Stealth: The Game

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

If we're the same person, then you just stabbed yourself. You die. Then I die. Meaning you live, meaning...Aargh!

I hire a stealth fighter to shoot both of us in order to solve this problem.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I swapped your dirty needles for rubber ones. They bounce off me.

I take out the stolen dirty needles and stab you in the back with them.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I dodge your lazer, run up to you and laser you from anear.

 

[Ochidi]

I bust out a mirror and laser you again!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I dodge all the lasers and hit you with a dog. Um...stealthily!

 

[SteakHeart]

I go COD4 on the dog, snapping it's neck.

I use its body to scare you into falling from your penthouse apartment 60 stories up.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I grab hold of a passing balloon.

I throw Rorsharch at the next poster.

I also got the threads confused. Still, Rorchach is stealthy, I guess.

 

[Ochidi]

I kick his face.

I glue your pants to a chair.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Luckily, my jeans are in the way.

I drop the chair on you while you sleep.

 

[Ochidi]

It misses me and I pour lighter fluid on it.

I throw it down your chimney and your house catches on fire.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I no longer live in a house. I sold it to some homeless people. whoops.

I hire ninjas to slice you up like thanksgiving turkey.

 

[Ochidi]

I bribe them with turkey.

I put a bomb in your lunch bag!

 

[Ochidi]

Wait a second! How would a homeless person afford a house?!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I eat the bomb. Burp. And I swapped the house for a bottle of wine. That's why I'm living in a box now.

I hit you with the wine bottle

 

[Ochidi]

I get knocked out for hours.

I teepee your house at night.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I PeeTee the Fool.

I smother you in your sleep with a giant marshmallow.

 

[Ochidi]

I eat it!

I smother you with sand in your sleep!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I blow the sand away with a giant fan.

I weaken your house's foundations so it collapses on you during the night.