Spoil me! (spoiler alert)

[Undead Dragon King]

Commander Shepard dies!
[sub]if you play horribly[/sub]

Imoen is your sister.

It was Ozymandias all along!

The totem stops spinning after the end credits.

 

[Dgxphyrefightx]

Dr. Horrible accidently kills Penny and the Hammer is my penis.

 

[TheFloBros]

Martin sacrifices himself and breaks the Amulet of Kings and becomes Akatosh to get rid of Mehrunes Deagon.

 

[drh1975]

Brad Pitt finds Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box.
Commander Shepard kills Saren while the Normandy destroys Sovereign.
Rocky finally beats Apollo Creed.
The Titanic sunk.

 

[panosbouk]

You killed your wife
Lucy/Nyuu murdered Kouta's sister and father

The good guys win

Arlington Road says otherwise.

 

[Undead Dragon King]

Leonardo Dicaprio leaves the dream world and returns to his children. Or it's still just a dream. Pick one; your call.

See post 82.

 

[DelphiSantano]

42

The question is "What is six multiplied by nine?"

"Six multiplied by seven" 6*9=54

Everyone dies in the end.

Actually, the question is 6 by 9.

 

[AnthonTheSkabot]

Ben and his ex-ex girlfriend run through snow in frozen time.
Jody turns Tommy into a vampire.
Chet is a vampire.
Catch is carried away by a giant owl.
The cop survives.
Mayor Sung retires.
Tony is hit by a bus.

 

[Knife]

Actually, the question is 6 by 9.

A question, maybe. The question, hardly.
If the answer is 42 then 6 times 9 is obviously not the question (unless the answer is wrong, except we know it to be right).

 

[badgersprite]

It was Earth all along!

It's the Bible in braile!

NO JOHN YOU ARE THE DEMONS!

 

[penguindude42]

VIDEO GAMES
Gwydion is really Prince Alexander of Daventry.
The Masked Man is Claus, and Lucas has to kill him.
Max dies. He gets replaced by himself. Don't ask.

FANFICTION
John was the demons. And then he was a zombie.
The dark man was Gordon, and the pants were dead. Also, Henry is John Freeman's son.
Twilight sucks. /fact

MOVIES
Flynn destroys the MCP by jumping into its beam, and takes over ENCOM.
Seltzer & Friedburg are not filmmakers. /fact

-TOM

 

[Valeriannnn]

*snip*
In "Sucker Punch", Rocket is the only girl who escapes the asylum.
*snip*

Actually that was Sweet Pea.

Kerrigan becomes human.
Anders destroys the Chantry.
John is the monsters.
Sovereign is a reaper.
Rocks fall, everyone dies. (NWN2)
Prophet IS the suit.
Dresden dies.
Tavi kills the Vord queen and saves Alera.
It was the Pax.

 

[DelphiSantano]

Actually, the question is 6 by 9.

A question, maybe. The question, hardly.
If the answer is 42 then 6 times 9 is obviously not the question (unless the answer is wrong, except we know it to be right).

"6 by 9" is The question of Life, The Universe and Everything, with 42 being the answer. Obviously, the correct question would be "6 by 7" but because early on in the Earth's development cycle a human-like alien species crash-landed on the planet, thus causing the extinction of all early cavemen and a major error in the calculations. This is why Arthur pulls out the question "6 by 9" instead of a question that actually fits the answer.

Hitch-Hiker's Guide is one of my all-time favourite books

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

That is all.

 

[Knife]

"6 by 9" is The question of Life, The Universe and Everything, with 42 being the answer. Obviously, the correct question would be "6 by 7" but because early on in the Earth's development cycle a human-like alien species crash-landed on the planet, thus causing the extinction of all early cavemen and a major error in the calculations. This is why Arthur pulls out the question "6 by 9" instead of a question that actually fits the answer.

Hitch-Hiker's Guide is one of my all-time favourite books

Depends on how you look at it I guess. Whether you take the one he was given despite it being wrong or the one which is suposed to be right.
In any case it really seems insignificant, there was a huge hunt for the answer and the question and its all turned out to be completely devoid of any practical use or profound understanding.
What was more important is the journey they went through to get the answer and the question.

 

[Trivun]

Lelouch dies in an overly melodramatic slow-mo sword through the heart kinda way... (don't worry it was part of his plan) And Suzaku takes on the title of Zero to make sure the world doesn't fuck off back to Warville

[sub]it was fucking awesome[/sub]


Also i would try and spoil Higurashi No Naku Kuro Ni but it would take about 10 paragraphs of backstory to effectively spoil it.


[sub]The Cake is a lie[/sub]

Hmmmm, not particularly.

Spoiler: Higurashi spoilers

The 'curse of Oyashiro-sama' is actually something called Hinamizawa Syndrome which causes people to become paranoid and later commit suicide by tearing out their own throats. The deaths and disappearances are all caused by a combination of this, coincidence, and scheming by the main villain. Who happens to be a nurse called Miyo Takano. The story is repeated in a time-loop like in Groundhog Day, and eventually ends when the good guys find out and stop Takano's plan.

Bizarrely simple when you've seen/played/read all the way through at least once. Still a couple of bits I don't get even now, on my second run-through, but that's mostly little tidbits (like the very end bit of Watanagashi-hen, at least in the anime...), and I have my own theories for those too. It doesn't start to get ultra-confuing until you try to factor it into Umineko no Naku Koro ni...

Also, spoilers are in tags here because I personally don't want to spoil things for people without them knowing and being willing to do it themselves. I've had enough trouble from that with one guy in another thread just now, and there's no way I'm going to start being a stupid douchebag like he's being...

 

[DelphiSantano]

Depends on how you look at it I guess. Whether you take the one he was given despite it being wrong or the one which is supposed to be right.
In any case it really seems insignificant, there was a huge hunt for the answer and the question and its all turned out to be completely devoid of any practical use or profound understanding.
What was more important is the journey they went through to get the answer and the question.

True, the journey and various other things that go on are the important parts, not the question or answer themselves. I was only really pointing out that the question "6 by 9" was, despite being wrong, the one that was connected to the answer.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

That red light that gives you hints is Tikal.
Prisoner 627 is Captain Price.
Ilpalazzo's shadow kills everyone except Excel.
Eggman is actually the final boss in exactly one 3D Sonic game.
The police end up arresting Arthur and Bedevere.
Yuyu--No. I am not going to spoil that.
You just had five things spoiled for you, and it would have been six if I'd included the one for PCB.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Kyle Reese was sent back in time by John Connor to be his daddy.