Stay Abreast of This Titillating Indie Fighting Game
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With modern graphics powers, they could have at least made it the most realistic attempt at porn they could see.
What the hell...?
You know how Scream started as a parody of campy horror movies, but fans of those movies were so entrenched in their cliches that they didn't notice, and it became what it was parodying? That's this. A joke that went way too far. Boycott at all costs.
You know how Scream started as a parody of campy horror movies, but fans of those movies were so entrenched in their cliches that they didn't notice, and it became what it was parodying? That's this. A joke that went way too far. Boycott at all costs.
Wow as a game this looks horrible.
Now I know with 3D modelling it's easier to do this as you can just recycle what you've already created and scale the size up or down and change the skin, but all I'm saying is that while I wouldn't touch the game in question with a 10 foot pole I at least give the developers props for putting some real variety in their babes.
Really? The women aren't attractive enough? Hah, that's the one thing thing I actually like about this and a pet peeve of mine about other 'babe' games, the closest to which I've ever owned & played being Soul Calibre 2. It seems like with the advent of near life like 3d modeling graphics artists have been able to craft their image of a perfect women, creating an almost artificial quality to it because it's a perfection beyond the reach of real women. Narrowing it down even more, there's always great attention to detail paid to the boobies, and after that single perfect pair is crafted they get slapped onto practically every last woman in the game. The faces, skin tone, and maybe scale size may be different but other than that they're bodies are basically all the same shape.Anti-Robot Man said:
Now I know with 3D modelling it's easier to do this as you can just recycle what you've already created and scale the size up or down and change the skin, but all I'm saying is that while I wouldn't touch the game in question with a 10 foot pole I at least give the developers props for putting some real variety in their babes.
Yeah just replace the characters of Mortal Combat with these girls and I'd buy it. Gore, girls, action, what's not to love? As it stands it's just got the girls and sub-par acting so there's actually not much chance of me getting it. Besides, I still have a few costumes to unlock on Ruble Roses XX (one of my favorite games).Tarlane said:
How very underwhelming. The combat looks bland, the graphics fall under uncanny valley, and it's boring even from a titillation standpoint. You know what makes sexy fighters sexy? Fetishes! This is just "girl in bikini versus girl in different bikini." You either need to focus on the oogling aspect to keep things interesting or make the different girls uniquely appealing. Random bikini chicks in random locals are BORING!
Dude, 4:02, couch punch.
I hope saying that doesn't get me on probation.
But seriously.
I laughed so hard.
Like.
I was crying I was laughing so hard.
OT:
I do not want it, now, or ever.
But seriously. 4:02
I hope saying that doesn't get me on probation.
But seriously.
I laughed so hard.
Like.
I was crying I was laughing so hard.
OT:
I do not want it, now, or ever.
But seriously. 4:02
Oh man, this looks so DOPE! I'm gonna skip school tomorrow, grab my Walkman and ride my bike over to the arcade so I...
...oh, wait. It's not 1992 anymore. So, seriously, WTF.
...oh, wait. It's not 1992 anymore. So, seriously, WTF.
Well, my main issue with this game besides the fact is obviously has been made for 14 year old boys, is that the entire cast are carbon copies of each other.
Plus it looks very awkward, the lighting is terrible, and if I bought that game I may have to kill myself for stooping down to that level.
Plus it looks very awkward, the lighting is terrible, and if I bought that game I may have to kill myself for stooping down to that level.
Honestly the whole thing falls into the uncanny valley like a road runner cartoon.Kimarous said:
In any event, I can't really blame the developers. They're doing one of two things with this game. A)They're following Sonic 4 and other newly released games that have gone retro or B)this is the best they can do. In either case the game doesn't look good but in either case I can't really attack them because I certainly couldn't do better.
On a side note, was I the only one laughing at the idea of not just one, but a legion of photographically rendered women literally fighting to sleep with you?
I want to point out that the Roman goddess Venus is technically not a direct analogue of Aphrodite. Although most of the more familiar entities in the Roman pantheon can be held up side-by-side against the Greek pantheon to find little in the way of differences, it is generally held that, rather than adopting the Greek gods wholesale, the Romans merged the qualities of the Greek gods with those of local deities (in particular the Etruscans). Therefore, while Venus is so close in alignment to the depiction of Aphrodite as to consider them the same in common parlance, if we're being paedantic (which why wouldn't we be?) there does exist a realm of sense where they could theoretically coexist as two separate entities.John Funk said:
...What's that? Ridiculous game? Where? Oh! Well, bly me. Guess that makes this a catfight over who's the best goddess of love, then.
"*****, you stole my sphere of worship!"
"Whatever! It's MY name that everyone associates with bodily perfection!"
