Stealth: The Game

[Neonbob]

I run a DOS attack on youtube, ridding you of your source.
I kick the cat out of a window, and throw a saw blade at you.

I run you over with a silenced car.

 

[xxcloud417xx]

you have no more car. I ate it with my face.

I eat u!

 

[Neonbob]

I punch my way out of your gut.
Ewwwww.

I put anthrax in your jelly.

 

[Azraellod]

i remember that i don't like jelly, and eat something else.

i drop an elephant on top of you.

 

[Jepix]

I inform you that you just dropped your elephant, and go on with life.

I stare at you until the pressure is too much and you kill yourself.

 

[Captainguy42]

I point out you have a bit of spinach between you teeth to take off the pressure.

The spinach was cynaide.

 

[xxcloud417xx]

Which would have worked to kill me, but I ain't Popeye. Better luck next time.

Ninja Popeye assassin has been payed to kill you...

 

[SteakHeart]

I bribe him with spinach sushi to kill you.

I garrote you.

 

[Neonbob]

I flip you over my shoulders and curb stomp you.

I put a block of C4 in your sock drawer.

 

[SteakHeart]

I dont wear socks.

I cut your head off from behind with a can of axe.

 

[MasterSqueak]

I'm a blob, I don't have a head.

I sneak up behind you using a Chinese Stealth Suit and shoot you in the head with my Perforator.

 

[Neonbob]

I sneeze, and you miss my head.

I put a landmine in your bed while you were away.

 

[elbryan108]

My two cats jump in the bed before I get home and a really bad action star pokes his head in and say, "Hello Landmine, Bye Bye Kitty"

I place a poison pin in your desk chair.

 

[Neonbob]

I never sit in my desk chair, thus I am safe.

I fumigate your house while you are at work.

 

[elbryan108]

Unknown by you, I had a huge problem with Black widow spiders and had called the exterminators to fumigate the house anyway and had planned on camping in the woods for the next few days.

I bribe a girl scout to poison your shipment of thin mint cookies.

 

[Neonbob]

My brother eats them all in ten minutes...oh well. I'll keep the Samoas!

I pay your optometrist to blind you, and then hand you a stick of dynamite, light it, and run off.

 

[elbryan108]

I use my supersonic hearing to hear the fuse being lit and shove the dynamite down the optometrist throat and run away.

I train a wren to silently peck open you stomach as you sleep, insert an electric eel inside and fly away.

 

[Neonbob]

My stomach had been turned into rubber during a previous adventure.
I track you down and stab you with a wheel.

I put a man-eating plant in your garden.

 

[Azraellod]

i feel like some fun, and torch my garden.

i put on gloves and hand you a book coated with poison that works on skin contact.

 

[Neonbob]

I get distracted, and turn away at the last second.
Then I notice the gloves, kick you in the groin, and walk off.

I put a spring-loaded sword under your bed.