Stay Abreast of This Titillating Indie Fighting Game
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Looks pretty broken as a fighting game, even from just the few seconds of attacks. Moreover sex appeal was obviously what they were pinning their hopes on here, they really should've tried a bit harder to find more attractive models. Wouldn't download this if it was free, couldn't even be bothered to finish the trailer.
Putting away that the nature of this game puts back gaming by about 30 years, I can't believe there's games looking this bad still being made and getting green lit to a release.
This reminds me of the flurry of godawful MK clones that appeared around the release of the original Mortal Kombat, just seeing the jump animation or the 'got kicked over' animation makes me cringe. The idea that a really bad picture of a woman in a bikini would be enough to make up for everything else, (and remember, this is a world with the internet, where you actively have to try to avoid seeing porn), just depresses me.
To think we once thought Tomb Raider reflected badly on male gamers.
This reminds me of the flurry of godawful MK clones that appeared around the release of the original Mortal Kombat, just seeing the jump animation or the 'got kicked over' animation makes me cringe. The idea that a really bad picture of a woman in a bikini would be enough to make up for everything else, (and remember, this is a world with the internet, where you actively have to try to avoid seeing porn), just depresses me.
To think we once thought Tomb Raider reflected badly on male gamers.
Harsh sentence dude but yeah, this is just so bad it's not even funny bad. I think I lost a few IQ points just by watching the whole trailer. D:MelasZepheos said:
This looks like a frakking CD-i game and my main question is where did they find that many women who were dumb enough to agree to this?
Maybe it has a really deep fighting mechanic?.
Nah only kidding, this looks like "Street Fighter The Movie: The Game", only with less Jean Claude and more boobs.
Speaking of which!, who played God of War 3?, in this Greek Myth tour de force you fight Hercules, the Roman God of Courage!
He's called Heracles in Greek myths you dingbats!.
This is the greatest thing ever. This goes beyond offensive or awful. This is like someone filmed the SyFi channel and made a game.
Day 1 purchase right here
(IRONY IRONY IRONY)
Day 1 purchase right here
(IRONY IRONY IRONY)
Can usually find them hanging around street corners and parks late at night...ryai458 said:
This game looks...erm.....yeah, I got nothin'
Am I the only person here who would seriously play the game and enjoy it? Then again I have Rumble Roses XX for the xbox 360. Just wish they would make this Warriors of Elysia game a tad more brutal, more violent take downs, more special effects.
Also I have the Bikini Karate Babes demo on my computer. It's not the best fighting game in the world but the sex appeal does make it playable.
Also I have the Bikini Karate Babes demo on my computer. It's not the best fighting game in the world but the sex appeal does make it playable.
Am I going to be the first one to say it? Well, I'm aroused.
Also, I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought of games like Mad Dog McCree and other laserdisc and CD-i games. I would think with modern day CGI you could put real people into an animated world and not have it look like it did 20 years ago(Mad Dog McCree came out in 1990?! Bah, I'm old).
Between this type of visual presentation and the kinect sex game they put up yesterday I have this bad feeling that this is all going to mix with todays fads to make games with live-action erotic quick time events. "I call this move 'climbing the colossus!'"
Edit: Someone above mentioned how they should make this game more violent and I somehow combined it with Mortal Kombat. 'Finish her! Nudity, Venus wins!'
Also, I'm glad I'm not the only one who immediately thought of games like Mad Dog McCree and other laserdisc and CD-i games. I would think with modern day CGI you could put real people into an animated world and not have it look like it did 20 years ago(Mad Dog McCree came out in 1990?! Bah, I'm old).
Between this type of visual presentation and the kinect sex game they put up yesterday I have this bad feeling that this is all going to mix with todays fads to make games with live-action erotic quick time events. "I call this move 'climbing the colossus!'"
Edit: Someone above mentioned how they should make this game more violent and I somehow combined it with Mortal Kombat. 'Finish her! Nudity, Venus wins!'
While you are correct, the western world knows him as Hercules in large part to the Disney film.ColdStorage said:Maybe it has a really deep fighting mechanic?.
Nah only kidding, this looks like "Street Fighter The Movie: The Game", only with less Jean Claude and more boobs.
Speaking of which!, who played God of War 3?, in this Greek Myth tour de force you fight Hercules, the Roman God of Courage!
He's called Heracles in Greek myths you dingbats!.
Edit: Isn't he a Demi-God?
I knew this would be horrible from the title, but I was hoping for the hilarious "Oh-God-I-can't-believe-this-exists" kind of terrible. It's just really boring. Got about a third through the trailer and wondered how these women could need money so badly as to model for this game. Disappointed meh.