*stab* *stab*

[Latinidiot]

I have only one fighting style. It's called kickinthenutsandrun-fu. It's like kung fu, but only has one move. It has no room for weapons any other than boots.

This post deserves honorable mention for awesomeness.

Anyway, for me it could only be a rusty iron cutlass.
I like to go for the duck-under-their-swing-and-go-for-the-killing-thrust approach.
*stab stab* indeed.

A man tries.

 

[Latinidiot]

I have only one fighting style. It's called kickinthenutsandrun-fu. It's like kung fu, but only has one move. It has no room for weapons any other than boots.

Ha, I am a black Boot in Kickinthenutsandrun-fu. I find it has so many uses beside fighting, my favourite being the ability to bring Philosophy graduates down to size,
"But How do you know if everything we experience is not real, man, for example, How do I know you're real?"
"Because I can affect you like this- Hi-Ya!" *then around the room was heard the sound of 1000 tiny sperm cry out and being silenced.*

Now, do you doubt your exisence?

Suffer ergo sum, bitches! WOOHA DESCARTES IS IN THA HOUSE! BAM!

 

[RabbidKuriboh]

two words, HOOK SWORDS! many uses and look bitchin'