Sprechen Sie in einer fremden Sprache!(Speak in a foreign Language!)

[SecretTacoNinja]

I want German to be my second language, I heard about these German lessons you can download as MP3s so that'll be handy. So far I know how to say (and please correct me and call me an ignorant English dumbass if the need be (I'm also not good at spelling German and I can't be arsed to put the accents in)):

Do you live here?
Haben sie hier?

Eat, pigdog
Essen, swinehund

Beer
Bier

Red, Green, Blue, Pink.
Rot, Grau, Blau, Rose.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun, zen.

Please
Bitte

Thanks
Danke

A water please
Einer wasser bitte

Good morning
Guten morgen

Good Night
Guten nacht

Good evening
Guten arbent (sp?)

Shit
Shizer

And please correct me because I'm 90% sure this is wrong:
Fuck
Fick

 

[gunnnnkjkjkj]

mitt internett er veldig tregt!

My internet is very slow!


jeg kan sitte her å snakke om språket mitt hele natta lang

I could sit here and talk about my language all night long

And that was some norwegian Norwegian seems to be ripping off the english language, so i found it very easy to learn it ^^

 

[TMAN10112]

Io parlo italiano, e tu?

 

[Naterstein]

I want German to be my second language, I heard about these German lessons you can download as MP3s so that'll be handy. So far I know how to say (and please correct me and call me an ignorant English dumbass if the need be (I'm also not good at spelling German and I can't be arsed to put the accents in)):

Do you live here?
Haben sie hier?

Eat, pigdog
Essen, swinehund

Beer
Bier

Red, Green, Blue, Pink.
Rot, Grau, Blau, Rose.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun, zen.

Please
Bitte

Thanks
Danke

A water please
Einer wasser bitte

Good morning
Guten morgen

Good Night
Guten nacht

Good evening
Guten arbent (sp?)

Shit
Shizer

And please correct me because I'm 90% sure this is wrong:
Fuck
Fick

Wo ist die Toilette? Is a good one to learn.

I believe S**T is actually Scheisse.

German chics LOVE "Mein Bleistift is grosse und rot."

 

[Sennz0r]

great, another chance for talented people to show some skills. wish i had a skill

Why don't you ask Santa for some skill?

 

[Wolvaroo]

國語, anyone?

我的中文欠佳
中國人说飛快为难我学

My Chinese is poor because Chinese people speak too fast which makes it difficult for me to learn.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Wo ist die Toilette? Is a good one to learn.

I believe S**T is actually Scheisse.

German chics LOVE "Mein Bleistift is grosse und rot."

I knew that, I'm still crap at spelling German words.

My 'something' is big and red?

 

[Galletea]

Io parlo italiano, e tu?

Si, lo studio.
Comunque non mi ricordo come usare i accenti.

 

[Vlane]

Well I'm writing in this languag right now.

My first language is german by the way.

 

[Liverandbacon]

國語, anyone?

我的中文欠佳
中國人说飛快为难我学

My Chinese is poor because Chinese people speak too fast which makes it difficult for me to learn.

Äã??ô?´«?µ?°¹ú"?

Why did you write "guo" in traditional?

I ask because everything else in your sentence is simplified.

edit- woah, that didn't come out right, it was fine in the reply box, but doesn't display properly in the thread. Damn.

 

[Vlane]

I want German to be my second language, I heard about these German lessons you can download as MP3s so that'll be handy. So far I know how to say (and please correct me and call me an ignorant English dumbass if the need be (I'm also not good at spelling German and I can't be arsed to put the accents in)):

Do you live here?
Haben sie hier? Wohnen Sie hier?

Eat, pigdog
Essen, swinehund Essen, Schweinehund

Beer
Bier

Red, Green, Blue, Pink.
Rot, Grau, Blau, Rose. Rot, Grün, Blau, Rosa (you can also say pink. It doesn't matter)

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Eins, zwei, drei, vier, funf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun, zen. Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht, neun, zehn

Please
Bitte

Thanks
Danke

A water please
Einer wasser bitte Ein Wasser bitte

Good morning
Guten morgen

Good Night
Guten nacht

Good evening
Guten arbent (sp?) Guten Abend

Shit
Shizer Scheiße or Scheisse

And please correct me because I'm 90% sure this is wrong:
Fuck
Fick Actually this is right. As far as I know there is no other translation for "Fuck". Maybe "Verdammt" but I don't know. I don't even know the language I'm speaking every day.

 

[John Funk]

Zhe ge dian nao hen man

 

[Wolvaroo]

國語, anyone?

我的中文欠佳
中國人说飛快为难我学

My Chinese is poor because Chinese people speak too fast which makes it difficult for me to learn.

Äã??ô?´«?µ?°¹ú"?

Why did you write "guo" in traditional?

I ask because everything else in your sentence is simplified.

edit- woah, that didn't come out right, it was fine in the reply box, but doesn't display properly in the thread. Damn.

I actualy did type it as simplified, but the IME I use converts some things on it's own.

 

[Wolvaroo]

Zhe ge dian nao hen man

You're computer is full? I never understand without the tonal indicators...

 

[Liverandbacon]

I actualy did type it as simplified, but the IME I use converts some things on it's own.

Well, it's better than mine, which apparently converts typed chinese into random letters and numbers.

Zhe ge dian nao hen man

You're computer is full? I never understand without the tonal indicators...

I think he's saying "This computer is very slow"

 

[John Funk]

Zhe ge dian nao hen man

You're computer is full? I never understand without the tonal indicators...

Slow. The PC here at work isn't quite my gaming behemoth I've got at home

 

[Fraught]

Yeah. English is a foreign language. I speak German and Russian too, but only with a very limited range of vocabulary. Pretty much the only thing I can say in Russian is:

Иди наxxyи

Uhh...can we skip the translation part?

Also, seine arme sind dick is "his arm is fat" or something in German.

 

[roflcopter788]

u moeder was goe gisterenavond

u'r mother was good last night

 

[corporate_gamer]

Being English i haven't learned any foreign languages. When abroad we just point and speak louder. Occasionally throwing in a 'me no speako de lingo' for good measure.

 

[TMAN10112]

Io parlo italiano, e tu?

Si, lo studio.
Comunque non mi ricordo come usare i accenti.

io studio italiano tre anni, e tu?