Staring at Boobs Helps Men Live Longer, says Study.

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SaraPh

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If it was real, I was going to have to thank the men of my acquaintance for their sacrifice.
 

Kermi

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My wife shows me boob when I'm getting mad at Modern Warfare 2. It certainly keeps me grounded.
 

Vrex360

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Well this certainly sounds interesting and is a score for nerds everywhere who can now add 'health' to the list of reasons for why they look up secksay pronz but at the same time I get the feeling a lot of people would find this a little hard to believe.

But in the meantime, someone on the Bioware social network sent me a picture of a topless Ashley Williams making out with an equally topless Jack and I stared at that picture for about a minute. According to this statistic my life expectancy just shot up immensely.

I can deal with that.
 

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So does that mean all nudists will live forever or something? I hope this is true, might mean that naked ladies would be encouraged....although i've done 30 minutes aerobics, that's fucking tiring, hardly the same as looking at beauty-orbs :D
 

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TerribleAssassin said:
crudus said:
I have heard about this and actually tell the girls I hang out with about this. They now let me star at their chest for limited amount of time a day.
You have some cool freinds.


I've told mt freind about this, she'll probably laugh and not let me look. But I could always go out for a 'walk'
My friends are biology majors. They know it is instinctive for me to look anyway. I am just not allowed to touch.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
magmayoshi said:
The thread's title being a bad pun kinda gave away the fact that it was false.
You've never seen my posts before, have you? ;)
I like how one of the first posts is something along the lines of "This study would never get money". Excuse me, the study of the coefficient of friction of sheep being dragged along various surfaces. Money can be gotten for anything.

The_root_of_all_evil said:
And, of course, this is complete fiction. This "study" has been around for over a decade, but how many of you believed it to start with? Look back at the story and try and work out how they would have stopped 100 men from staring at boobs. Impossible. But it does send a good message. Never trust anything you read without a good solid source :)
Fine, I guess I will address this.

ok look at this picture

You're a Kitty ^_^

Open this one up and try not to look.

Yeah, feel yourself fighting natural urges? That would be stress building up. This research may be false but that doesn't mean it was totally built upon lies. I am more than sure looking an boobs lowers blood pressure. I know they calm me(tee-hee, jiggle ^_^). All I am saying is that just because the research was fake doesn't mean what it is advocating is totally false.
 

Crazycat690

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Wait... so basically watching porn will make you live longer? Right? Cause I somehow find that veeeery interesting :O
 

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crudus said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
magmayoshi said:
The thread's title being a bad pun kinda gave away the fact that it was false.
You've never seen my posts before, have you? ;)
I like how one of the first posts is something along the lines of "This study would never get money". Excuse me, the study of the coefficient of friction of sheep being dragged along various surfaces. Money can be gotten for anything.

The_root_of_all_evil said:
And, of course, this is complete fiction. This "study" has been around for over a decade, but how many of you believed it to start with? Look back at the story and try and work out how they would have stopped 100 men from staring at boobs. Impossible. But it does send a good message. Never trust anything you read without a good solid source :)
Fine, I guess I will address this.

ok look at this picture

You're a Kitty ^_^

Open this one up and try not to look.

Yeah, feel yourself fighting natural urges? That would be stress building up. This research may be false but that doesn't mean it was totally built upon lies. I am more than sure looking an boobs lowers blood pressure. I know they calm me(tee-hee, jiggle ^_^). All I am saying is that just because the research was fake doesn't mean what it is advocating is totally false.
actually in the second pic the eyes draw my attention way more than the chest...i guess because of the contrast of dark/bright plus she kinda reminds me of someone and i cant remember