamers, involuntarily watching a selfish jackoff (usually me) play a game without splitscreen.
There's no way a splitscreen addition to game can be detrimental, and if you can develop multiplayer for millions of players, you can surely program 4 - 16 (32?).
There are just too many games out there that would be so much more exhilarating in splitscreen.
And even more with splitscreen that handles worse than a flounder in the desert.
So put my three other controllers and large TV to use and keep my ex-con brother from murdering me (or worse): give me more splitscreen.
EDIT: Logically, splitscreen will never disappear, but the thought of the component decaying disturbs me.
UNNECESSARY EDIT: 4-16 (32?) refers to the ol' link play featuring ancient tech such as link cables and more than one TV.
We all know why and for all who don't: you don't deserve to read these words (or even be on this site)
Logically, splitscreen will ever disappear, but if in the future developers don't feel the need to fabricate such a game mode, where do all the poor schmucks who skipped out on the broadband bill in exchange for four more days of ramen? Or all those who have shitty connections and will murder their spouses (if they had any) if they were to deal with their connection problems? Or even the poor bastard who invites his human(ish) friends over to hang out?
Yes, network play is entertaining, but what happens when you large, adolescent, brothers wish to play in order to fend off hunger?
It really sucks ass when there's ten people in a room, all avid gamers, involuntarily watching a selfish jackoff (usually me) play a game without splitscreen.
There's no way a splitscreen addition to game can be detrimental, and if you can develop multiplayer for millions of players, you can surely program 4 - 16 (32?).
There are just too many games out there that would be so much more exhilarating in splitscreen.
And even more with splitscreen that handles worse than a flounder in the desert.
So put my three other controllers and large TV to use and keep my ex-con brother from murdering me (or worse): give me more splitscreen.
EDIT: Logically, splitscreen will never disappear, but the thought of the component decaying disturbs me.
UNNECESSARY EDIT: 4-16 (32?) refers to the ol' link play featuring ancient tech such as link cables and more than one TV.